Lorenzo Lamas -- Marriage Does the Body Good
While on his honeymoon with his FIFTH wife, Lorenzo Lamas showed off his ripped 53-year-old body on the beach in Mexico the other day.
Lamas is not only taking his wife Shawna Craig's last name ... he's apparently borrowing her bathing suit bottom too.
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Lane Garrison -- Putting His Man Bits at Risk
Formerly imprisoned "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison broke a cardinal rule while jogging yesterday -- he forgot to holster the man parts. MAJOR flop, dude.
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Nicole Richie Bikini Mother of Two
Former socialite party girl turned Glendale soccer mom, Nicole Richie rocked a colorful bikini while baking in the warm Miami sun on Thursday.
The 29-year-old is a tanned shell of her former self.
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TSA -- Ex-Miss USA Was Treated Like Anyone Else
Former Miss USA Susie Castillo was NOT "molested" during an airport pat down ... according to the TSA which tells TMZ its officer acted totally appropriately.
A rep for TSA tells TMZ, "We have reviewed this passenger's screening experience and found that the officer followed proper procedures."
Castillo claims a TSA agent at Dallas Fort Worth Airport touched her genitals four times during an inspection last week.
TSA added it is "always seeking to strike the right balance between privacy and security while providing the security that the American people want and deserve."
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Akon's Underwear Strip Show
Akon did his best Marky Mark impersonation and stripped down to his white skivvies while onstage opening for Usher in Florida last night.
Smack that!
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Kris Humphries & Kim K -- Sizing Up Their Relationship
Despite their, er, differences, NJ Nets Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are a good fit.
The happy couple made their way through LAX yesterday.
They're livin' large.
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'Family Matters' Star -- I Wanna Do PLAYBOY!!!
Admit it, you've always wanted to see Laura Winslow NAKED -- well, now you might be able to see the person who played her best friend Maxine on "Family Matters!!!"
TMZ has obtained a photo of Cherie Johnson -- who also played Punky Brewster's BFF back in the '80s -- taken during a nude-ish photo shoot on a beach ... and she's hoping the pics will score her a spread in Playboy.
Johnson -- who's 35 years old now -- tells us, "I have been threatening my family that I was going to do 'Playboy' since I was 18 years old."
Cherie adds, "When my mom said 'Okay' ... and my grandma said, 'Bring me a autographed copy,' I figured I'd make it a goal."
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The Krupa Sisters Making Immigration Sexy
Polish-American models Joanna and Marta Krupa unwittingly presented the best pro-immigration argument we've ever seen -- bikini fights on South Beach!
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Rachel Bilson Black Bikini Babe
Former "O.C." star Rachel Bilson soaked her sexy pale flesh in Barbados this weekend.
The 29-year-old was joined by her on-again, off-again boyfriend Hayden Christensen.
Coco Big Ass Reality Show
Coco has no problem revealing several intimate details (and body parts) on her Twitter feed -- now TMZ has learned she'll be doing that every week ... on her new reality show.
According to our sources, Coco will be starring in a new show for E! -- the same network that airs "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Hmmm, we're sensing a theme here ...
We're told the show has begun shooting in NYC -- it will focus on her crazy life and will feature her hubby, rapper/actor Ice-T.
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MMA Ring Girls -- The Breast Chokehold Of All Time
The machines of destruction at Bellator Fighting Championships weren't the only ones getting physical in the cage last night -- because the mind-blowingly hot ring girls went at it too ... and we got the pics.
It all went down minutes before Bellator 42 at the Lucky Star Casino in Oklahoma -- Bellator ring girls Jade Bryce and Mercedes Terrell hit the mat pretty hard ... and, well, just look at the pictures already.
Seriously, why are you still reading this?
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Dave Chappelle RIPPED At Coachella
Dave Chappelle ... is JACKED?!
Chappelle made a rare public appearance at the Coachella Music Festival in California this past weekend ... hanging out with his friend Erykah Badu during the Kanye West performance.
... and now, a moment of silence for "Chappelle Show" ....
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J.Lo Stomachs Her Fans
With her taut midriff fully exposed, Jennifer Lopez waved to fans as she left a Best Buy in West Hollywood on Tuesday.
"American Idol" does the 41-year-old mother of two's body good.
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Jennifer Hudson Cut Down to Size
Jennifer Hudson showed off her svelte hourglass figure in a form fitting blue dress while leaving a studio in London on Monday.
Two months ago, the 29-year-old told Oprah she was a size 6.
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Michaele Salahi -- You're NO Playboy Cover Model
Alleged White House crasher Michaele Salahi has finally taken her NUDE pics for Playboy -- but TMZ has learned she's just been informed by the mag that she WILL NOT be featured on the cover.
Sources involved with the spread tell us ... The "Real Housewives of D.C." star received an email from Playboy honchos informing her, "There is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial."
Playboy informed Michaele the company would instead feature her on the website -- explaining, "We had hoped an issue would be available to present you in the pages of the magazine first. However, that does not seem likely and we do not want to keep them from our readers any longer."
If it's any consolation -- the Playboy rep told Salahi the pics were, "AMAZING!"
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Miranda Kerr Postpartum Bikini Body
Just three months after giving birth to her baby with Orlando Bloom, 27-year-old Miranda Kerr was back in a bikini for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in Malibu this weekend.
She's a model mom.