Hot Mamas

Miami Heat star Chris Bosh may have had over $300K in watches and rings jacked from his home, but he's still got the family jewels ... his wife's bootyful bikini body.

Looking like a long lost Kardashian, Adrienne Bosh barely contained herself in a red two-piece as she showed off her buxom precious gems on the beach with her son in Puerto Rico this weekend.

She's making those crooks look like a giant ass.

Former "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham staunchly denied the existence of a sex tape ... and then flip-flopped ... and then threatened legal action ... and then said some REALLY dumb stuff ... and TMZ caught the whole thing on tape.

21-year-old Abraham was shopping for sexy lingerie at Agent Provocateur in L.A. yesterday when we asked if she knew about the existence of the sex tape being shopped around town.

"I don't ... exist ... anything about that," Farrah eloquently told us.

Farrah later changed her position ... saying, "If I had my own personal stuff, that's my own personal thing."

During the encounter, we learned Farrah doesn't know the meaning of the word, "elaborate" -- ya gotta watch the video.

"Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham got down and dirty while cameras rolled and now a sex tape is being shopped to various porn companies featuring the MTV star ... TMZ has learned.

According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes ... full-on sex ... in various positions. We're told it was recently shot.

Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal.

It's another notch in Farrah's belt ... she was recently snapped boozing it up in nothing but lingerie. And last month she was arrested on suspicion of DUI, when cops say she blew nearly twice the legal limit.

Farrah blamed that on being sick. Wonder what her excuse for this will be?

With all the commotion over Halle Berry's pregnancy bombshell ... it was easy to miss that "Glee" star Heather Morris got knocked up too -- so she's letting her baby belly speak for her.

The 26-year-old showed off her growing bump -- which is about 3 months along -- in L.A. Saturday ... for the first time since announcing she and BF Taylor Hubbell were expecting a kid last week.

No word whether the pregnancy will show up in any "Glee" storylines, but at this point ... it's not like it could make the show worse.

Halle Berry took a stroll around New York City yesterday, flashing the early signs of a baby bump.

As TMZ first reported, Halle and fiance Olivier Martinez are expecting their first child together. We're told Halle is three months pregnant and has already learned she's having a boy.

Perhaps as a proverbial, pudgy middle finger to the tabloids who have mocked her pregnancy weight gain, Kim Kardashian put her baby bump on full display on Instagram today.

One of Halle Berry's exes said something nice about her and her pregnancy -- and the kind words came from none other than singer Eric Benet!

We broke the story ... 46-year-old Halle is expecting her second child -- this one with fiance Olivier Martinez -- and based on Eric's reaction, it looks like we broke the news to him in Bev Hills today.

It's no secret ... Halle doesn't have a great track record of remaining friends with exes -- but Benet, who was married to her from 2001 to 2005, had only 2 words for Halle.

"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" babe Brandi Glanville's latest gig is a real stretch.

The limber 40-year-old mother of two showed off her toned body and ridiculously long legs during a photo op workout session with a personal trainer at a park in L.A. on Friday.

Kim Kardashian is a 200 lb monster who's shoveling down so much junk food ... she got dumped by Kanye West -- according to some ridiculously creative magazines, anyway.

See, pregnancy can be entertaining! Unless you're Kim.

Here are some photos of Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren in St. Barts.

And now some reactions from around the office ...

Mike: I can't stop staring.

Gary: I hate my life.

Charles: I'm kinda over her now.

Evan: Charles is insane.

Lululemon has 86'd the woman behind their see-through yoga pants, which is a damn shame -- and not only because Sofia Vergara looks so good in that style. Okay, mostly because of that.

Heidi Klum ain't afraid of no stupid water ... 'cause just three days after saving her son and two nannies from a dangerous rip tide in Hawaii, Klum got back into rough waters ... at Disney's California Adventure.

It's a pretty brave move considering the frightening scene in Oahu earlier this week ... when Heidi sprinted into the ocean to pull her son Henry and their two nannies out of the surf, while wearing nothing more than a skimpy bikini.

In fact, the water was so rough that day, her boyfriend Martin Kristen could be seen struggling to catch his breath on the shore after the terrifying incident.

But there was no water rescue necessary in California on Wednesday ... when a fearless Heidi was seen laughing her way through Grizzly River Run with Martin and her kids.

It's about damn time New Jersey banned children from tanning -- at least without parental permission -- this according to the face of the biggest underage tanning scandal in history.

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil got emotional on the street yesterday ... telling TMZ, she fully supports Governor Chris Christie's new "Tan Mom Law" that bans anyone under 17 from going to tanning salons without a parental stamp of approval.

Patricia tells us, "I don't think children ever should tan ... I believe that it should be something that's spoken about and now it's been rectified after I went through a year of mockery for something I never would do and did not do."

Quick recap: Patricia was arrested last year on child endangerment charges after being accused of putting her 5-year-old in a tanning booth. Patricia denied the charges from the beginning, and a grand jury opted not to indict her.

All decked out in their best Sunday outfits and brand new Easter weaves, 21-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and her big pop icon sister Britney Jean Spears spent the holiday together down home in Kentwood this weekend.

So we gotta ask ...

Here's Khloe Kardashian at a McDonald's event in Hollywood on Thursday (left) and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara back in 2011 (right).

The twins.