Queen Elizabeth And Speaking Of Ninja Turtles ...
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Real Housewives Of NYC FAT RAISES ... OR WE QUIT!
The Real Housewives of NYC have banded together against the Bravo Network -- REFUSING to continue on the show unless they ALL get huge raises, TMZ has learned.
Sources tell us ... LuAnn de Lesseps, Carole Radziwill, Aviva Drescher, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan and Heather Thomson were recently approached by Bravo individually with contract offers to appear on Season 6, which is supposed to begin production on Monday.
But the women were each unhappy with the offers ... and figured they would have more leverage against the network if they teamed up ... just like the cast of "Friends" did back in the day.
We're told the women approached Bravo as a group and made their demand clear -- FAT RAISES FOR ALL ... OR WE QUIT.
Here's where it gets interesting -- sources tell us the network is FURIOUS ... and has told the group they have until Friday (tomorrow) to sign the offers that are currently on the table, or they're all FIRED.
Translation -- IT'S A STANDOFF!!!!!
One thing to consider -- Season 5 of "NYC Housewives" was one of the lowest rated seasons in the show's run.
A rep for Bravo had no comment on the situation.
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Jodi vs. Casey vs. Amanda Who'd You Rather
Jodi Arias was just convicted for murder in the first degree and joins Casey Anthony and Amanda Knox as the three leading ladies of high profile murder trials.
So we gotta ask ...
Adriana Lima The Bikini Heat Is On
For once in her life, Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima did not look smokin' hot in lingerie ... because she was too busy looking smokin' hot in a bikini.
The gorgeous 31-year-old mother of two showcased her flawless golden mamacita curves by modeling a bunch of tiny sexy two-piece swimsuits for a photo shoot in St. Barts on Wednesday.
While temperatures have been hovering around the mid 80s ... we hear there is a scorching Brazilian front (and back) moving across the Caribbean island.
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Shanna Moakler My Boobs Are for Fun Not For Food
Ex-beauty queen Shanna Moakler says her precious boobs are sex objects, and no place for hungry kids to be hanging out. Sooo ... let's talk milk jugs! And breastfeeding.
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Jessica Alba There's a Nip in the Air!
Even in May, it can get quite nippy out in New York City ... thanks to Jessica Alba.
While she hasn't been on a TV series in years, the sexy 32-year-old mother of two put on quite the show as she stripped off some of her pesky warm layers and exposed one of her gorgeous girls through her sheer bra on Tuesday.
Although unpredictable, the weather forecast did say partly cloudy with a chance of an amazing, beautiful front moving across the land.
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Kim Kardashian Looks Sofa King Good!
Rockin' a chic maternity floral slipcover, a very pregnant Kim Kardashian camouflaged her growing baby bump and wowed the A-list fashion crowd at the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday.
The theme of the stylish event was punk rock ... and what's more anti-establishment than going as the kouch in your beloved Aunt Sylvia's finished basement in Van Nuys circa 1986?
This is the perfect look for a busy mom-to-be, as it sleeps two comfortably.
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Rihanna to Nicole Richie YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE (and That's a Good Thing)
Hows this for flattery -- Rihanna just tweeted a pic of Nicole Richie with a caption that reads, “This bitch makes me throw up" ... and she meant it AS A COMPLIMENT!
RiRi was commenting on a recent pic of Richie sporting a short grey hairdo (see below) -- taken at the Met Gala, where the theme was "punk."
So how does the vomit comment translate to a compliment? Turns out, Rihanna meant the outfit was "sick" -- in a good way -- and she even included the hashtag, "#bestdressed."
So there ya have it ... next time someone says you make them feel queasy -- just say "thanks."
"Honey Boo Boo" Wedding Match Made In Hog Heaven
'Honey Boo Boo' stars Mama June and Sugar Bear finally tied the knot in the redneck wedding of the century -- an event worthy of its own theme song. You're welcome June. Yee-haw!!!
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Farrah Abraham Signs 1st Endorsement Deal SIX FIGURES!!!
Farrah Abraham is following the Kim Kardashian Steps to Fame Playbook to perfection -- TMZ has learned the newly-minted porn star has just inked her first endorsement deal ... and the check has its fair share of zeroes at the end of it.
The Backdoor Teen Mom has signed on to endorse a product called Raspberry Tones ... which bills itself as a "diet and fat-loss" pill. We're told it wasn't the sex tape that caught the company's eye (ok, maybe a little) but rather the bikini pics of Farrah that surfaced last month.
According to our sources, Farrah loved the idea of endorsing a health product and couldn't pass up the payday ... which, we're told, is somewhere in the low six figures.
A rep for the company tells TMZ, "Farrah represents a growing audience of young, active people who take care of their health and use only natural products to look and feel great. Farrah looks fit and fabulous, and takes care of her body, and a lot of health-conscious people can look up to that."
Taking pills isn't really Farrah's strong suit, but you can't get pregnant if you skip one of these ... so she'll be fine.
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Reese Witherspoon's Cop Hat IT'S A KNOCKOFF! And Police Say It's Ugly Too
The Atlanta Police Dept. tells TMZ ... they DID NOT give Reese Witherspoon a free hat after her arrest -- in fact, cops say the "A.P.D." cap she was wearing this weekend is nothing more than a CHEAP, UGLY KNOCKOFF!
We spoke to Senior Officer Stanionis from the Public Affairs office of the APD, who told us point blank -- "We did not give her that hat. We have no idea where she got that hat."
"In fact, that’s an awful hat," Stanionis continued ... "Looks like a patch glued onto a hat and it’s not a good one."
Wearing a phony police hat??? That is beyond ...
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Mama June Here Comes the Bride All Dressed in Camouflage
Mama June is on a show on TLC -- home of shows like "Say Yes to the Dress" and "I Found the Gown" -- but clearly she did not enlist the help of either of them to pick out the dress for her wedding today.
As TMZ first reported, Mama (aka June Shannon) and Sugar Bear (aka Mike Thompson) decided to tie the knot today in Georgia.
Our sources had said that the people working the wedding were told to dress in either hot pink or camo clothing ... but we didn't think that extended to the participants as well!
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Reese Witherspoon An American Citizen Who LOVES Cops
Reese Witherspoon is clearly over the fact that an Atlanta cop obstructed her justice, because she showed up at LAX last night -- which is on American soil -- sporting an Atlanta PD hat.
That hat is beyond.
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Kate Capshaw Good Genes or Good Docs?
For Kate Capshaw, being Steven Spielberg's wife definitely has its perks.
Here's the 33-year-old "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" star back in 1987 (left) -- and 26 years later, the 59-year-old natural beauty at a charity event in Beverly Hills this week (right).
Giving up acting in films really agrees with her.
'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham Workin' Another Pole!
Even after her XXX sex tape, "Teen Mom" Farrah Abraham still can't get enough pole.
The 21-year-old once again showed off how limber she is -- only this time fully clothed -- by flaunting her stripper pole skills at a dance class in Austin on Thursday.
After scoring in the high six figure range for her highly anticipated porn debut in "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom," we're told the fame hungry star now wants to put her back into making a pole-dancing exercise video for new moms.
A mother's twerk is never done.
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Amanda Bynes Gimme Gimme More!
Here's retired actress turned Twitter sensation Amanda Bynes showing off her God-given talents in one of her latest pics (left) -- and reassembled pop princess Britney Spears back during her unbeweavable 2007 MTV VMA "performance" (right).
Only one is currently under a conservatorship.
We're just sayin'.