Kourtney Kardashian I've Got A Giant Heart -Shaped Booty!

Kourtney Kardashian is going where she hasn't really gone before ... hogging the ass spotlight.

Kourt's down in Miami with her kids and some pals, including Hailey Baldwin. She hit the sand at the W Hotel Monday where her butt was on full display in a black bikini.

It's apparent Kourtney has belatedly read the butt manual authored by sisters Kim, Khloe and Kylie, and she's clearly absorbed the content.

For Kourt, there's her bottom and then there's rock bottom, but the latter is reserved for Scott Disick.

Beyonce 2nd Baby Shower Tatted in Her Mind ... And On Her Belly

Beyonce is just about ready to pop -- and it REALLY showed at her 2nd baby shower this weekend ... mostly 'cause of her belly tattoos.

Bey hosted a "Carter Push Party" Saturday and invited her mom, Tina, and a few her famous gal pals -- including her Destiny's Child crew Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland ... plus Lala Anthony AND fellow expecting mom Serena Williams.

But the highlight was obviously Queen Bey, who was walking around in some kind of tribal outfit with her very preggo belly fully exposed ... and covered in henna tattoos. Reminds us of when she first announced the twins.

It seems like any day now, but Bey's dad Mathew Knowles said on "TMZ Live" Friday she was more than 2 weeks away.

Beyonce Already Showing Off The Twins

Beyonce and Jay Z's twins are still in utero ... but they're already getting a taste of the spotlight.

Beyonce's been posting up a storm ... showing off her baby package. Gotta say ... she looks amazing in a tight little black dress.

It's a 180 from pregnancy #1 ... where she hid from cameras and only surfaced for a couple of interviews.

She's never said when she's due. She confirmed her pregnancy in February but no one on the outside knew how far along she was. Anyone's guess.

Chrissy Teigen Oh, Baby ... Luna

Chrissy Teigen is one hot mama ... which her baby, Luna, reminds us of very well here.

Chrissy went shopping Saturday with her super-duper cute 1-year-old daughter in New York City. Naturally, Chrissy was showing plenty of cleavage in her model mom outfit.

She's told us her boobs have good days and (allegedly) bad ones, too. Looks like this day was one of the good ones ... for us, at least.

We're sure John would agree. Kendrick in the back seems to as well.

Kim Kardashian The Flu Diet Works ... Check Out That Body

Kim Kardashian made a joke about the flu helping her drop some poundage ... but these pics prove a little temp can do a body good.

Paps got Kim out and about in L.A. Tuesday night in a bralette, skin-tight pants and a very loose coat that let everything hang out. She looks good ... damn good.

That same night, Kim tweeted that she was 6 pounds down from the flu ... joking it made for an "amazing" diet. She took heat ... and then took the tweet down.

Maybe controversial, but the results are undeniable.

John Legend Drake Does a Mean Impression of Me ... Keep Your Top On, Chrissy!

I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
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John Legend thinks Drake has his John Legend impression down to a tee, and in totally unrelated news (we think) ... Chrissy Teigen's struggling to stay in her top.

The couple and baby Luna were at LAX Thursday when John weighed in on Drizzy's recent imitation, and also Trump's proposed budget cuts. Dude's got range.

Meanwhile, Chrissy's loose-fitting sweater nearly stole the show.

HERE'S HOW I DO JOHN ...

Blac Chyna Move Over Barbie, Make Way for Chyna Dolls!!

Blac Chyna's out to prove Barbie dolls are out ... and Chyna dolls are the figurines of the future.

The folks at My3DNA tell us ... Chyna had a shoot Wednesday to model several different looks for her dolls. Here's how it works -- they CGI scan her face and body and use 3D printing technology to make mini replicas.

We're told Chyna began working on a collab in August, and now she's gearing up to release her line of dolls in May. There'll be 6-8 different versions in multiple sizes ... starting at around $75 a pop.

My3DNA has produced figurines for other celebs like Drake, Steve Aoki, Dan Bilzerian and the cast of "Black-ish" in the past.

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George & Amal Clooney Pregnant Couture At Its Finest

George and Amal Clooney make pregnancy look good.

The duo schooled power couples on looking glamorous while expecting when they headed to the Cesar Awards ceremony in Paris ... with Amal's baby bump already making an appearance.

Soak up those nights on the town! Twins are coming.

Gisele SPACED OUT Hours Before Kickoff

What do you do when your pre-Super Bowl anxiety hits out-of-this-world levels??

You take your fam to the Houston Space Center!

That's what Gisele did early Sunday morning -- taking her daughter Vivian for a quick trip to the home of the largest moon rock collection on the planet ... while her hubby Tom Brady preps for the Falcons.

The supermodel explored replicas of the Apollo Lunar Module, Apollo 17 Command Module and more. Looks like she had a great time.

As we know from previous Super Bowls, Gisele gets pretty intense when watching the games -- so, we're guessing the trip was an attempt to keep her mind distracted.

Then again, Tom's already been through the Super Bowl thing 6 times before ... so, maybe they're looking to buy a space shuttle??

BLASTING OFF

Joseline Hernandez One Hot Mama 2.5 Weeks After Giving Birth

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One look at Joseline Hernandez and you couldn't tell she delivered daughter Bonnie Bella 2.5 weeks ago.

Joseline was blazin' Thursday night in L.A., where she wasted no time plugging her delivery special.

As for the hardest part of her pregnancy ... it wasn't the cravings or her feud with baby daddy Stevie J.

Teyana Taylor Mom Patrol at the Beach Is a Glorious Sight!

Teyana Taylor's in perfect position to simultaneously win MILF and Mommy of the Year awards.

The singer enjoyed a day at the beach in Miami along with her daughter, Iman Tayla.

Teyana's NBA hubby Iman Shumpert is missing out. Big time.

Liam Payne & Cheryl Cole They Don't Know About Us ... Expecting?

Liam Payne is either about to be a dad, or his gf had way too much food and beer before enjoying Christmas carols.

The 23-year-old One Direction singer and Cheryl Cole, from Girls Aloud, showed up together Tuesday at the St James Christmas Carol Concert in London -- and it sure looks like something's in the oven.

The couple isn't commenting yet about the baby rumors ... or about what she had for dinner.

Blac Chyna Mayor of MILF City

Blac Chyna's 39 pounds away from her post-baby weight goal but trust us -- no one would complain if she stopped now.

BC was out with King Cairo strutting her goods Sunday ... and judging from those curves you'd never know she popped Dream out just a few weeks ago.

#MILFDoesABodyGood

Kim Kardashian Let Me Show You How To Break The Internet, Chyna

Kim Kardashian knows a thing or two about gettin' nekkid for photo shoots ... so it's no surprise she helped Blac Chyna navigate the frigid waters.

Chyna is PAPER Mag's September cover girl ... that means buck naked, and Kim was right there to coach her through the shoot. Kim arrived with Chyna, helped her strike poses and even picked out what some might call wardrobe.

Kim and Chyna were tight the entire day ... it was apparent to all they like each other.

Everyone remembers Kim's PAPER Mag shoot in 2014 -- so she's just keeping it all in the fam.

Kim Kardashian I'm Putting My Ass Back to Work!

WHAT A PEACH!
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Break's over for Kim Kardashian after her celebrated butt somehow managed to fly under the radar for 3 whole days -- and now she's making sure everyone gets an up-close look!

Kim says she laid off Snapchat at the start of her Mexican vacation with girlfriends, and her kids, but all bets are off ... now that the paps spotted her at Joe Francis' oceanfront mansion in Punta Mita.

Check out the vid ... #FullMoonFever.

Reggie Bush's Wife I'm Sexy and I Know It

While Reggie Bush is heating things up in Buffalo ... his wife is still ON FIRE in California.

Check out Lilit Bush showing off her insane curves ... just because she feels like it.

Lilit explained, "Just sometimes I'll take a sexy picture."

No complaints here.

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