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Tim Tebow just got a metaphoric slap in the face from the Colorado Rockies mascot ... who struck the QB's famous pose even though he's -- a DINOSAUR!!

TMZ obtained the ironic pic that flies in the face of all Tebow holds dear -- Dinger the Triceratops ... Tebowing with several Rockies players in a Phoenix, AZ park Saturday.

The Elias Sports Bureau is getting back to us, but we're fairly confident this is the first time a dinosaur's been spotted Tebowing in the wild.

Evolutionists -- 1
Creationists -- 0

According to reports, Chappelle became distracted by fans who were recording him and began conversing with them and refusing to tell jokes.

CNN reporter Roland S. Martin was in the crowd and tweeted throughout the show, saying, "He's spent more time going back & forth with one audience member, & pretty much stopped telling jokes ... He got texted four times during his show and actually checked them ... He's just staring at the crowd & sighing ... He's been on stage 46 minutes & told one joke."

Mr. Metta World Peace hit the stage at Caroline's on Broadway in NY for his 2nd ever live comedy show ... and TMZ was there to capture the new king of stand up in all of his glory -- even the part where he stopped the show in the middle of his set to hug a woman he recognized.

A couple HS students were filming in a parking lot outside some L.A. mall earlier this week -- and just their luck ... they ran into Mike Epps.

The two students struck while the iron was hot, asking Mike for his opinion on littering in L.A. -- and the actor responded by tossing a crumpled up piece of paper on the ground ... and saying, "Sometimes you don't want sh*t in your car."

The insurance company announced the new voice will be provided by a dude named Daniel McKeague -- a father of three who works at a radio station in MN.

Of course, Aflac's been on a hunt for a new voice -- after firing Gilbert Gottfried for tweeting a bunch of controversial jokes about the tsunami in Japan.

McKeague beat out more than 12,500 people who entered the competition -- and his first commercial is set to air tonight during ... get this ... "The Voice".

Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg:

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

"Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

So far, Aflac hasn't rehired him.

It all went down on the "Howard Stern Show" this morning -- Howard blasted Aflac for dumping Gilbert yesterday over the tasteless jokes he posted on Twitter ... claiming they knew what they were signing up for when they hired him ... because offensive jokes are kinda' Gilbert's thing.

The company released a statement saying, "Gilbert’s recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac ... Aflac will immediately set plans in motion to conduct a nationwide casting call to find a new voice of the iconic Aflac Duck."

Gilbert went to his Twitter page over the past 24 hours and dropped TWELVE tsunami-inspired jokes ... including:

Sadly, it's not a REAL game show -- it's a viral advertisement for a new MetroPCS smartphone called the Samsung Galaxy Indulge ... and we've got Ted's awesome outtakes.

Jim and Cee-Lo weren't the only big names at the Casa De Don Julio Super Bowl event last Saturday either -- David Spade made a pretty hilarious cameo too.