Humor

Eva Longoria got an eyeful of asses and boobs while committing a major faux pas.

The actress and hubby, José Bastón, are on vacation in Ibiza and caught a free show on a nude beach. They did NOT join in the au naturel fun.

As soon as Donald Trump's Presidential run became official, the wall went up ... around his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Someone with a great sense of humor erected a 6-inch high concrete wall Tuesday -- complete with tiny barbed wire -- around the Donald's star. Most people are crediting popular street artist Plastic Jesus for the wall ... since he's done several other anti-Trump pieces -- like "No Trump Anytime" signs.

How does Conor McGregor relax when he's in L.A.? Segway trips on Venice Beach.

Check out the UFC superstar rollin' through the area ... hittin' hat shops, sippin' on pressed juice and most importantly -- taking pictures with any fan who wants a shot!

Love him or hate him -- gotta admit, Conor's always good to his supporters.

Now they've got Justin Bieber too.

He was just another "Pokemon Go" player in the crowd outside the Apple Store in NYC Sunday night.

Sure, JB could have opted to rest up before his Monday night gig at Madison Square Garden, but dude -- there was a very rare Hypno Pokemon in the area!

Witnesses say Justin was running out of Central Park with a pack of other players trying to catch ole Hypno.

As hobbies go -- it beats hanging out in trees.

Happiness is a warm Gronk.

Paul McCartney invited a MASSIVE guest onstage at his concert at Fenway Park on Sunday -- Rob Gronkowski -- and dude went insane!!!

Selena Gomez has a lead foot -- at least in reverse -- and a poor innocent fence paid the price.

Forget Luke Rockhold, Michael Bisping had ANOTHER challenger waiting for him when he got home Wednesday night -- his 15-year-old son ... who threw down with dad right in the middle of their house.

Turns out, Callum Bisping is a high school wrestler -- a pretty good one -- and he tried to test his skills against the UFC middleweight champ.

Check out the clip ... not bad for a 15-year-old. Even Michael admits his days as the alpha male in the house are numbered.

Being one of the biggest stars of the Pokemon universe wasn't enough to get actress Veronica Taylor any special treatment -- she was shut out of all the "Pokemon Go" action.

Veronica played Ash, the Pokemon trainer, on the animated show's first 8 seasons -- and she tells TMZ, she was dying to jump on board to play when 'PG' was released last Thursday. However, game creators initially limited the number of people on the game -- to prevent crashes -- and Veronica got the short end.

Check out the video ... Veronica had some interesting advice on how to safely play the game -- and also revealed when she was finally able to join the craze.

Yes, Ash is currently attempting to catch 'em all.

Orlando Bloom is so funny he can crack himself up.

Bloom was back on the beach in Malibu Tuesday, playing another game of Cornhole. At this rate, he'll be ready to join the pro circuit -- yes, there is one.

Kirsten Dunst sure knows how to keep things tight.

The actress squeezed out of her car Tuesday in L.A. in what appears to be a run to the salon.

Welcome to retired life for Kobe Bryant -- chasing wild animals out of his mansion ... at Vanessa's request.

The Bryants got an uninvited guest when a ferocious hummingbird flew into their Newport Beach palace, and V instructed Kobe to grab a broom and get the job done.

Now we know what it takes for Tyga to ignore Kylie ... Pokemon Go fever.

The rapper got caught up in the mobile app game that's taken the world by storm ... snatching digital creatures while in line Tuesday morning at the Budapest airport.

Hey ... at least Tyga used the buddy system.

Nick Nolte needs someone to have his back.

Nick strolled into a supermarket Sunday in Malibu with a shirt that's a prime Clorox candidate ... and an iron would also help.

Richie Sambora just beat Jon Bon Jovi in a game of wedding singer.

We just got this video of former JBJ lead guitarist Richie strumming the band's classic, "Livin' On a Prayer" at his nephew Shane Ahern's L.A. wedding. You might think a rocker of Sambora's caliber would shy away from this sorta thing ... but he's sooo into it.

We're told the DJ provided the guitar, but the whole thing was unrehearsed. The woman singing with Sambora is Orianthi, who's currently touring with him.

You might recall Jon had a similar sitch while attending a wedding last week -- but unlike Richie, he had to be strongly nudged into belting out the same tune.

Check out both vids ... we're giving Sambora a narrow victory, based purely on enthusiasm.

Good news Broncos fans ... Peyton Manning says his neck is 100% healthy!!!

Bad news Broncos fans ... Peyton Manning says there's NO WAY IN HELL he's coming back to the NFL despite the aforementioned good news.

We got Peyton at LaGuardia airport in NYC earlier this week ... and chopped it up with the future Hall of Famer about the state of Manning ... and he told us it's ALL GOOD.

The clip is pretty freakin' awesome ... Manning also gives us the goods on his favorite topping on a pizza, and his standing in the town of Omaha, but when we ask if he's ever strapping it on again he couldn't have been more firm.

"I'm out of eligibility, I'm expired."