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Dave Chappelle's mad as hell that some people think he's backing Donald Trump -- and he's throwing major shade at the reporter who started all the buzz.

We caught up with the legendary comedian Monday outside Soho Grand in NYC. He was visibly and hysterically dismayed about the reaction to his gig at The Cutting Room.

Dave made it absolutely clear where his alliance DOESN'T stand, and he said a ton about The Observer -- which posted the story about him supporting Trump -- but only with his eyes.

James Otis, the man who took a pickax to Donald Trump's star, made a new enemy Friday ... the amazing Spider-Man!

This vid is hilarious -- one of those Hollywood Blvd street performers fully jacked the spotlight from Otis, who was trying to discuss his lawsuit against Trump. But street Spidey was just the start of Otis' trouble -- a few more characters, not all in costume, grabbed his mic.

THIS is how ya do a news conference!

President Obama ain't trippin' now that his daughters are in the dating world ... you know, since the Secret Service has his back.

The Prez told a Raleigh, NC radio station Friday he's "pretty relaxed" when it comes to First Daughters Malia, 18, and Sasha, 15, dating. You gotta hear his 2 reasons -- the main reason being Michelle's stellar example.

Then, the secret weapon every pops wishes they had.

We could've talked to Jason Derulo about anything -- hell, he openly admitted he was high as a kite -- so we tackled a very important topic in America today ... ass.

Gotta love Derulo in this clip, not just for his smoked out confession at LAX, but for his take on the big change in the peach emoji. Some ass critics believe the new shape's lost that ass-ish feeling. Jason has a more positive outlook.

JD wasn't kidding about being high either. What year is?

Chad Johnson's quest to dominate the video game world in FIFA continued Monday night ... except for one thing ... he kinda got dominated by a random dude in Queens.

Ochocinco happened to be in NY last night -- and sent out a challenge to his followers on Twitter ... that he would make a house call and beat your ass in person (he does this all the time).

23-year-old Jimmy Russo accepted the challenge -- so Chad showed up to his home in Queens ... where they battled though TEN GAMES.

Problem is ... Chad lost 9.

Still, a decent night for Chad ... Jimmy bought pizza and his mom treated the guys to some Dunkin' Donuts. Good times.

Haven't seen a German get steamrolled like this since Stalingrad ...

Moments after Redskins kicker Dustin Hopkins blew a game-winning field goal during an NFL game in London, a German reporter went live on the field for a post-game interview.

Well, he tried ...

A Redskins team official shut the whole thing down HARD -- while the dude was ON ZEE AIR!!

It's pretty hilarious ... and also, not the first time the Redskins guy has done that (it also happened in 2014!)

Remember, NO MEANS NO!

Screw Quidditch ... J.K. Rowling is all about the SEAHAWKS now -- thanks to Richard Sherman.

The 'Harry Potter' creator was so impressed with Richard's spot-on impression of The Boy Who Lived during his weekly news conference this week ... she hopped right on the L.O.B. Express!

"Did I ever mention that I'm a #Seahawks fan?" Rowling tweeted ... "Well, I am. (Don't ask me who plays for them apart from R Sherman.)"

Soooo ... cameo in the next flick??

Sia and Halloween make grown men and mini horses do weird things.

"Naked and Afraid XL" star Jake Nodar recreated Sia's "Cheap Thrills" video with his 6-year-old stallion, Tyrion, after seeing her in concert inspired him to dress up as one of Sia's dancers for Halloween.

Jake, who's a horse trainer by day, admits Tyrion is a bit of an attention whore ... and sure enough he busted out some killer dance moves in the vid. It's debatable which of them has better bangs.

Sia's a huge animal lover so we're guessing she'll love this kinda horseplay.

Martha Stewart says sexting for her is totally on brand.

We got Martha at LAX and asked about her recent reveal on 'Ellen' that she's sexted. She didn't elaborate then, but she did with us.

She even seems to think hackers could easily leak her sexts if they wanted, and if the media saw 'em ... we'd all **** our pants.

Until then ... get it, Martha.

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the President of the Un ... BILL MURRAY!

Bill took over the podium in the White House's press briefing room on Friday -- but instead of talking politics, he was all about the NLCS ... and explained why the Dodgers are doomed.

Oh yeah, he happens to be a HUGE Chicago Cubs fan -- hence the pullover -- and warned Clayton Kershaw that his boys from Chi-Town are just too dominant for him.

For Darius Rucker, there's something about hitting the crapper that brings the best out of him.

We caught up with the fromer Hootie frontman Thursday night in NYC where we asked him where's the weirdest place he's written songs.

Mexican restaurants across America are cashing in "bigly" on Donald Trump's "bad hombres" comment from the third and final presidential debate.

We spoke to Mexican restaurants in 3 different states -- Tennessee, Maine and Pennsylvania, who clapped back at Trump by adding "bad hombre" specials to the menu.

The El Corazon taco truck in Portland, Maine says they sold out of their "Bad Hombre Burrito" 2 hours after putting it on the menu Thursday morning. The Grubhouse in Philly says it added the "Bad Hombre Breakfast Sandwich" which they say is tremendous since it's stocked with chorizo, eggs, pepper jack and jalapeño ketchup.

To wash it all down ... Rosepepper Cantina, an award-winning stomp in Nashville, is serving up the "Bad Hombre" cocktail which features "very, very strong, believe me, Mezcal" and "The Nasty Woman" with potent, but well-aged tequila.

Is it possible someone can get TOO excited over Ezekiel Elliott?

That might be the case with Michael Irvin -- who says the rookie RB gets him so fired up, "it makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself."

Boom.

Irvin bared his feelings while calling in to 105.3 The Fan in Dallas -- and explained, "I just love it. I just love it so much."

Apparently, Arizona Cardinals superstar Patrick Peterson is going as a Dong-asaurus for Halloween.

For some reason, PP sported the costume in the Cards locker room -- and QB Carson Palmer documented the jurassic shenanigans.

Palmer included the caption, "@realpatrickpeterson loses another one" -- apparently, he lost some kind of intersquad competition ... where the loser has to dress up in something stupid.

Amy Schumer made the mistake of trying to rationalize with some passionate Trump supporters, and it didn't end well.

The comedian went political for a minute during Sunday's show in Tampa ... even bringing a Trump supporter onstage, and asking him why Trump's the better choice over Hillary. Check out the vid ... Amy's clearly not having it.

The crowd later turns on her when she warns anyone that yells will get thrown out of the show ... but not before throwing a jab at The Donald.

Deon Cole doesn't think he'd be alive if it wasn't for his cousin's cat who he says saved him from a house fire.

We got Deon at LAX Sunday and asked him about the viral video of a baby elephant rescuing a man in a river, when he recalled his own brush with death -- which he narrowly avoided thanks to a feline.

If you haven't seen the elephant video, check it out below ... it's pretty incredible. Deon's story is pretty incredible too. Animals rule.