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Chris Pratt is UNBELIEVABLE! You gotta hear him take the challenge and drop a verse from Eminem's "Forgot About Dre." It's just insane.

Chris -- who owns the theaters with "Guardians of the Galaxy" -- was on "The Whoolywood Shuffle" on Shade45 when DJ Whoo Kid suspiciously questioned Pratt about his rap knowledge.

Pratt also takes a shot at Orlando Bloom.

Jared Leto took a leap of faith in Ibiza while cliff diving with friends.

Anthony Anderson has some sage advice for anyone (idiots) looking to get a golf ball tee'd off their no-no special place ... leave it to the pros.

The "Eating America" host was at LAX this weekend when he told TMZ Sports the reason he agreed to participate in the stunt was because the guy holding the golf club was a professional ... unlike the infamous video of a Playboy playmate getting her butt severely bruised by some amateur.

But Anderson revealed to our photog that after he was on the receiving end of the golf shot ... he took a swing off the other guy's nether regions.

We'll let him explain how it went.

DMX lost his damn mind riding the Sling Shot in Orlando ... and thank the lord someone had the good sense to record the whole thing.

X had our editors working overtime to bleep all the expletives he was hurling out ... and that was before the ride even started! Once X got shot up in the air ... all bets were off.

The video is amazing on so many levels, but perhaps the best part ... it's the rare clip of DMX that doesn't end with him in handcuffs.

Diedrich Bader -- from "Napoleon Dynamite" and "The Drew Carey Show" -- has a solution for dealing with cell phone-using pedestrians who don't look where they're going ... and it ain't pretty.

We asked Bader about Washington, D.C. installing special sidewalk lanes for cell phone users -- a social experiment he thinks is bound to fail.

Jason Biggs is getting trashed for joking that he now wants to sell his Malaysia Airlines frequent flier miles ... but he's not backing down.

Biggs tweeted shortly after the crash of the 777 jetliner, "Anyone wanna buy my Malaysia Airlines frequent flier miles?"

People went nuts on Biggs, saying, among other things, "Go f**k a pie you piece of s**t. You're such an attention seeking f**king whore," and "You'd laugh if your kids died in a plane crash?"

Biggs recoiled in anger, saying, "Truly - you losers are literally trying to find s**t to get angry about. Channel your issues elsewhere," and, "Hey, all you 'too soon' assholes - it's a f**king joke. You don't have to think it's funny, or even be on my twitter page at all."

When you've recently been accused of domestic violence like Columbus Short -- and you're also facing charges for allegedly beating up a guy -- cracking an O.J. Simpson joke is ill-advised ... but he did it anyway.

We got Short at LAX on Sunday ... and asked him about his Monday court dates for both pending cases. Short dropped an incredibly dated O.J. trial reference in response and when we asked an O.J. follow-up question ... he dropped a second domestic violence-related answer.

You know you're blowing up in the music biz when Weird Al wants to parody one of your songs ... which is exactly what happened Friday to Iggy Azalea -- and we got the whole thing on video.

Weird Al was backstage at KS107.5's Summer Jam in Colorado when he started pleading with Iggy. He's said he always tries to get permission from other artists before doing his thing.

Sources at the show tell us Al was really cool about it -- and even left Iggy a copy of his proposed lyrics. Unclear which Iggy hit he's targeting ... but Al might have dropped a "Fancy" hint with this IG post from the show.

Make sure you watch the clip to the very end ... for Iggy's awesome ending.

One of the judges at the Scripps National Spelling Bee loves Kelis -- or milkshakes -- and proved it by randomly quoting her classic song ... instead of using an unrelated word in a sentence. Warm it up!!!

The judge was Dr. Jacques Bailly, who won the title himself back in 1980. He was supposed to be using "feijoada" in a sentence, but instead stated, "While Tabitha discovered that her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard ..." -- before cutting himself off.

The contestant went on to spell the word (BTW, it's a Brazilian stew) correctly ... we're guessing Kelis would not have.

The catalyst for the Solange/Jay Z elevator fight has been a mystery ... until now. "Saturday Night Live" spilled the beans ... an errant spider.

It's pretty funny ... especially Maya Rudolph who plays an epic Beyonce.

Miley Cyrus advocation for sex, drugs and everything else crossed a line the other day ... when she cracked a date rape joke while going on about how "everyone is a little bit gay."

Cyrus was performing at the legendary G-A-Y nightclub in London, when she brought a friend out on stage to wish him a happy birthday.

In discussing her friend's sexuality, Cyrus remarked, "You know, everyone’s a little bit gay … It’s the truth. Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do."

You're not the only one who can't pronounce Cara Delevingne's name -- Reese Witherspoon can't either, neither can Kate Upton or Zooey Deschanel ... and they all proved it during a hilarious drunk elevator ride earlier this week.

Cara posted the footage to her Instagram account after an evening at the Met Gala Monday night -- showing the hottest group of women ever to assemble in an elevator, and they're all joking about how to pronounce Cara's (Cah-ra's?) name.

The video is hilarious -- but the award goes to Reese for her attempt ... "Delevig-ny."

Cara has since deleted the footage -- but here they are again in all their glory.

Kevin Hart and Mike Epps' epic Twitter war has gotten nasty, personal, and sometimes hysterical -- but more than anything else ... it's FAKE, and TMZ's got the evidence straight from Kevin's mouth.

The shots started flying when Mike went on the radio last weekend and called Kevin the most overrated comedian out there.

Then things really got heated when Kevin fired back with a tweet that Mike needed help selling tickets to his shows, adding, "Why don't you do us all a favor and Kill your god damn self."

Brutal ... no doubt, but here's the problem -- Kevin and Mike went HAM like this last year, and when we grilled Kev about it (in March of 2013) ... he totally copped to it being a social media set up.

Katy Perry left children in tears at a recent birthday party where she dressed up like a clown, attacked some guy with a piñata stick, and staged a scary car accident ... all for a music video -- and TMZ has video from the scene.

The hidden camera gag was shot at Knollwood Country Club outside L.A. earlier this month for Katy's "Birthday" video -- Katy showed a little preview on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Monday night ... but her clip didn't include the crazy fallout.

Eye witnesses tell TMZ, Katy pranked a REAL 5-year-old's birthday party ... and most guests had no idea they were getting punk'd. Children were crying. One woman stormed away, visibly upset.

Check out the video ... at one point a little girl says, "Mommy, I want to leave."

We know the feeling, kid.

You know you're a super hot chick when you can call a guy "fat ass" ... and minutes later, have him eating out of the palm of your hand -- something Rihanna has perfected to a T.

RiRi was bailing from Toxic at Lure Saturday night when she grilled our camera guy -- pun intended -- about his love for greasy food.

The best part ... just minutes later she apologizes and our photog is once again smitten.

Bad: Tracy Morgan says he farted on Kate Upton once.

Worse: He's pretty sure she smelled it.

Awesome: HE DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP WHO KNOWS!!

Morgan broke the ... uh .. news ... while taking part in a Reddit AMA Thursday ... after someone asked, "who is the most famous person you have farted around that you are definitely sure smelled it?"

Morgan immediately replied, "Kate Upton."

We did some digging on when the crop-dusting could've gone down ... and our best guess is when they got together back in January so Tracy could teach her a Super Bowl endzone dance.

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