Jersey Shore

Kerry -- who you may remember as the girl who had that crazy bug bite incident -- tells us she was partying after her victory when she had a run-in with Angelina over VIP access at the club. The two girls ended up leaving at the same time, when they exchanged words and a series of trashy insults ... before they were eventually separated.

Angelina had no problem telling us she started the whole thing -- it stems from an old beef involving Kerry and her ex-boyfriend, the Seaside Heights cop. She told us, "I started the fight. She’s a loser and honestly she’s gonna get it. I’ll f**k her up.”

Neither was born in the United States.

Vinny's 2011 Mercedes-Benz was towed early Thursday morning in New York City ... so our tow sources say.

Vinny parked his ride in a no-no zone on Wednesday night outside of his buddy's place -- and awoke to discover he was Mercedes-less.

According to sources at The Palazzo, residents are required to sign a no-noise agreement before they move in -- and if they get even one complaint after that ... it's eviction time, no excuses.

Strict noise policy aside, the joint is pretty sweet -- we're told they have a Saturday brunch by the pool and also boast a fully functioning spa.

But in all seriousness ... The Palazzo is a giant, swanky apartment community the size of a small city that happens to be located right near the CBS lot where "Dancing with the Stars" shoots. We're told he had his eyes on a unit that ran more than $5k per month ... but no sweat off his brow -- "DWTS" picks up the tab.

Our car sources tell TMZ ... the fully-loaded ride cost the blowout baron upwards of $120,000 ... his first major purchase after wrapping up the third season of "Jersey Shore."

We're told the car is so sick it has seats that massage you while you drive ... which, when we think about it, sounds like a terrible idea.

As TMZ first reported, The Situation recently bought a ridiculously expensive Bentley.

Your move, Snooks.

According to the general manager of Popcorn Park Zoo in New Jersey -- the animal shelter where Snooks volunteered on Sunday -- the world famous guidette spent her time cleaning out animal pens ... a task that involved a whole lot of poop removal.

As we previously reported, Snooks was in court today -- where she pled guilty to a crime following her sloppy arrest in Seaside Heights back in July -- and the judge sentenced her to two days of community service ... on top of a $533 fine.

As we first reported, Snooki was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ on July 30 ... after she was spotted using a beer bong and falling off a bicycle.

Judge Damian Murray scoffed at Snooki in court, saying he didn't know if her antics were scripted, adding, if it was scripted Snooki needed to decide "if it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck."

But that wasn't the end ... The judge called Snooki's actions "rude and self-indulgent."

Snooki pled guilty to disturbing the quiet enjoyment of the beach but the disorderly conduct charge and another count were dismissed.

Snooki could have been thrown in the slammer for 90 days, but the judge let her skate with 2 days community service and a $533 fine.

Dina tells TMZ, "The family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law."

Judge Damian Murray ripped into Snooks today during her court appearance for basically being sloppy drunk on the beach.

Lindsay's atttorney Stephanie Ovadia added, "The comments were very unprofessional."

No grenades here.