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The funnymen were snapped marching down the street, sporting "Mrs. Pitt" and "Mrs. Timberlake" t-shirts. Even though we wish they were wearing these shirts of their own free will, they were just in wardrobe for a gay pride parade scene being shot on the streets of Los Angeles on Thursday.

Fans of this comedic duo will to have to be patient -- the flick doesn't hit theaters till next July.

Not letting any grass grow since getting canned by Viacom's Sumner Redstone, Tom Cruise and Paula Wagner are setting up shop under the resurrected United Artists/MGM banner, with Tom and Paula getting full control of the company's production slate, and Wagner taking the title of CEO of UA.

The reborn studio, originally formed by Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and D.W. Griffith, will purportedly give producers, writers, directors and actors a talent-friendly production environment, assuming, of course, that they take no shots at Scientology. Cruise and Wagner have produced films with worldwide box office grosses exceeding $2.9 billion.

In a deleted clip available only on TMZ from her online-for-download movie "Incubus," which can be found on RED, AOL's teen-oriented web venture, Reid flexes her thespian muscles in a couple harrowing scenes. The former teen scream queen finds herself having to kill a bound and dying man at his creepy request, and then, in the long tradition of the This-feels-really-good-but-wait-is that-blood-down-there? horror scene, has to contend with the fact that her menses seem a bit, well, heavier than usual.

It's all a bit too much for poor Tara to take, and she crumples into a little ball with mental and physical exhaustion. She seemed to have recovered on Halloween night with her Santa-cularly revealing costume, however, as documented faithfully by TMZ.

Prior to the red carpets and acting accolades, Kate tells Parade magazine she grew up being called "blubber" and sought comfort in the arms of her first love Stephen Tredre.

Regarding Tredre, Winslet says, "He was the most important person in my life. My life revolved around him." In 1994, Tredre was diagnosed with bone cancer and Kate rushed to his side.

In late '97, the same week that the movie that would make her a household name, "Titanic", opened, Tredre died. Kate says it was "unbelievably heartbreaking."

Winslet managed to pick up the pieces and, after a failed marriage to James Threapleton which produced her daughter Mia, eventually fell in love with Mendes. In 2003, the NY-based couple had a son, Joe.

With her career and personal life now at the top of their game, Kate's life couldn't be better. "I love being married to Sam and I love motherhood more than anything."

The bumbling journalist paid a visit to American radio personality Howard Stern this morning and spoke freely about his deep love for Mel and his even deeper love for the ladies (he has had syphilis 15 times). Listen to the audio clip for Borat's words of Kazakhstan wisdom.

"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" will make sexy time with American screens this Friday.

I heard a long time ago that Green Day was planning on turning "American Idiot" into a movie. Is that still happening?

Melody, people have been very quiet about this could-be movie for a while, but it seems as though it will in fact come into fruition.

With ideas for the flick pouring in, Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong confirmed to MTV in an interview over the summer that "it's definitely going to happen." But don't expect to see the band members on screen -- they're leaving that to the professionals.

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It's always Halloween in Helena Bonham Carter's world.

Helena strolled through London on Monday, and although she wasn't begging for change, her homeless chic ensemble seems more appropriate for a bag lady than an Oscar nominee.

While it may be chilly in London, we think Helena should ditch the 'everything and the kitchen sink' fashion motif and buy a proper coat instead.

The Kazakhstani journalist, played by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, was on "The Late Show with David Letterman" last night raving about his long-awaited return to the single scene while bashing his deceased spouse.

Borat claims he's already on the hunt for someone to fill her shoes. His type: "I like yellow hairs, little plow experience and preference little or no history of retardation."

Wilson was filming a scene for his new movie "Drillbit Taylor" in Malibu on Friday and, much to the dismay of women and some men, required the use of a stunt-butt double.

While Owen rinsed off in an outdoor shower sporting swimming trunks, his double shook his naked moneymaker for all to see. Shanghai Moon, anyone?

The very next day, a still clothed but barefoot Wilson continued to show off his love for watersports, and his disdain towards the paparazzi, by dousing a photographer with his water bottle in Malibu.

Every neighborhood has that one annoying family who puts on the haunted house, trying to make everyone else on the block feel inferior with their boring ol' candy bowl.

Well, this year you'll show those over-achieving tools -- and eBay is going to help you. First, they have a Face Hugger from the film "Aliens." What's going to scare the kids more then a arachnoid alien trying to shove its alien spawn down your throat? The 50-inch prop was used in the scene, you'll remember, where the medical lab is being examined.

And if the young children on your block weren't born when "Aliens" came out in 1986, eBay's got an item that's a little more current. The incredibly creepy puppet from the film "Saw 3" is up for auction. The 48-inch tall puppet, used in the film, comes complete with a remote that moves the eyes and mouth. If that doesn't scare the neighbors, then you should consider moving, because them people ain't right.

Much to the delight of her fellow diners, Natasha dumped the contents of her purse onto a table and began applying makeup to cover up a blemish on her face. Classy.

We firmly believe personal hygiene should be done in the privacy of your own home - that is if she has one.

Yes, "Faces of Death" -- the horrific snuff film "shock-you-mentary" of the late 70's that proudly claimed to have been "banned in 46 countries!" -- is back from the grave, just in time for Halloween.

This time around, it's being produced by "Transformers" producer Don Murphy of Angry Films, as well as Murphy partners Rick Benattar and Susan Montford. John Burrud, who, with his father, produced the original films, will executive produce the new film. No stranger to controversy, Murphy has produced films like "Natural Born Killers" in the 90's, and in this decade, the hot potato "Bully."

Now before you fire off an appalled, angry letter to Rogue Pictures president Andrew Rona, hear this: Despite its prurient title and concept, Murphy et al. have hired a director who's actually one of the more contemplative on the subject of human expiration and voyeurism, J.T. Petty.

Petty, you might remember, brought his documentary "S&MAN" (pronounced "Sandman") to the Toronto Film Festival to widespread acclaim. In "S&DMAN," Petty delves into the disturbing world of underground simulated snuff films, wherein victims are "dispatched" with all manner of grisly, albeit faux, torture. Despite its fringe-y subject matter, Petty's "S&DMAN" was essentially an indictment of mainstream horror films, pictures, he argues, that are rooted in the same voyeuristic leanings which sell such freakish fetish videos. "S&MAN" impolitely asked horror genre aficionados to question just why they so enjoy watching human suffering so much.

Meanwhile, Murphy has maintained his sense of humor about his part in the exploitative series.

In case his movie doesn't succeed, Borat has already devised another money-making scheme -- selling children to Madonna.

At Wednesday's London premiere of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,' the bumbling journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

Borat's other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector -- specializing in camels.

Here's hoping he doesn't quit his day job.

Break out the horse urine, it's a celebration of all things Borat.

The "journalist" from Kazakhstan played by Sacha Baron Cohen transformed the red carpet premiere of his new film into a scene from his home country yesterday -- complete with a parade of hookers, peasants and a horse drawn stationwagon.

After being carried to a stage by a "woman" who resembled a linebacker with a five o'clock shadow, Borat greeted the crowd on Hollywood Blvd. with "Good evening gentlemen and prostitutes."

As "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" gets ready to open across the country next week, Borat says he's expecting big things from the film. "["Borat"] will take top spot from you Hollywood movie King Kong, which has been number one movie ever since it was released ... in 1932."

Borat and his Kazakhstani choir also treated the crowd to a rousing rendition of his country's national anthem -- though we're pretty sure the official version doesn't include the verse, "Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls."

Borat's on the hunt for America's favorite blonde lifeguard -- Pam Anderson.

In his new movie, the journalist from Kazakhstan, played by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, comes to America to learn about the country, eventually crossing the states in hopes of wedding the Playboy pin-up.

Though men here focus on Pam's chest, the traits that caught Borat's eye were a bit different -- "Her teeth all grew on the inside of her mouth. She had more hair on her head than on her back and she did not look strong enough to pull a plow."

Not only are the women in his country unattractive according to Borat, prostitution is common too. "There is, of course, regional and national competition for prostitutes. and now the competition is increased because of the popularity of television program, '
Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute.'"

While it's easy to see why Cohen's statements in the Borat character have been causing controversy with Kazakhstan, we're guessing more will laugh than be offended when "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" opens next week.

Barrymore was spotted walking in Hollywood on Saturday sporting a pair of baggy, dirty, ripped jeans which probably haven't seen a washing machine since Nirvana's last tour.

While her clothes may scream 1993, luckily Drew's career has aged better since such early 90s gems like "Poison Ivy" and "The Amy Fisher Story."