Eddie Murphy -- I'm Shrek'd Out!
Eddie Murphy's days as a donkey are OVER ... because last night outside Mastro's steakhouse, the comic legend told us, "No more Shrek ... I'm Shrek'd out!"
Maybe he'll finally get back into stand-up (fingers crossed)?????
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Real-Life Warlock Boycott Natalie Portman's Movie
Charlie Sheen just caught a break -- because TMZ has learned, the real-life warlock he pissed off last month has focused his wrath on a fresh target ... the new Natalie Portman comedy "Your Highness."
Salem-based spellcaster Christian Day -- who even runs his own little witchcraft shop called HEX -- is pissed at Hollywood for its constant negative portrayals of warlocks in movies ... and now, he's calling for an all-out boycott of "Your Highness" for its anti-warlock messages.
Christian calls the movie an "assault on taste" for casting a warlock "who hopes to deflower helpless virgins and rule the world" -- telling TMZ, "Hollywood continues to cast Witches and Warlocks as negative roles when we're the good guys and gals!"
Christian adds, "I hope people boycott this movie and movies like it so that Hollywood is inspired to release more positive films about Witches and Warlocks."
Eat your heart out, Harry Potter.
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Dennis Quaid: I Was COKED OUT During 'Big Easy'
Dennis Quaid says he was so coked out of his mind during the time he was shooting "The Big Easy" back in the '80s ... he was sleeping ONE hour a night in between drug sessions.
Quaid spilled his guts about his cocaine addiction in the '70s and '80s to Newsweek ... calling it his "greatest mistake."
Quaid explained, "I’d wake up, snort a line, and swear I wasn’t going to do it again that day. But then 4 o’clock rolled around, and I’d be right back down the same road like a little squirrel on one of those treadmills."
Quaid says he finally realized the severity of his addiction when his band broke up ... saying, "I kind of realized I was going to be dead in five years if I didn’t change my ways. The next day I was in rehab."
In the end, Quaid says the experience helped him grow as a person -- "If I hadn’t gone through that period, I don’t know if I’d still be acting."
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Mel Gibson Vindicated by "Hangover 2" Switcheroo
The director who wanted Mel Gibson for the sequel to "The Hangover" -- and then changed his mind and humiliated him by dropping him from the project -- has changed his mind yet again ... and now Liam Neeson is out of the role originally slated for Mel in the first place.
You'll remember ... director Todd Phillips wussed out and dropped Mel after the cast objected to him for personal reasons. So Phillips brought Neeson on board and shot Mel's scenes with Neeson. But Phillips's fickle finger struck again and the director decided he wanted Neeson to re-shoot his role.
Sadly, planning wasn't Todd's strong suit and Liam couldn't re-shoot his role because he was already filming "Clash of the TItans 2."
The cursed role has been given to actor Nick Cassavetes ... for now. But if you're a male actor in your 50s, keep your headshot handy, just in case.
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Sidney Lumet Dies
Acclaimed director Sidney Lumet died at his home in Manhattan today from lymphoma. He was 86.
Lumet directed a laundry list of classics, including "12 Angry Men," "Serpico," "Dog Day Afternoon," "The Wiz," "Network," "The Verdict," and most recently "Before the Devil Knows Your Dead."
He was nominated for the Oscar for Best Director five times, but never won. In 2005, he was given an honorary Oscar.
'The Wood' Star -- Emotional Prison Release Video
Actor De'aundre Bonds was released from prison last month after serving nearly 10 years behind bars for manslaughter -- and TMZ has emotional footage of his first moments of freedom.
In 2001, Bonds -- who had roles in films like "The Wood," "Get on the Bus," and "Sunset Park" -- was convicted of manslaughter in the death of his aunt's boyfriend. He was finally released from Chuckawalla Valley State Prison on March 29, where his mom was there to pick him up.
Bonds tells TMZ he had a rough go of it in prison, but he's looking forward to getting his career back on track: "I am trying to get like Jamie Foxx, get that Oscar. Next up, you will hear De’aundre will get that Oscar."
Maybe take it one step at a time.
Napoleon in 'Bill & Ted's' : 'Memba Him?!
Terry Camilleri is best known for playing Napoleon Bonaparte in the 1989 time-traveling comedy "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure." Guess what he looks like now!
Lindsay Lohan HANDPICKED By Victoria Gotti
Lindsay Lohan beat out Blake Lively AND Sienna Miller for her new role as Victoria Gotti -- and TMZ has learned ... Victoria herself made sure that happened.
Sources close to the production tell TMZ, producers were considering both Blake and Sienna for the role -- but John Gotti's famously blonde daughter wasn't having it, insisting Lindsay get the role instead ... and producers loved the idea.
Not all that surprising -- according to sources, Victoria is a good friend of the Lohan family ... and she often spends time with them on Long Island.
Meanwhile, Lindsay is currently in L.A. auditioning for "Superman" -- but we're told she already has a plane ticket back to NYC for April 12th ... to close the Gotti deal for good.
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Lindsay -- Closing In On Deal for New Gotti Flick
Lindsay Lohan's on the verge of signing her first big contract out of rehab -- in fact, we're told the actress is in "final talks" to play John Gotti's daughter Victoria in the upcoming biopic about the mafioso's life.
As we previously reported, John Travolta is currently hammering out a deal to play the bossman himself.
It's no small movie either -- according to sources, the budget so far is $75 million.
No word yet on what Lindsay would be getting paid -- but hey, a job's a job.
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'Hangover 2' Trailer YANKED From Theaters
A new trailer for "Hangover 2" -- featuring a scene with a monkey biting a pretend wiener -- has been pulled from theaters across the country ... after movie execs admitted they failed to clear the spot with the Motion Picture Association of America.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the trailer for H.O.2 -- which is rated R -- debuted on April 1 in front of the movie "Source Code" -- which is rated PG-13.
The MPAA is ticked because one of their main objectives is to make sure movie advertising is in sync with the ratings system.
A rep for Warner Bros -- the company behind the flick -- tells TMZ, "In our haste to meet the placement schedule for this trailer, we failed to properly vet the final version with the MPAA. We acted immediately to correct the mistake and removed the trailer from screens."
The new -- approved -- trailer is slated to go back in theaters on April 15.
Lindsay Offered New Role -- Charles Manson Victim
Lindsay Lohan could soon be a famous murder victim -- because TMZ has learned she's been offered the role of Sharon Tate in an upcoming movie about Charles Manson.
The movie's called "Eyes of a Dreamer" and is being produced by Brad Wyman ... one of the guys who did "Monster" with Charlize Theron.
The part of Charles Manson will be played by celeb photographer Tyler Shields -- whose work you might recognize -- and get this ... Tyler's directing the whole shebang.
So far, no word on whether Lindsay will accept.
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Kid in 'Close Encounters': 'Memba Him?!
Cary Guffey is best known for playing lil' Barry Guiler in the 1977 sci-fi film "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." Guess what he looks like now!
Kevin Smith Auctioning 'Secret Stash' of Memorabilia
Kevin Smith's rabid fans can lay hands on his booty next month -- when the director auctions off his most treasured movie props -- and we have all the details ... SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!!!
Check out the photos to see some of the most awesome items on the auction block -- like the Bluntman costume from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and Bartleby's angel wings from "Dogma."
We're told the whole thing is going down next month at the Pasadena Convention Center -- and all proceeds will help Smith foot the bill for distribution of his new movie, "Red State."
No word if any "Jersey Girl" props will be sold ... since Kevin would have to admit he actually made that film.
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Sly Stallone I'm Getting My 'Cobra' Car Back!
After 17 years apart, Sylvester Stallone will finally be reunited with the legendary classic car featured in his movie "Cobra" ... after it was stolen out of his garage back in 1994 ... TMZ has learned.
We broke the story -- in 2009, Sly learned his custom built 1950 Mercury was about to be auctioned off by a company that provides "on-camera vehicles" for movies.
Sly never directly accused the company of stealing his ride ... he just wanted the damn thing back -- so he filed a lawsuit to regain possession.
Now, TMZ has learned, Stallone and the company reached a settlement ... under which Sly will regain ownership of the whip ... estimated to be worth more than $250,000.
It's unclear if any money changed hands ... but who cares, Sly's getting his "Cobra" car back!!!
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Sara in 'Adventures in Babysitting': 'Memba Her?!
Maia Brewton is best known for playing the Thor-obsessed Sara Anderson in the 1987 film "Adventures in Babysitting." Guess what she looks like now!
Little Larry Sellers in 'The Big Lebowski': 'Memba Him?!
Jesse Flanagan is best known for playing the car stealin' Little Larry Sellers in the 1998 cult classic "The Big Lebowski." Guess what he looks like now!