Jon Gosselin Cashes in on New Lady Friend
Decked out like a "Jersey Shore" reject, Jon Gosselin hit up an ATM while tooling around DC with new girlfriend Morgan Christie on Tuesday.
For once, Jon didn't use his kids to make bank.
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Prince William -- Armed & Dangerous
While in Australia on Wednesday, Prince William was caught holding a loaded weapon.
The 27-year-old is really gunning for the throne.
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Chris Brown -- If the Glove Fits, You Must ...
After pleading guilty to assaulting Rihanna last year, Chris Brown was spotted at a fashion show in Milan on Tuesday wearing long black leather gloves that only O.J. could love.
No word if Chris wore Bruno Magli shoes.
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Heidi Montag Version 3.0 -- Batteries Not Included
While propped up in L.A. on Monday, robotic "Hills" star Heidi Montag showed off the aftermath of willingly undergoing ten horrifying plastic surgery procedures in one day.
This is the second time the delusional 23-year-old has gone under the knife, having already had a nose job and a breast augmentation in 2007.
Unreal.
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Shauna Sand Takes Her Daughter to Work
Decked out in some sort of classy oversized furry bath mat coat, a demure crocheted see-through doily dress which exposed her bra and panties, and her exquisite signature Hollywood Blvd. Lucite stripper pumps, good mom of three Shauna Sand hit the streets with one of her daughters on Monday.
A mother's work is never done.
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Snooki -- The Cracked Out Makeout Session
"Jersey Shore's" resident adorable mess Snooki got a little mouth to mouth resuscitation while partying with some random dude at Greenhouse in NYC on Monday.
Snooks likes to take a bite out of the, er, Big Apple.
UPDATE: In a message straight to TMZ, Snookers just Tweeted "it was not a random brajole it was VINNYS COUSIN thanks. i keep it in the jerz shore fam no creepers allowed."
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Whitney Port Takes Her Hills to Miami
"The City's" Whitney Port celebrated the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday by soaking her lovely bones in the Miami sun on Monday.
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Paul McCartney -- Little Dead Corvette
Paul McCartney needed a little help from his friends ... particularly the ones with jumper cables -- after his car engine died during a hiking trip in Santa Monica this weekend.
Paul and his GF Nancy Shevell didn't exactly wait around for AAA -- we're told the pair was immediately whisked away by his waiting security team, while one of his assistants set up the jump and drove the car home.
Ah, the problems of the rich and famous.
Mel Gibson -- No Fake Drinkin' and Driving
After expertly deflecting Ricky Gervais' DUI joke during the Golden Globes, Mel Gibson took his baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, out for dinner and non-alcoholic drinks at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills.
The strict Catholic procured the services of a chauffeur-driven limousine, just in case.
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Tiger Woods' Baby Hits the Gym
Clearly suffering from the effects of a strained relationship, Tiger Woods' son, Charlie Axel Woods, relieved some stress by hitting up some place called My Gym in Florida yesterday.
When he learns to walk, that'll be great cardio.
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'Bachelor' Producer -- Will Work for Hookups
The "Bachelor" producer who was fired over an alleged inappropriate relationship with a show contestant was seen tooling around West Hollywood yesterday -- presumably looking for a gig with less strict rules about hooking up with coworkers.
Ryan Callahan should send his resume to David Letterman -- we hear they're pretty chill about those things over there.
No sign of his alleged lady friend, Rozlyn Papa.
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Alexa Ray Joel -- Movin' Out
Looking refreshed following a hospital stay after a pill scare, Alexa Ray Joel was spotted moving out of her West Village apartment yesterday.
She seems like an Uptown Girl to us.
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Fingering Out Justin Bieber's Hand Gesture
It almost looked like 15-year-old goody-goody bubblegum pop prince Justin Bieber got all NC-17 with his hand gestures in London on Friday ... but all is not what it appears to be.
Turns out what first looked like the bird was actually just your standard, innocent LiLo & Miley-approved peace sign.
There's one thing we still can't figure out ... those ridiculous glasses.
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Conan O'Brien -- Guitar Hero
With his days hosting the "Tonight Show" looking numbered, a somber Conan O'Brien made his way into Universal Studios holding a guitar on Thursday.
Perhaps Coco and NBC can still make beautiful music together. Or not.
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Jessica Simpson or Bust
Former singer Jessica Simpson looked really stuffed ... after having dinner at an organic restaurant in L.A. on Wednesday.
Jess knows natural free-range breasts are much better for you than ones pumped full of preservatives.
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Lane Garrison Takes One for the Team
After doing hard time for vehicular manslaughter last year, former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison prepared for an upcoming acting gig by playing a shirtless game of football with a pal in L.A. on Tuesday.