Simon Cowell -- Just a Little Off the Sides
Former "American Idol" judge Simon Cowell is really smooth ... on the sides of his stomach.
The buxom 50-year-old showed off his interestingly manscaped torso in the south of France this weekend.
Very trim.
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Charlie Sheen Porn, Pajamas & Playmates
After scoring a sweet plea deal in his assault case, Charlie Sheen did what any other embattled high-paid TV actor in the middle of a rocky marriage would do ... he threw on silk pajamas and partied at the Playboy mansion with porn king Ron Jeremy and some blondes this weekend.
No word if Sheen was asked to show ID on the way in.
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Laurence Fishburne -- The Cry for Attention
For the first time since his daughter released a sex tape, Laurence Fishburne was seen out in L.A. this weekend ... wearing a shirt that reminded everyone who really deserves the attention in his family.
Fishburne -- who had just performed in a stage production of "Thurgood" -- was leaving the theater hand-in-hand with his wife Gina Torres.
As we previously reported, Laurence has not spoken with his daughter Montana since she announced her move to do porn ... despite support from her mother Hajna Moss-Fishburne.
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Britney Spears -- Comical Date Night
A demure looking Britney Spears enjoyed a classy night on the town last night with boyfriend Jason Trawick, taking in a play in downtown Los Angeles.
Brit and Jason saw the comedy "The Lieutenant Of Inishmore" which stars Chris Pine and centers around a dead black cat. Hilarity ensues.
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'Glee' Star Lea Michele -- Oh Baby Baby!
Lea Michele was spotted on the set of "Glee" yesterday wearing a Britney Spears "...Baby One More Time" inspired outfit.
"Glee" producers have announced a Britney themed episode for next season. Let's hope none of the characters shave their head.
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Michelle McGee Is Less Famous Than ...
"Bombshell" McGee was denied from Hollywood hot spot Voyeur on Thursday night -- and you won't believe the celebs that actually did get in over her.
Sources on the scene tell TMZ the bouncers "didn't even know who she was" and they "were not feeling" her tatted up look.
As for who did make the cut -- Lamar Odom, David Arquette, Dane Cook, Aaron Paul, Rob Kardashian, Sara Paxton and Jamie Kennedy.
That's what we call a reality check.
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Gabourey Sidibe's Mom Trains for Fame
Despite being on "America's Got Talent" and the mother of "Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe, Alice Tan Ridley still likes performing in the underground scene ... at a NYC subway station on Thursday.
Her performance was fare.
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Mel Gibson's Alleged Mistress -- Fit for Fame
Mel Gibson's alleged mistress Violet Kowal was somehow photographed working out in L.A.'s Runyon Canyon on Thursday.
FYI -- Mel has denied having an affair with Violet ... who also happens to be a Polish fitness model.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Armed & Dangerous
After getting into an on-set bicycle accident which left him with 31 stitches this weekend, "Inception" star Joseph Gordon-Levitt showed off his bandaged arm in NYC on Wednesday.
The 29-year-old knows you gotta wrap it up.
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Heidi Klum's Bikini Body Is the New Black
"Project Runway" host and mother of four Heidi Klum turned a yacht into a catwalk by rockin' a bikini in Italy yesterday.
The 37-year-old supermodel can stomach any competition.
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Winnie Cooper's 'Wonder' Belly
Former "Wonder Years" child star turned glowing 35-year-old pregnant lady Danica McKellar showed off her growing baby bump in NYC on Tuesday.
Kevin Arnold is not the father.
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Rehab Visit from Mom, Sister
Lindsay Lohan's mother and sister dropped by the UCLA rehab facility last night -- to try and spend some quality time with Lindsay during her 2nd night in the program.
Dina Lohan -- along with her 16-year-old daughter Ali -- drove up to the rehab facility together ... though it's unclear how much time they actually got to spend with LiLo.
As we previously reported, Lindsay checked into UCLA on Monday morning ... and she's expected to be there for the next 87 days.
UPDATE: After the visit, Dina told photogs that Lindsay was doing "great."
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Alicia Keys' Husband Honeymoon Boys Night Out
With his pregnant new wife Alicia Keys nowhere in sight, music producer Swizz Beatz popped some bottles while clubbing with pals on his honeymoon in Porto Cervo, Italy last night.
Sometimes a guy just needs to blow off some steam ... after being married for three days.
It's Not Easy Being ... Bjork
Looking like a chick on the morning after her prom in 1987, bizarre Icelandic pop star Bjork showed up to a premiere in Finland yesterday ... wearing a backwards emerald green "Dynasty" gown and some blue ink-stained hose.
The 44-year-old's infamous Oscar swan dress was no fluke.
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Kiefer Sutherland -- Mankini Strip Show
Kiefer Sutherland got into the swing of things by showing off his man-panties on a beach in Copenhagen on Tuesday.
When in Europe, flash your euro.
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Michael Lohan Sucks the Life Out of Another Blonde
While his daughter Lindsay Lohan was waiting to be released from jail, Michael Lohan spent the weekend holding some new blonde chick hostage with his tongue in the Hamptons.
Luckily for Michael this does not qualify as second degree harassment too.