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Brody's dad ripped into the President at a gas station in Calabasas this weekend, slamming the Nobel people for picking Barack.

If there's anyone who knows a thing or two about gaining praise for doing nothing, it's Bruce -- just look at his stepdaughters.

Everything was planned ... even the moment when Khloe told Bruce Jenner she considered him her "real dad."

Rihanna emerged from her Berlin hotel yesterday after raiding the employee lockers.

Brian Austin Green had enough after the dude asked Megan, "What do you think about the ratings for 'Jennifer's Body'?"

Tom Brady's wifey showed off her growing bump today in Boston, courtesy of the fetus gestating inside her belly.

Although her father John died in 2001 and can't defend himself ... the 49-year-old "One Day at a Time" simply explained her decision by saying, "There's a time for everything."

And, of course, there's a time to sell books ....

FYI -- Bruce won a Worst Actor Razzie in 1999 for "Armageddon."

"Octomom: The Musical" has been playing sold out shows in L.A. since mid-June, packing in audiences tighter than 8 babies in one uterus. Though the play was only supposed to run for a month, it shows no sign of stopping -- and is now moving to a larger venue.

The PR director for the musical tells us after this Saturday's show, they're closing up shop at The Fake Gallery and moving to "accommodate the growing audience and demand for tickets." We're told the show will re-open in October -- the new venue has yet to be announced.

We contacted two of the ticket brokers for the show -- Goldstar and EventBrite -- who confirmed it ... demand has been as crazy as Nadya herself.

Matt admitted his shortcomings yesterday after a photog in New York sucked up to him by saying, "You've never made a bad movie in your whole life."

The "Stuck on You" and "The Brothers Grimm" actor quickly called BS on the guy ... literally ... by saying, "That's bulls**t."

Jonathan Goldsmith -- the dude from the Dos Equis commercials -- surfaced in Los Angeles this weekend, where the most interesting thing we learned about him ... is that he really likes Cream of Mushroom soup.

Before boarding a plane at JFK, West was asked about hijacking Taylor Swift's moment ... and for the first time in his life, had nothing to say.

That would be like Simon, well, being nice.

Photogs caught Paula in NYC yesterday and she said she thought Ellen will be "great" on the show.

But really, what did you expect Paula to say?

As TMZ first reported, Tequila met with investigators from the San Diego District Attorney yesterday to discuss the altercation, where she alleges the Chargers star "choked and physically restrained" her last weekend.

Merriman claims Tila was drunk and he was simply trying to "encourage her to stay until safe transportation could be provided."

When asked yesterday by paps if she'll forgive Shawne, Tila replied "I don't know."

It all went down in Italy earlier today when the dude snuck into the presser for the Venice Film Festival by posing as a reporter. But once he got the mic, the clothes came off and he started yelling things like, "Please, take me George!"

Clooney played it cool -- tellin' the not-so-studly stripper "You know, the tie looks good."

How lucky? Just look at his girlfriend ... and that private helicopter they took for a trip to Venice, Italy.