Jon Gosselin -- Target Practice
There's one essential rule of divorce warfare ... know your enemy -- So Jon Gosselin did some bonin' up about Kate in the bargain bin at Target.
Jon flipped through ex-wife Kate Gosselin's memoir "I Just Want You To Know: Letters To My Kids On Love, Faith, and Family" yesterday at a mega-store in Pennsylvania.
He, like everybody else, didn't actually buy a copy.
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Jenna Jameson & Son Rushed to Hospital
Jenna Jameson and one of her two boys with Tito Ortiz were rushed to the hospital in an ambulance last night around midnight -- after her son Journey began projectile vomiting and losing consciousness shortly after 11 PM.
TMZ spoke with Jenna, who told usshe was by herself when her son became sick -- and tells us shethought the best course of action was to call 911 for an ambulance.
Jennatells us Journey was "hydrated" at the hospital -- and released a fewhours later. Jenna also says that doctors informed her that Journey ismost likely suffering from a stomach flu.
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Lindsay, Ali Lohan Leave L.A.
Lindsay and Ali Lohan went to LAX last night and blew out of town ... we're hearing they went to New York.
We know Michael Lohan has given an ultimatum ... either Lindsay sits down and has a serious talk with him or he's going for a conservatorship.
Michael was also ticked off that Dina Lohan allowed 16-year-old Ali to live with Lindsay in L.A.
So it could be showdown time this weekend.
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Moving Vans at Sandra Bullock's Big Easy Home
The morning after Sandra Bullock announced she's getting divorced from Jesse James, moving vans were spotted outside her New Orleans home -- bringing furniture into the Victorian pad.
Somewhere Jesse is short a leather sofa.
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Jesse's Dad: My Son Was Obsessed with Nazis
Jesse James' father says he wasn't shocked by the infamous photo of Jesse in Nazi garb -- because he claims Jesse had a deep fascination with Hitler's evil war machine that stems back to his childhood.
Despite the fact that he hasn't spoken with his son in years, Jesse's dad, Larry James, is now telling all about Jesse's youth -- including the time he introduced Jesse to a real-life Nazi.
Larry claims he gave Jesse information about the Neo-Nazi movement "as a joke" -- but soon noticed that Jesse, "liked their war machine, he liked their uniforms, he liked their guns, he liked everything about them."
Larry also claims he doesn't know if Jesse is still into the Nazi thing -- because he's not on speaking terms with his son. In fact, he's never even met Sandra Bullock.
We called Jesse's reps for comment -- our calls were not returned.
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Tito Ortiz -- 'I Would Never Hurt Jenna'
Tito Ortiz is drawing a line in the sand -- definitively stating that he never laid a hand on Jenna Jameson.
As the UFC fighter left a Huntington Beach jail yesterday, where he was booked for felony domestic violence, a photog asked if he was the one who hurt Jenna -- to which Tito responded, "F*ck no."
Later that night, Tito and his lawyer insinuated that Jenna injured herself while she was high on OxyContin.
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Jesse's Mistress Wants 'Fun and Boobies'
After pouring her heart out in a letter apologizing to Sandra Bullock, Jesse James' alleged mistress Melissa Smith continued her good will tour -- and made it rain "on some hos" last night at a strip club.
Unlike Bombshell McGee, stripping is merely an avocation for Melissa.
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Tiger Woods -- Off The Leash!
With wife Elin Nordegren and kids reportedly in Sweden, Tiger Woods was spotted today in Florida with the only two friends he's still allowed to hang with ... his two, unleashed dogs Taz and Yogi.
Dude's got it ruff.
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Howard Stern: I'm Too Good for 'American Idol'
Howard Stern won't take Simon Cowell's spot on "American Idol" -- and it's not because they won't cough up that $100,000,000 he wanted for the gig ...
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Jon Gosselin: I Never Asked for Custody
Jon Gosselin is lashing out at the lawyer he just fired .... claiming the attorney filed legal papers asking for primary custody without Jon's permission.
Gosselin tells TMZ, "I never wanted primary custody, he [attorney Anthony List] filed for that. I only wanted a more flexible custody schedule so I could be with my kids."
But List tells TMZ, "Jon signed off on everything."
Jon, who is pissed that List spoke with the media, insists he wants to pay child support, adding, "I just can't afford the $22,000 a month right now. That is why I'm trying to find a job."
As for what type of job ... Jon says, "I would like a job in some aspect of TV, probably as a host."
Well, if Kate can dance ...
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Kal Penn -- Feelin' 'Good' After Robbery
Kal Penn wasn't sweating after being robbed at gunpoint in Washington D.C. yesterday -- in fact, dude told cameras he was doing "good" after the entire ordeal.
A little thing like robbery ain't gonna bring Kumar down on 4/20!
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Conan Goes to Canadian Emergency Room
Conan O'Brien had to make an emergency stop on his comedy tour last night -- when his tour manager had to be taken to a hospital in Canada.
The newly-minted TBS late night host told photogs his tour manager had to be checked out after exhibiting some sort of "symptoms" -- but Conan wasn't specific about the nature of the illness.
And while Coco was all fired up about the free health care in Canada, he joked "I think they're gonna take his American Express card ... because we're American."
UPDATE: We're told Conan's tour manager was suffering from "migraine symptoms" -- and he has since been released from the hospital.
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Jon Gosselin's Silent Attack on Kate
Jon Gosselin was mum after TMZ broke the story he's gunning for primary custody of his kids and wants spousal support from Kate Gosselin to boot -- and with nothing but a few nods, he confirmed the whole thing.
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Jesse's Alleged Mistress #3 -- No Monkey Sex
Jesse James alleged mistress #3 Brigitte Daguerre wants to make one thing clear about her relationship with Jesse -- they never brought primates into the bedroom.
Besides discussing the rumored monkey sex, Daguerre also explains why she's not a homewrecker ... and you gotta hear the explanation...
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Jesse's Alleged Mistress #2 -- Merry XXXmas!
Melissa Smith -- AKA Jesse James' alleged mistress #2 -- has been very, very naughty.
New video has surfaced featuring the alleged homewrecker flashing the cameras and shaking her booty at a Christmas party for Pimpit.com back in 2007.
O come all ye unfaithful.
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Jesse James Alleged Mistress -- Boxes for Boobs
Add this to the list of things Jesse James' alleged mistress Melissa Smith would do that wife Sandra Bullock wouldn't: Enter a boxing tournament for free breasts.
Smith participated in something called the Pimpit.com "Boxing for Boobs" event back in 2007. She lost in the second round.
Sandy would have at least made the semifinals.