Sex

Bigger isn't always better ... especially when it comes to muscles -- so says WWE legend Batista who tells TMZ Sports he's found being super jacked can be a huge turn-off with the ladies.

For the record, Batista was HUUUGE in his heyday ... but says being ultra-jacked rubbed chicks the wrong way because it terrified women.

Of course, he doesn't have to worry about that anymore ... Batista just married his longtime GF and he's pretty pumped about it.

A Nevada brothel is offering Derrick Rose a multiple-partner sexing sanctuary ... telling the Bulls star if he's down with banging in a group setting ... he should do if with professionals who won't sue.

In case you missed it, Rose was hit with a lawsuit by a woman who claims the NBA star and his pals raped her in 2013 -- but Rose claims she's LYING .. insisting they had consensual group sex on multiple occasions.

Enter the folks at Sheri's Ranch -- one of the biggest legal brothels in the country -- who tell us there's a way for Rose and crew to avoid pesky snafus in their search for group sex ... nail prostitutes.

"The legal hookers at Sheri’s Ranch can take on Derrick Rose, his entire entourage, and the rest of the Chicago Bulls before breakfast, and without any unwanted residual effects like an embarrassing lawsuit."

"Sheri’s understands that pro athletes have an over-average sex drive that requires over-average sex partners who are willing and able to give them the hardcore sex marathons they crave."

Tim Tebow may be on to something with that whole "No sex before marriage" thing ... 'cause Terry Crews says he also holstered his wang before his wedding -- and it was the best move he ever made.

We were talking abstinence with the "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" star outside of Craig's in West Hollywood Tuesday night ... specifically, Tebow's vow to stay a virgin until he ties the knot.

That's when Crews backed up Tebow's strategy ... saying, "Having sex before you're married is a bad idea."

"I've been married for 26 years ... we didn't [have sex] ... and that's why I'm still married."

Believe it ... TV parents can absolutely teach real-life parents a thing or two -- which Julie Bowen proved by dropping serious relationship knowledge.

The "Modern Family" hot mom was bolting out of BOA Steakhouse on Sunset and we asked if she has, y'know ... "the talk" with her TV kids. After all, 2 of 'em are at that age -- Nolan Gould is 16, and Ariel Winter is 17.

Sarah Hyland is 24, but what 20-something couldn't use some sex advice, right?

The folks at Tinder and Grindr are attacking an AIDS org that is warning people they can get STDs by using the apps.

The AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) posted a billboard in West Hollywood, telegraphing a warning -- you can get chlamydia by hooking up on Tinder and gonorrhea on Grindr.

Tinder has responded, courtesy of its lawyer who fired off a cease and desist order, obtained by TMZ. The letter says, "Tinder cannot tolerate AHF's exploitation of these false, unsupported statements." Tinder is demanding the billboards be removed immediately.

As for Grindr, it cut off AHF paid advertising for free STD testing from its app.

Teresa Giudice has made it clear ... one thing she DEFINITELY misses about life outside metal bars is hot steamy lovin'.

We're told during an upcoming Bravo special about Teresa's time in prison, viewers will be treated to phone conversations between Teresa and Joe. The camera is on Joe ... you only hear Teresa from the prison phone.

During one conversation, Teresa pleads for a little phone sex. Joe laughs it off ... probably because a camera is trained on his mug.

Teresa talks about creating a fantasy life behind bars. Somehow she was able to watch "Magic Mike" and says she pictured Joe's face on Channing Tatum's body as he grinded away. Picture that.

As for a little 'OITNB' action ... nada. Teresa says she's had no romantic interaction with female inmates, but she hears plenty of it.

The special airs October 11.

Russell Wilson needs a new game plan when it comes to Ciara and abstinence -- at least that's how future Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez sees it.

We asked Tony about Seahawks fans blaming their opening weekend loss on Russell's relationship with Ciara. TG's not so fast to buy into that whole Drake-Serena Williams theory, but he thinks there might be something to the lack-of-sex theory.

Check out Tony's take on laying off getting laid. He cops to trying abstinence during his playing days -- but says, like most things ... it's best in small doses.

Nothing says romance like doing the nasty on some burning hot asphalt in the middle of the day with your unconscious boyfriend.

36-year-old Kimberly Jackson, was arrested in a Norfolk, Virginia strip mall parking lot for being drunk in public after doing the deed for all to see.

Her reason for the extreme public display of affection -- alcohol.

Ronda Rousey is finally getting a chance to put on spandex tights and a bustier to bring a comic book badass to life -- but she won't be in the outfit too long, since the movie is a XXX film.

Ben Affleck's ex-nanny Christine Ouzounian has a new career option ... playing a caped crusader just like Ben ... the only difference is she'll have to perform her own hardcore stunts in order to get paid.

TMZ has learned porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is offering Christine $1 mil to be in the sequel of "Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody."

It's not just a hit it and quit it scene ... she'd be playing Batwoman, an integral part of the pornline ... she'd have to act for two weeks and do 3 sex scenes.

Carmen Electra is a huge sex symbol ... so it's only natural that she is starting her own lube line to help others amp up their sex lives too.

Carmen just launched her own line of female-centric personal lubricants ... taking the plunge into the adult accessory industry by partnering with sex toy maker Fleshlight.

The sex gel "Electra by Carmen Electra" -- not tremendously creative, but effective, we guess. It comes in 3 different varieties: Sensitive, Warming and PH-Balanced.

Balanced in the bedroom -- always a must.

A former Playboy model who used to strip on webcam claims she was invited into the cockpit of a jumbo jet filled with passengers and cavorted with the pilot for hours.

Chloe Khan, whose stage name is Chloe Mafia, says it happened 2 years ago but no one knew about it until now. She tells us she was about to board an international commercial flight from London to JFK when the pilot spotted her and "gave me the eye."

Chloe claims she was sitting in her seat with her friend, and after the plane reached cruising altitude a flight attendant came up to them and said the pilot wanted to see them in the cockpit. She says she brushed it off and stayed in her seat, but 10 minutes later one of the pilots came out and personally invited her and her friend in the cockpit.

Chloe says she was in the cockpit with her friend for hours. She says one of the pilots said if anyone complained about their presence it was tough luck because they make the rules.

She says one of the pilots said he met his wife by inviting her into the cockpit and they've been married for 20 years.

As crazy as the story sounds, there's video.

We tried contacting the airline ... so far no word back.

"Big Brother" might have a sticky situation ... after houseguest Jeff appeared to masturbate, and wipe a fluid on houseguest Julia's back.

The incident was caught on the live feed Thursday night -- Jeff and Julia were lying in bed ... he seemed to be pleasuring himself under the covers while talking to her, and then joked about putting "it" on her.

Hard to tell if Jeff really did anything nasty, since it's all under covers -- and it seems unlikely (based on time alone) -- but viewers believe the jerk was real. Social media is blowing up with people pissed that CBS let this go down ... or on.

It's unclear if this will be addressed on Sunday night's broadcast ... but you gotta figure.

We've called CBS for comment. No word back.

9:45 AM PT -- A new camera angle's surfaced ... and this one appears to clear Jeff's name. Looks like there really was a stain on Julia's shoulder prior to him touching her. Also, you can't see that jerking action, but that could be because the camera's further away.

Hope he enjoyed banging on the beach -- 'cause a Florida man's gonna be locked up in prison for the next 2 and a half years for doing the deed.

Jose Caballero was nabbed for having sex last summer with his girlfriend, Elissa Alvarez outside Tampa. Problem is these rocket scientists were banging in front of a woman with a camera -- and more importantly -- in front of little kids.

Witnesses say they weren't exactly quiet or discreet during the 25 minute encounter.

Both were found guilty of lewd or lascivious exhibition in front of a child, a second-degree felony -- and must register as sex offenders.

Your grandma's down to bang Justin Bieber, Idris Elba, 2 Chainz and a ton of other famous dudes -- that's the takeaway from this hysterical vid.

Just watch ... a panel of grannies played "F**k, Marry, Kill" with a list of rappers, movie stars, politicians ... and even serial killers.

Highlights include: What Abraham Lincoln and Sir Mix-a-Lot have in common, doing damage to Bieber, and sorry, Ryan Gosling -- you gotta die. According to one granny, anyway.

He gave up sex with his girlfriend Blac Chyna for WEEKS ... but J'Leon Love's vow of celibacy paid off BIG TIME 'cause he won his fight Sunday ... and now Blac Chyna is ready to rumble at home!

As we previously reported, Love -- a member of Floyd Mayweather's "The Money Team" -- swore off sex for more than a month so he could focus on fighting Jason Escalera in Vegas.

Well, he won the fight in the 7th round ... but he wasn't able to collect his real prize right after the fight ... 'cause his GF was out of town (in Pittsburgh) on business.

But sources close to B.C. tell us ... "She plans on seeing him this week, and when she does he is going to be very VERY happy. He will get the big win again."

Sooo .... congrats!