The Kardashians

7:57 AM PT -- A rep for Kim and Kanye tells us the money won't be enough ... they also want a full retraction of everything he said in the interviews.

Kim and Kanye have threatened their former blabbermouth bodyguard with a $30 million lawsuit, and he's gotta drop to his knees and apologize.

We've learned Kim and Kanye's lawyer has fired off a letter to Steve Stanulis ... the bodyguard who went to anyone who would listen, claiming he was fired for chatting up Kim on the job and making Kanye jealous. Kim and Kanye have both said it's a complete lie.

Turns out, we're told that Steve signed a confidentiality agreement promising never to breathe a word about Kim, Kanye or the klan. We're told the lawyer's letter is quick to mention a provision which says Steve is automatically on the hook for $10 mil if he opens his mouth ... and they believe he did at least 3 interviews.

It's interesting. We're told Kim and Kanye's lawyer gives Steve an out, if he shuts his trap and issues a public apology to the family. Our sources say the letter does not ask Steve to admit he lied but they demand he stop talking to the press.

Kim and Kanye think Steve's MO is simple ... it's a cheap, underhanded way to get famous. A rep for the couple tells us, "This sad, parasitic maniac has violated every basic human tenet of decency with his story of lies. The Wests will explore all legal means at their disposal to silence this nonsense."

BTW ... this isn't the first time Kim and Kanye have gone after someone for violating the confidentiality agreement. TMZ broke the story, YouTube founder Chad Hurley weaseled his way into AT&T Park in SF and videotaped Kanye's marriage proposal. Chad signed a confidentiality agreement and ended up paying them $440,000.

Congressman Peter King says the Iranian government wasn't BSing when it accused Kim Kardashian of being a spy.

The Republican from Long Island was reacting to Iranian officials claiming Kim works for Instagram to corrupt young people and women.

Exes Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick left their 3 little ones behind and got a table for 2 Tuesday night.

They did dinner in Calabasas, but there's next to no chance they get back together this time -- since Scott's already flaunting a new GF. Can't imagine that came up at all.

This was most likely just a co-parenting catch-up, but Kourt's boots scream ... you're missing out, pal.

That didn't take long -- Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna's kid is already in the family biz ... making his/her social media debut.

Chyna posted her sonogram with a long message about her little nugget, fairy tales, bundles of joy and blah, blah -- she's really happy about what's cooking in the oven.

Remember this pic. In a couple years this blob is going to be in a stroller pushed by big cousin North as they shoot a reality TV show. Look closely, you can see a tiny contract from Kris Jenner.

Meanwhile, the joy of parenthood was written all over mom and dad-to-be's faces during their Monday date night at the movies.

The Kardashians' faces have inspired a new cosmetic procedure which bears their name ... even though they're not the ones cashing in on it.

That honor goes to Australia's Dr. Gary Eldridge, who just filed for a U.S. trademark on his "minimally invasive face/neck lift" ... which he calls the "Kardashian Facelift." He says it's a painless injection of fibrin protein that forces skin to repair and rejuvenate itself naturally.

Despite the name, Kris Jenner and her flock aren't getting a penny from Eldridge's practice. In fact, he cleverly says his procedure is named after his daughter's dog ... Kardashian.

If you wanna bark up that tree ... it'll cost you $1,870.

Kim Kardashian doesn't usually endorse things for free so Clearblue scored a HUGE free promotion when Kim endorsed their pregnancy test on social media.

Reps for the brand tell us Kim's no brand ambassador and wasn't paid a single penny to rep their digital pregnancy test when she shared her baby #3 scare with the world. Kim's usual starting rate for repping a brand is reportedly a cool $1 million, so that should put things in perspective.

Kim bought 2 other brands, but Clearblue's digital test was the lucky one to make the final cut in her Snapchat ... and apparently it was on the house.

Kim Kardashian put her menstrual cycle on blast Thursday when she beelined it into an airplane bathroom after buying 6 pregnancy tests, fearing she was pregnant again.

Kim teased her followers, saying she could be expecting baby #3, captioning a Snapchat pic of the tests with, "Panic attack."

Alas, the test showed she's in the clear, but apparently she's not taking steps to prevent a repeat performance.

Kylie Jenner's lip kits are in such demand, fans are breaking the law to get a piece of the action.

A bunch of customers are demanding answers after various products they ordered were MIA when they opened the boxes ... this according to the Better Business Bureau.

According to the BBB, the boxes had "highly recognizable" Kylie labeling, which proved irresistible to thieves who found the boxes either en route or on doorsteps and mailboxes ... and they somehow got inside and pilfered the contents.

Kylie's people have talked to folks at the BBB and assured them they would solve or at least minimize the problem by making the labeling more low key.

Kylie Jenner is getting the hell outta Dodge ... or at least Calabasas, but she'll still be within arms reach of her mom.

TMZ has learned the 18-year-old just snapped up a $6 million dollar home in Hidden Hills ... the same neighborhood Kris Jenner, and Kim Kardashian call home.

It's quite the upgrade ... she bought her last pad a year ago for $2.7 million. We're told there are already offers on Kylie's old pad, and it should go quickly for just under $3 mi.

Kylie's new crib is a Cape Cod stunner -- 6 bedrooms, 7 baths over 7,000 square feet. It's got a pool and wine cellar, plus a walk-in closet bigger than most master bedrooms. Key feature for chicks in her fam.

Kim Kardashian flew back into L.A. and broke big news ... there's a new momager in town -- or at least that's how it seemed in the chaos at the airport.

Kim and Kris Jenner came back from the Cannes Film Festival together, but check out the video. Instead of Kris barking out orders, Kim was the one in charge at LAX ... maneuvering through the pack of fans and photographers, and directing drivers.

Blac Chyna's life on the road isn't slowing down for pregnancy ... at least based on her rider, which is filled with booze and other non-mommy to be friendly items.

Blac Chyna hosted at Bronx strip club Sin City Cabaret Wednesday night and, according to the rider, which TMZ obtained ... BC's demanding 3 Red Bulls, 1 bottle of Tylenol, a pack of Big Red gum and a bottle of Moet Nectar Rose -- all for her hotel room.

The Red Bull's obviously a no-no for Chyna since it's jacked with caffeine. Research suggests Tylenol is also bad for pregnant women -- and the champagne's an obvious red flag.

Since her fiance Rob Kardashian's usually on the road with her, we're guessing most of the stuff is for him and/or their entourage.

On the other hand, travel arrangements are perfect for BC's baby bump: first class flight, greeter service at the airport and large SUVs only for transport.

Scott Disick is good at what he does -- whatever that is -- because he's managed to snag a new girlfriend and at the same time and in the same city squire his baby mama's mother and sister around.

Scott was in Cannes Monday, rubbing elbows with Kris Jenner and holding hands with Kendall at Paul Allen's yacht party.

Definitely got game.

Tyga stunned us at LAX Friday, with his words and facial expressions that at least partially explain his breakup with Kylie.

We broke the story, the couple called it quits earlier this month, and Tyga says he walked away with good feelings. He didn't want to talk about all the rumors about him allegedly stepping out ... but he did acknowledge there were issues.

Blac Chyna had a serious moneymaker on display for her 28th birthday party at a Miami strip club -- and we ain't talking about her ass.

Her 4-tier cake came fresh out of Dollface Delight Cakery in Miami, and we've learned biz is booming at the bakery since the high-profile gig at G5ive. Owners, and sisters, Raquel and Christina Basil tell us they whipped up their creation in 16 hours, but the hard work has paid off -- they've gotten nearly double their usual orders.

Who knew cake lovers hang at strip clubs on the reg?

The sisters say BC's cake would normally cost between $1,100-$1,300, but they only charged $500 since only the giant gold ribbon and the bottom tier were edible. Delicious buttercream cake, btw. Best of all ... BC actually got to have her cake and eat it too, since she's got a little Kardashian on the way. No word if Rob Kardashian took a cheat day.

Kanye West got really personal with his latest verse -- comparing his wife to a killer ... her ole Uncle O.J. Simpson.

Kanye's on ScHoolboy Q's new track, "THat Part" and raps about hitting a strip club, and Kim Kardashian getting pissed -- "Wifey gonna kill me, she the female O.J."

Guess 'Ye's got Juice on the mind ... after 'People v. O.J. Simpson.'