Maksim & Karina Exes Forced to Bump & Grind
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Definition of AWKWARD: heartbroken Maksim Chmerkovskiy forced to perform in an extremely sexually charged dance routine with his ex-fiancee ... just days after Karina Smirnoff broke his heart.
We're guessing they agreed to perform their steamy Emmy number before they called off their engagement -- 'cause the amount of touching, thrusting and inner-thigh grabbing Maksim had to pull off with his ex ... could only have made him even sadder....
Jeff Goldblum's Ear Wiggle it, Just a Little Bit
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Now we know how Jeff Goldblum scores all those hot chicks: He's got moves most can only dream of ... or at least his ears do.
The "Jurassic Park" star showed off his "special" wiggling skills last night outside Madeo.
If he can do that with his ear....
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Lil Mama Sorry for Thing No One Talked About
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Lil Mama just tried to explain why she pulled a mini-Kanye last night at the VMAs -- issuing a non-apology for jumping on stage at the end of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' performance like she deserved to be up there.
Here's what Mama told MTV:
"I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys. I admire them and look up to them as role models. 'Empire State of Mind' had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY."
NFL Announcer Rips Whoopi Goldberg
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An NFL announcer just took a cruel and cheap shot at Whoopi Goldberg -- live during a Detroit Lions football game.
During the first quarter of the Lions game today, the announcer, Chris Myers was talking about a player who was on the Pittsburgh Steelers last season but now plays for Detroit. He said, "Going from two Super Bowls in Pittsburgh to the winless Detroit team -- that's like going from dating Beyonce to Whoopi Goldberg."
So the question is ...
Murdered Model ID'd By Her Breast Implants
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UPDATE: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they have not located Fiore's teeth or fingers yet.
A spokeswoman for the district attorney says Jasmine Fiore was identified by her breast implants, since her teeth and fingers had been removed.
The spokeswoman said they were able to ID Jasmine by a serial number on the implants.
The US Marshals Service is offering a $25,000 reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of Ryan Jenkins -- Fiore's husband and the man cops believe murdered her.
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Tarantino I Hashed It Out with Brad Pitt
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Brad Pitt had a brick of hash in his home last year -- and according to Quentin Tarantino ... he was definitely in the mood to share.
Tarantino was on Howard Stern yesterday, where he told the King of All Media about a night in 2008, when Pitt offered him a slice of the smokey smokey -- and a Coke can to smoke it out of.
According to Quentin, the stuff was "pretty good."
FYI: Brad recently told Bill Maher his pot smoking days are over -- but the stories ... those things will live on as long as Quentin's short term-memory holds up.
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Speed Bashing With Gordon Ramsay
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Now this is just impressive: Last night outside Katsuya, famously hot-headed chef Gordon Ramsay managed to insult a female photog's "fat tummy" and Shaquille O'Neal ... in 20 seconds flat.
... a new record.
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Indiana Jones On the Hunt
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Only separated by a thin pane of glass -- and millions of dollars in the bank -- Harrison Ford and Helen Hunt didn't notice as they sat two feet from each other yesterday at Le Pain Quotidien in Brentwood.
Paris was right. Stars are blind.
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Gabrielle Union Expert in the Art of Fart
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Gabrielle Union is spreading a message: She desperately wants more people to fart in public. In fact, the actress claims she fired out a "silent but violent" while our cameras were rolling.
Girl let it rip outside Boa last night when we asked about Tiger Woods' FartGate scandal -- and just for good measure, Gabby even ran a demonstration for the golfer about the right way to pass gas.
For the record, CBS denies Tiger supplied it.
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FartGate CBS Denies Tiger Supplied It
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CBS is broken-hearted, swearing Tiger wasn't the one who farted.
Moonves' minions have finally responded to FartGate '09, telling TMZ Tiger Woods wasn't gassy on 18 at the Buick Open -- and the obvious flatulent sound came from somebody else.
But CBS didn't crack this caper -- refusing to say who cut the cheese.
The mystery lingers...
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Triple H Victim of Birthday Cake Attack
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WWE superstar Triple H turned 40 last night -- and his post-Monday Night RAW birthday celebration quickly erupted into a no-holds-barred cake smashing massacre!!!
Almost everyone at WWE, including John Cena, Big Show, Vince McMahon and Batista, joined the dessert firing squad -- and, for once, it didn't look like they were entirely faking it.
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Senator Al Franken Attacked by Baby Biter
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Freshly minted Minnesota Senator Al Franken may have edged out Norm Coleman by the hair on his chinny chin chin ... but it's his nose this baby couldn't resist at Reagan Int'l Airport.
It's hard to tell if little Katie already has a distaste for Democrats ... or if she finds Sen. Franken simply irresistible.
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Jimmy Fallon Desperate for a Plug
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In an attempt to promote his late night talk show, Jimmy Fallon wore some sort of solar paneled spandex superhero getup at Comic Con in San Diego this weekend.
The 34-year-old is doing whatever he can to get it up -- his ratings that is.
Marbury Eats Vaseline in Quest to Be Like Oprah
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We're approaching the 24th hour of Stephon Marbury's absolutely nonsensical web-rant -- and now the basketball star is resorting to eating Vaseline right out of the jar.
Still not wearing a shirt, Marbury -- who insists he's neither on drugs nor out of his mind -- threw down a finger-full of the petroleum jelly ... and then declared he wanted someone to write him a check for "a billion dollars" so he could start his own TV network "like Oprah."
For the record, we contacted the good people at Vaseline about the incident, who told us "Vaseline is for external use only -- it is not intended for eating ... I don't know what he's trying to prove."
Neither do we.
P.S. -- He's still going strong, click here to check it out.
Sarah Silverman Burns Mississippi
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Sarah Silverman is always down for a scholastic challenge, but when we hit her up with an impromptu spelling test at LAX this weekend -- someone forgot how many crooked letters it takes to spell Mississippi!
She did spell it correctly the second time around -- but 13-year-old Kavya Shivashankar didn't need a second chance when she locked down the Scripps National Spelling Bee championship back in May ... and her word was "Laodicean."
Klein Did Surgery on Jackson in Gyno Office
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We've learned Dr. Arnold Klein once took Michael Jackson to the office next door to his -- run by a gynecologist specializing in vaginal rejuvenation -- to perform a minor acne treatment on the singer under full anesthesia.
We spoke with Dr. Harvey Richmond who told us ... around 2003, Dr. Klein asked him if he could use Richmond's surgery center in his office to perform a procedure on Jackson.
Dr. Richmond says, per Klein's request, he got an anesthesiologist and a scrub tech who worked on Jackson.
Dr. Richmond says he found it "odd" that Dr. Klein performed "some sort of acne treatment" with full anesthesia. Dr. Richmond says he believes the anesthesia used was Propofol, the same drug that may have killed Jackson.
Dr. Richmond says the 2003 procedure was the only time Dr. Klein used his office for Jackson.
And there's this -- Dr. Richmond says Jackson stiffed him on the bill, eventually only paying half after Richmond threatened to take the singer to Beverly Hills small claims court.
