Charlize Sucks Face with Chick For Good Price
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Charlize Theron kissed a girl -- and for $140,000 ... and she liked it.
The actress -- who's made out with Penelope Cruz and Christina Ricci before for work -- went girl-on-girl again yesterday after offering up her lips for the OneXOne celebrity auction in San Francisco.
The result: A steamy, 25 second smoochfest with the mystery woman who paid top dollar.
Why are you even reading this anymore? Enjoy.
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'Glee' Star Happy He's Mistaken for Someone Else
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Cory Monteith -- aka Finn from "Glee" -- is not exactly a household name yet ... and he won't ever be if he keeps telling people he's Chris Klein.
The "fans" who wanted his pic didn't care who he was -- they just wanted a photo with a celeb ... whomever he may be.
Kanye: 'I Wanted Chicken Because I'm Black'
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Kanye West was in a finger lickin' good mood last night outside the Cheesecake Factory -- where he told us he ordered chicken, because, well, "I'm Black."
No word on if he thinks they make the best chicken OF ALL TIME.
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Karina Smirnoff Is That a Compliment?
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This is the exact moment a papper told Karina Smirnoff she looked like Jessica Simpson -- that look says it all.
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Tracy Morgan Got Fried after the Emmys
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And the award for the cheapest post-Emmys meal goes to ... Tracy Morgan!
We've learned after the Emmys on Sunday night, Tracy and his date directed their limousine driver to the home of the cheapest square burger in Los Angeles -- Wendy's.
Tracy hopped out of the limo to personally pick his poison from the drive-thru menu -- including two orders of delicious french fries.
The sweet, greasy taste of victory.
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Kirk Cameron Plays the Hitler Card
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Evangelical actor Kirk Cameron is on a serious crusade against Charles Darwin -- connecting the scientist's most famous and significant work to Adolf Hitler.
To commemorate the upcoming 150th anniversary of Darwin's "Origin of Species" -- Kirk has released a 6-minute long video on his evangelical website bashing Darwin's book along with C.D.'s famous theory of evolution.
In the video attack -- which Kirk made to promote the release of a reworked, creationist edition of "Origin of Species" -- Kirk essentially calls Darwin a racist, a woman-hater and claims Darwin's theory has an "undeniable connection" with Hitler.
But it gets better -- Kirk claims he will be embarking on a college tour, in the hopes of infiltrating the minds of America's future "lawyers, doctors and politicians."
To quote Kirk, "These students aren't stupid."
Let's hope not.
Maksim & Karina Exes Forced to Bump & Grind
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Definition of AWKWARD: heartbroken Maksim Chmerkovskiy forced to perform in an extremely sexually charged dance routine with his ex-fiancee ... just days after Karina Smirnoff broke his heart.
We're guessing they agreed to perform their steamy Emmy number before they called off their engagement -- 'cause the amount of touching, thrusting and inner-thigh grabbing Maksim had to pull off with his ex ... could only have made him even sadder....
Jeff Goldblum's Ear Wiggle it, Just a Little Bit
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Now we know how Jeff Goldblum scores all those hot chicks: He's got moves most can only dream of ... or at least his ears do.
The "Jurassic Park" star showed off his "special" wiggling skills last night outside Madeo.
If he can do that with his ear....
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Lil Mama Sorry for Thing No One Talked About
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Lil Mama just tried to explain why she pulled a mini-Kanye last night at the VMAs -- issuing a non-apology for jumping on stage at the end of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' performance like she deserved to be up there.
Here's what Mama told MTV:
"I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys. I admire them and look up to them as role models. 'Empire State of Mind' had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY."
NFL Announcer Rips Whoopi Goldberg
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An NFL announcer just took a cruel and cheap shot at Whoopi Goldberg -- live during a Detroit Lions football game.
During the first quarter of the Lions game today, the announcer, Chris Myers was talking about a player who was on the Pittsburgh Steelers last season but now plays for Detroit. He said, "Going from two Super Bowls in Pittsburgh to the winless Detroit team -- that's like going from dating Beyonce to Whoopi Goldberg."
So the question is ...
Murdered Model ID'd By Her Breast Implants
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UPDATE: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they have not located Fiore's teeth or fingers yet.
A spokeswoman for the district attorney says Jasmine Fiore was identified by her breast implants, since her teeth and fingers had been removed.
The spokeswoman said they were able to ID Jasmine by a serial number on the implants.
The US Marshals Service is offering a $25,000 reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of Ryan Jenkins -- Fiore's husband and the man cops believe murdered her.
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Tarantino I Hashed It Out with Brad Pitt
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Brad Pitt had a brick of hash in his home last year -- and according to Quentin Tarantino ... he was definitely in the mood to share.
Tarantino was on Howard Stern yesterday, where he told the King of All Media about a night in 2008, when Pitt offered him a slice of the smokey smokey -- and a Coke can to smoke it out of.
According to Quentin, the stuff was "pretty good."
FYI: Brad recently told Bill Maher his pot smoking days are over -- but the stories ... those things will live on as long as Quentin's short term-memory holds up.
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Speed Bashing With Gordon Ramsay
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Now this is just impressive: Last night outside Katsuya, famously hot-headed chef Gordon Ramsay managed to insult a female photog's "fat tummy" and Shaquille O'Neal ... in 20 seconds flat.
... a new record.
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Indiana Jones On the Hunt
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Only separated by a thin pane of glass -- and millions of dollars in the bank -- Harrison Ford and Helen Hunt didn't notice as they sat two feet from each other yesterday at Le Pain Quotidien in Brentwood.
Paris was right. Stars are blind.
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Gabrielle Union Expert in the Art of Fart
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Gabrielle Union is spreading a message: She desperately wants more people to fart in public. In fact, the actress claims she fired out a "silent but violent" while our cameras were rolling.
Girl let it rip outside Boa last night when we asked about Tiger Woods' FartGate scandal -- and just for good measure, Gabby even ran a demonstration for the golfer about the right way to pass gas.
For the record, CBS denies Tiger supplied it.
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FartGate CBS Denies Tiger Supplied It
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CBS is broken-hearted, swearing Tiger wasn't the one who farted.
Moonves' minions have finally responded to FartGate '09, telling TMZ Tiger Woods wasn't gassy on 18 at the Buick Open -- and the obvious flatulent sound came from somebody else.
But CBS didn't crack this caper -- refusing to say who cut the cheese.
The mystery lingers...