For the rest of us saps? At least we have this gallery. TGIF!
Bella Thorne Fantasstic Day For Sunscreen
4/8/2016 1:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bella Thorne hit South Beach in a bikini that fought a losing battle ... against her ass.
Careful, Bella ... don't burn the buns!
Heidi Klum Bite My Buns, Hun
4/8/2016 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi Klum's BF is a serious brown-noser -- and a lucky son of a bitch.
Klum and Vito Schnabel got very playful Thursday in St. Barts, where he was happily -- we're sure -- behind her efforts to get up on a surfboard.
Check out the pics ... Vito caught a few waves, but Heidi was satisfied sunning her buns on the board ... which seemed just peachy to him.
Kevin Federline I'm Back in Rap and ... My Video's Got Kanye & Amber
4/7/2016 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kevin Federline's first rap track in 9 years goes deep into the Hollywood scene -- and by deep we mean Kanye West's ass and Amber Rose's fingers.
The song's called "Hollywood" and the music video stars a fake 'Ye and fake Amber, umm ... working out their finger issues (lube included). It also features a parody of Leonardo DiCaprio sweating out the Oscars.
The track itself is a collabo with rapper Crichy Crich (of Tara Reid tattoo fame). Sources connected to the rap duo tell us their intent wasn't to mock Yeezus or Leo ... they were just reacting to what was hot on social media when they shot the video.
This will be a good test of Kanye's sense of humor ... if he sees it.
Taylor Swift Butt Gives??? Suddenly Packing More Back
4/5/2016 8:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Taylor Swift's ass will NOT be contained -- the thing has been busting out lately, and looks great, but also looks, ummm ... different.
Taylor's lady lumps were majorly on display at the iHeartRadio Awards over the weekend as she showed up in a skintight black bodysuit. We did some deep research, checking out a bunch of Taylor butt shots from the last year ... and she's definitely shown some growth.
Butt pads? Squats? Who knows?
We're sure of one thing -- Calvin Harris ain't complaining.
Matthew McConaughey's Wife Gets You Coming ... Gets You Going
4/5/2016 7:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Matthew McConaughey's wife is more than a showstopper ... she's straight up breaking necks.
Camila Alves looks angelic from the front with a flowery dress that coincides with her beauty ... and on second glance -- BAM! ... from behind, a fantASStic figure that rivals Kim K's all day, everyday and twice on Sunday.
Kourtney Kardashian I Got 2 Angles On My Ass
4/4/2016 7:08 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kourtney Kardashian left only a teeny bit to the imagination with a faraway shot followed by a closeup of her extremely hot crossed buns.
Kourt spent Sunday snapping ass-tastic poolside selfies alongside BFF Sarah Howard. The kids must have been with Scott.
Both pics are nice ... just depends how wide you like your angle.
Lil Boosie Ocean Thug
3/14/2016 12:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lil Boosie is doing a victory lap in Hawaii after beating cancer ... and it involves a whole lot of ass.
Boosie hit the surf with a bunch of women and did his best Rihanna impression. Tide was low but Boosie's spirit was definitely high.
As we previously reported ... doctors removed half of his kidney in December after they found cancer.
Appears his close brush with death has made him appreciate life ... and ass more.
Yanet Garcia I Didn't Get Butt Implants ... It's Muy Autentico
3/10/2016 11:39 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Yanet Garcia, aka world's sexiest weatherwoman, is coming to her own defense denying her most famous asset got bigger overnight because of new implants.
Yanet tells TMZ she hasn't had any work done on her trunk as many of her fans -- she has 1.6 million on Instagram alone -- believed after she posted a clip of herself doing her weather thing in a tight black dress.
Yanet is chalking up the rumors to camera angles, which she's definitely a pro at working to her advantage.
If her butt did get bigger Yanet says it's because she exercises regularly. #GirlsWhoSquat
Jennifer Lawrence Perv Alert!
2/22/2016 6:56 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jennifer Lawrence has a message for the people watching her go.
J Law enjoyed the perfect 80 degree winter temps in LA Sunday ... strolling with a pal in hipsterville neighborhood, Echo Park.
34 people pled guilty.
Gigi Hadid Goes A.M.I.A. ... Ass Missing in Action!
2/17/2016 8:04 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Gigi Hadid's outfit at the S.I. Swimsuit Issue party left little to the imagination, except this -- we can't imagine where the hell her butt went!
Put out an A.P.B. because Gigi's much beloved ass was definitely missing at the NYC event. We're gonna chalk this up to really, really bad camera angles ... even though the profile shot isn't all that cheeky either.
Let's just remember better days -- Gigi's ass at last year's Tommy Hilfiger show ...
Kim Kardashian I Tapped The Bootay On Kanye's Album Cover
2/12/2016 2:31 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The model's name is Sheniz Halil ... and she's already got a pretty solid following online ... not hard to see why.
Sources close to Kanye tell us 'Ye wanted Kim involved in his new album so he let her pick the butt model. As they say ... do what you know, and Kim knows ass.
We're told his art team put a bunch of photos in front of Kim and she picked Sheniz simply because she thought she had the best butt.
Thankfully, Kanye didn't question his wife's prowess.
Blac Chyna Bad Ass Pitch Woman For Rob's Sox
2/11/2016 6:19 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Blac Chyna should not be Rob Kardashian's first pick to pitch his sock line ... because the distractions are overwhelming.
Chyna posted this pic, wearing little else butt a pair of Rob's Arthur George socks.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Amber Rose posted a video with the caption,"Drunk af #trinidadcarnival."
They're still in Trindad ... they like to party.