Here, in all its glory, is supermodel Adriana Lima's message to all her fellow countrymen still licking their wounds from that humiliating World Cup loss to Germany.
It's pretty simple -- ultimately, Brazil always comes out on top. Or, in this case ... bottom.
We know ... Lima's Victoria's Secret shoot has nothing to do with soccer. But who's complaining?
Your move, Heidi Klum.
The NYPD Has
Eyes on Her
8/11/2014 2:29 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian stepped out of her New York City apartment Monday afternoon with a slew of fans waiting to catch a glimpse of her ... including Officer Staresalot over here.
But really ... he's doing NOTHING wrong. In fact, he's supposed to be watching her ... and he is.
Are You Looking at My Ass?
Seriously, Please Look at My Ass!!
8/4/2014 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
And the gold medal for "Camera Whoring with Your Ass Out" goes to ... Brittny Gastineau -- and this video proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Kim Kardashian's pal appeared to be several drinks in when she poured herself all over a bar at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend -- and slowly undressed while blatantly mugging for paparazzi.
The most awesome part of this video is not Brittny's ass ... but the fact everyone around her is totally ignoring her.
You know how this ends, right? With Brittny passed out, looking like she's auditioning for "Weekend at Bernie's."
Justin & Orlando
Can Kiss My ...
7/31/2014 3:09 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
While her ex and her alleged fling duke it out in Ibiza, Selena Gomez rocked the shortest of shorts Thursday while heading to a meeting in L.A.
As TMZ first reported, while Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fought over Miranda Kerr ... there is some tangential Selena involvement.
Our sources say Gomez -- who was once famously photographed with Bloom -- claims she never hooked up with the "Lord of the Rings" star.
Selena Gomez ... hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave.
Thongs for the Vacation ...
Assets Out for BF
7/21/2014 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lea Michele proudly displayed the 3 Bs during her Italian vacay -- boyfriend, boat, and a whole lot of her thong-framed butt.
The "Glee" star was spotted making out with her bf Matthew Paetz ... onboard a boat off Positano this weekend.
Apparently, Matthew's gigolo "research" is paying off -- cause the "coach" is scoring big time on the open sea.
Goes to Rehab
... Addicted to Ass
7/21/2014 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jason Derulo checked into Rehab this weekend -- the legendary Las Vegas pool party at the Hard Rock -- where the singer had to follow a 12-step program of his own:
Step 1 -- Admit you are powerless over ass.
Step 2 -- Embrace and enjoy.
Steps 3 through 12 -- repeat Step 2.
Get jazzy on that.
Thanks to our friends at SpyOnVegas.com for the pics.
Still Drop Dead Gorgeous
7/17/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Wearing a tiny pink bikini, 43-year-old Denise Richards showed off her fantastic body ... looking as if "Wild Things" came out last week and not 16 years ago.
When you factor in she's had two kids ... and had to deal with her Charlie Sheen drama ... it's even more amazing.
'GoT' Star Nathalie Emmanuel
'Memba My Naked Butt?
Of Course You Do
7/15/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
If you're a fan of "Game of Thrones" … or just a fan of really hot bodies sit back and enjoy our run-in with Nathalie Emmanuel -- who plays the Khaleesi's very able bodied assistant.
We caught up with her fully clothed -- but her now super famous 'GoT' scene really does make her fans … make strange noises.
Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
Black & White Together, Forever!
7/12/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
My Gruesome Ass Renovation
7/11/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Mob Wives" star Renee Graziano got worked over HARD by a plastic surgeon -- while wide awake -- all in the pursuit of the perfect butt, and the video is a total train wreck ... centered on the caboose, of course.
Graziano tells TMZ she sought out fat-sucking lipo doc Ayman Shahine to harvest gobs of fat from her butt and lower back to re-shape her ass. As we told you ... GG from "Shahs of Sunset" also got a butt lift recently.
According to Doc Shahine, Renee's fat transfer took under 2 hours ... and he recorded it for a possible reality TV show.
Two highlights: Renee's groggy testimonial -- and the giant Italian moon that's about to hit your eye like a big pizza pie.
It won't be Amore.
That Ass ...
Picked Up New Tricks
7/11/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
PUTTIN' IN TWERK
Miley Ain't Got Nuthin' On Me!
7/10/2014 7:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
She's 23 years OLDER than Miley Cyrus ... but Jennifer Lopez was out to prove she's the real TWERKING QUEEN during a booty-bouncing performance in Miami.
JLo and her big 'ol butt hit the stage at the "iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party" on the CW last night ... and threw her glutes around like a 44-year-old CHAMP during her new aptly-named hit, "Booty."
So, the real question ... how do Ms. Lopez's twerk skills match up with 21-year-old Miley??
GG From 'Shahs of Sunset'
Littler in the Middle ...
A Little More Back
7/10/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi orchestrated a fat trade between her stomach and her ass ... and it looks like both parts came up winners in the deal.
GG hit up Dr. Rollins at Elite Body Sculpture in Beverly Hills recently -- same place Shanna Moakler went last year -- where she received a Brazilian butt lift and an Airsculpt Laser Liposculpture to suck fat out of her abdomen ... then had it transferred into her butt.
In all, we're told the quickie procedure took three inches off her waistline and removed 1 liter of pure fat.