Charlie Sheen has no issues with getting married for the 4th time -- despite all the evidence that he should -- but he does have two major hangups.
It's all about his testicles -- and keeping them in working order for Brett Rossi. Lucky girl.
Sure, I'll Have Kids with My Fiancee
2/18/2014 5:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen -- who is paying $110,000 a month in child support for his 4 minor children, may have been twice bitten but he's game to have more kids with his new fiancee.
Sheen tells TMZ ... he's absolutely open to having children with Brett Rossi. At 24 she's not experienced the joy of childbirth, and she wants a family. Charlie will accommodate her, but he says not right away. As Charlie put it, "I'm having way too much fun with her right now. So much fun it should be illegal."
Charlie says Brett has spent time with twins Bob and Max. He says she loves them and vice versa.
Charlie -- who's been married 3 times -- also tells us he WON'T demand a formal prenup from Brett. Charlie says, "Prenups poison marriages." According to Charlie, his form of prenup will be short and sweet ... one line: "You keep your s**t and I'll keep mine."
I'm Getting Married Again
For the 4th Time
2/15/2014 5:44 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Three-time divorcee Charlie Sheen is hopping back on the marriage wagon ... this time to former adult star Brett Rossi.
Sheen proposed Saturday morning after he flew Rossi to Hawaii on a private jet -- then bragged about the proposal to a local photog who snapped some pics.
Sources close to Sheen confirmed the engagement is for real ... but so far, no additional details.
Sheen was first married in '95 to model Donna Peele but the couple split up a year later. In 2002, Sheen tied the knot with Denise Richards ... but she surprisingly filed for divorce two years later while six months pregnant with their second kid.
Brooke Mueller got the lucky title of wife #3 in 2008 ... but they were divorced in 2011 after a tumultuous relationship.
For what it's worth ... sources close to Sheen tell us they're confident this relationship is different than the others -- and he's taking things incredibly serious this time.
I Was JOKING About Porn Star Marriage
To Stroke Out My Ex-Wife
1/6/2014 9:13 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen did NOT actually tie the knot with his ex-porn star GF Brett Rossi over the weekend -- despite tweeting he did -- Sheen tells TMZ, he was just joking ... in a humorous attempt to incapacitate his ex-wife.
The Warlock sent the tweet Sunday from Iceland, including the photo, saying, "This is the house ware M Gorbachev R Reagan did some epic. it's also where S and I GOT MARRIED!"
But Sheen tells us, the tweet was all in jest ... "I wanted to give Denise [Richards] a stroke!!!"
As we reported, relations have been strained between Charlie and Denise recently. Charlie accused Denise of refusing to allow their daughters to open Christmas gifts at his house over the holidays, calling her a heartless ugly hag. Denise denied the accusation.
But not all of Charlie's recent tweets were a joke -- we're told the forearm tattoo he dedicated to Brett and his children is 100% real. Each letter stands for one of Charlie's children: Max, Lola, Bob, Cassandra, Sam, and Denise's adopted daughter Eloise. The safety pin symbolizes Brett.
Ex-Porn Star GF Is
The Love of My Life
12/9/2013 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
No more angels ... no more goddesses ... Charlie Sheen says his new ex-porn star GF is the love of his life ... and he's dead serious about it.
The woman who stole the Warlock's heart is 24-year-old Brett Rossi -- who he's only been dating for the past couple of weeks.
But Sheen says he's downright smitten -- telling TMZ:
"I've been on a lifelong journey, a 1000 century quest, in search of the better and missing half of my heart and my brane (sic)."
"That expedition is now (rated) 'a major success' and beyond the valley of dunn-ski complete. The MaSheen wins again."
Sheen told us, "This is very serious" ... but it's unclear if he's pondering marriage.
My Ex-GFs SCAMMED ME
I Hope They Choke to Death on Canned Turkey
12/3/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen is wishing DEATH upon two of his former "Angels" -- claiming they scammed him out of some serious cash ... and now he wants 'em to "fatally choke on a Vons can of pressed turkey."
TMZ has learned ... before Sheen started dating Brett Rossi, he ended his relationship with the trio of porn stars he had been with for the past several months -- Celeste Star, Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan.
Sources connected to Sheen tell us Charlie believes two of the three "angels" -- Jayme and Jana -- carried out a scheme to run up his credit card bill ... and when Charlie found out, he went ballistic.
In fact, when we reached out to Charlie about the situation -- he fired-off one of the most Sheen-ish statements of all time ... telling us, "I've observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I've run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay."
It gets worse -- and far more graphic -- at one point he says they're worse than "the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller]."
Check out the entire statement below ... it's epic.
Makeout Sesh with Hardcore Porn Star
Signs Point to Dating
12/2/2013 10:36 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Seems Charlie Sheen has a brand new girlfriend ... 'cause the Warlock was open-mouth kissing a hardcore porn star over Thanksgiving weekend ... and it looks like it was more than just a hookup.
The porn star on the receiving end is 24-year-old Brett Rossi -- star of such flicks as "She Loves My Big Breasts 2" and "Bondage Tongue Bath."
The two were spotted swapping spit in Cabo a few days ago. We're told they met in L.A. last month and Charlie took her to Mexico to celebrate Thanksgiving with a few other friends.
Rossi's the classy kind of porn star too -- as far as we can tell, she doesn't really do hardcore male-female sex scenes ... mostly just solo and girl-girl stuff with the likes of Twistys and Penthouse.
As for the other women in Charlie's life -- you know, the three "Angels" he's dating -- we're told Charlie's still with them, too.
The more, the merrier.
New 'Angels' Identified
Hardcore Porn Vets
8/6/2013 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
One is beautiful ... one is brilliant ... and they're all bangin' Charlie -- at least, that's the presumption because Mr. Sheen's new "angels" are all well versed in the art of screwery, TMZ has learned.
After some hardcore research -- and we mean HARDCORE -- we've finally identified all three of Charlie's new lady friends ... and, shocker, they're all veteran porn stars.
Ladies and gentlemen ... but mostly gentlemen ... meet (from left to right) Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star.
A few fun facts about Charlie's Angels:
- Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 ... and she's been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.
- Celeste Star doesn't just act in porn ... she's also a porn director ... although she currently only has one film under her belt.
- Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.
Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more ... but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.
Meet My 'Angels'
... Now Meet Their Boobs
8/6/2013 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen's Goddess-less days are over ... the warlock has found three NEW porn star girlfriends -- but this time he's calling them "Angels". Get it, like "Charlie's Angels".
TMZ obtained pics of Charlie and his harem vacationing in Hawaii recently. Keeping to the theme, he chose a blonde, a brunette and a ginger -- who go by JL, JJ, and CS. Who knows which is which.
From the pics it's clear Charlie had a great time with his ladies -- probably because they were topless.
We're told the orgy party didn't stop in Hawaii either ... the XXX stars are now shacking up with Sheen in L.A. ... kind of like it's 2011 all over again.
And we couldn't be more excited.
Farrah Abraham Is a
'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'
6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."
And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:
TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.
Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.
Farrah & Charlie
The End Is Near
6/14/2013 2:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
to Farrah Abraham:
Hell Yeah, I'll Go On a Date!
6/13/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Farrah Abraham is involved in a full on textual relationship with Charlie Sheen, TMZ has learned -- and the two are now planning to hook up in person.
TMZ has obtained text messages that show the "Backdoor Teen Mom" porn star first reached out to Sheen back in May saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management."
Farrah even took the initiative ... and asked Sheen out on a date -- either a parent playdate with their kids ... or an adult get together for some coffee.
Sheen's response: "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma."
He also said he's down to meet up ... because ... well, he's probably a big fan of her work.
Farrah followed up with Sheen and asked him to an event she would be attending with some "porn star ppl" ... but Sheen wasn't able to attend.
We're told they have stayed in touch ... and are trying to work out a date to see each other ASAP, but they're both busy with work ... and kids ... and porn.
Stay tuned ...
Charlie Sheen's Porn Star
One Last Trick Up Her Sleeve ...
2/3/2013 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A hooker just can't get a break these days ... Kacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen's former porn star, warlock lover and all things sex-for-money, has gone belly up -- filing for bankruptcy.
Kacey -- one of Charlie's favorite XXX girls who also partied with him the night of his infamous cocaine binge -- claims she has a measly $290 in assets, but owes $6,000.
Why so broke? You'll recall, Kacey has vowed to get out of the prostitution game -- to find a real job -- but according to docs, the recession hit this hooker hard, because she's been unemployed since 2010.
Kacey's income -- a grand total of $300 a month -- is courtesy of her boyfriend.
The Good News ... Charlie's still throwing money around, so maybe there will be a happy ending for this pretty-ish woman.