Beauty

The star of "The Sterile Cuckoo" was seen at JFK airport in a hoody and red bandana, looking more thugged-out than ready for a cabaret, ol' chums! *arthritic jazz hands*

The Material Girl turns 49 today, beginning her countdown to the big 5-0 -- while "Hairspray" star Michelle Pfeiffer turned 49 back in April. Looking good, ladies -- looking real good.

Sexy 25-year-old heiress extraordinaire Ivanka Trump -- who has yet to flash her panties, get a DUI or go to jail -- stepped out with her outspoken buffoon pops, to fete her cover of Stuff magazine's Fall Fashion Preview issue on Tuesday. Unfortunately, Stuff's demise is imminent and is expected to fold any second now. You're fired!

Although her music tracks are off the charts, the ones on her head need to be re-released!

The 42-year-old "Sex and the City" star turned up at the launch of her new fragrance in New York, tressed-out in Duane "Dog" Chapman's white man's mullet! For the love of Carrie Bradshaw!

The 53-year-old man arrived to a "Late Show" taping on July 18, sportin' mysteriously luscious long thetan locks. Nice piece! Eleven days later, Travo turned up at a Baseball Hall of Fame event in Scientoloshort tresses. L.Ron haircut! Then this past weekend, the "Battlefield Earth" star was snapped at a Los Angeles event -- once again in all his mop-topped glory. It's magically ridiculous!

The 28-year-old "American Pie" star was snapped with her new Spears sheared 'do, bumble bee sunglasses and oversized snakeskin bag, slithering through L.A.'s Newsroom Cafe last week. News reports confirm this is the first extension-free starlet to walk Robertson Blvd. in months!

Like Natalie Portman and Demi Moore before her, props to Mena for choosing bald pride over Britney-style Weaveguard© shame.

"Pursuit of Happyness" star Thandie Newton battled bulimia for a year.

The tiny actress told People that her eating disorder started when she was a teen ballet dancer, and that she ate "nothing but cottage cheese" in order to stay thin.

Years later, after a string of emotionally abusive relationships, Newton had an eating disorder relapse. Her bulimia was so severe that she has "scars on my knuckles from where I put my fingers down my throat."

It wasn't until she went to a therapist years later that she "made the connection between shame and self abuse."

Richie continued to chew the fat with Diane on "Good Morning America," and insisted that she put on a whole TEN pounds since she became pregnant, and claimed that she'd be fine with gaining "forty or fifty" pounds if she had to for the baby. She also said that she hasn't taken any drugs or drink since she found out she's carrying.

Photogs snapped the waffleweave horror, a complex construction of braids and what appears to be some type of epoxy. Her messjesty wore a tube top, a bitten-up manicure, some Elvisish sunglasses -- and her other hairy accessory -- a teacup Yorkie named London. Girl oughta just plop that pooch on her haid!

No photographers were injured in the making of this photograph, y'all.

TMZ has obtained pics of Lady Lachey's new ads for Bongo's Fall 2007 campaign -- unfortunately, they're rated PG!

Like her other good pal Kim KardASShian did this weekend, the sexy 23-year-old model/DJ risked bizarre tan lines to show off her (less endowed but still hot) assets!

Do you prefer your A-list publicists char-broiled, fried or extra-crispy? The terror alert has been raised to orange!

Platinum-blond uber-flack Lizzie Grubman arrived to a Dave Matthews show in the Hamptons on Saturday -- looking like the lead in a Donatella Versace biopic! Tanorexia Nervosa!

Unless Lizzie's goal is to look like a leather handbag, the 36-year-old tanorexic PR princess may want to stop vacationing on the sun.

Funnylady/gay icon Kathy Griffin will be featured in an article in the next Steppin' Out magazine scored by editor Chaunce Hayden. Congrats to the "D-List" comedienne -- whose dream has finally come true! She nabbed the cover! Atta gurl! Wait -- is that KATHY??

First he frightened us with his shellacked "Golden Girls" Chia Pet monstrosity -- now follicularly challenged Phil's taken his heinous blond Clay Aiken bob and accented it with poop brown lowlights and some frizz. A little dab'll do ya!

Spector, 67, is on trial for the fatal shooting of actress Lana Clarkson in his foyer in 2003. Phil's hair, however, has been dead since 1979.