Beauty

It's a duel of the dreads.

With matching backwards hats, stunner shades and hair length -- both 2 Chainz (35) and Lil Wayne (30) took a moment to pose and point while performing together last weekend in Austin, Texas.

Paulina Gretzky's engagement is great news ... for one man -- that golfer dude who snagged the Great One. Sorry, we mean ... the Great One's daughter.

The rest of us are stuck with the Internet ... which, luckily, is laced with absurdly hot Paulina pics.

Normally, we wouldn't feel so guilty checking out Gwen Stefani's incredible ass during a bikini-clad boat outing in France ... but her kid was there.

So, we put a black bar over his face.

And now we feel less guilty.

Enjoy!

Mel Gibson is only hitting one thing these days ... the gym ... just check out the diesel arms he unveiled in L.A. on Friday.

Makes sense. 57-year-old Gibson is set to play the villain in next year's action flick "Expendables 3" alongside equally yoked middle-aged actors Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, and Dolph Lundgren ... so bulking up is kind of expected.

"Homeland" star Damian Lewis hit the beach with his family in Ibiza, Spain this week ... which inspired a couple of bad terrorist-themed jokes at the office. Here's what we came up with ...

-- Abu Nazir would be proud ... 'cause that body's tha bomb, yo!
-- Waterboard? More like water excited!
-- The Shore on Terror
-- HomeSand
-- Al-Tide-a
-- Homeland Sea-curitry
-- Seahaad
-- Code: Pale anyone?
-- Sui-tide Bomber
-- U.S. Marina Corps

We could go on, but they're only gonna get worse ...

Myla Sinanaj's obsession with Kim Kardashian is getting painful -- she's about to undergo a boatload of plastic surgeries ... designed to make her look JUST LIKE KIM.

Myla tells TMZ she's sick and tired of being called the fat version of Kim K -- and going under the knife will fix it. She explains, "I’m obsessed with her body and want mine to be exactly the same."

In order to do that, slicer-and-dicer Dr. Matthew Schulman will perform $30,000 worth of procedures next month, modeled after Kim's assets -- lipo, lip injections and a boob job.

Myla's confident anyone who slammed her body in Vivid's "Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX" will eat their words afterwards... adding "I know it will launch my career."

FYI -- No surgeries have been booked for her face.

And now this:

28-year-old "Speed Racer" star Emile Hirsch donned a denim jacket and perfectly quaffed hair curl at a West Hollywood party Thursday (left) -- while Jeff Conaway looked very similar in the same slick style as Kenickie in the 1978 musical "Grease" (right).

Rama-lama-lama-lama-ding-dong.

As if the world wasn't bad enough ... smokin' hot Paulina Gretzky has dashed the hopes and dreams of men worldwide ... by getting ENGAGED to pro-golfer Dustin Johnson.

Paulina announced the terrible news on Instagram Saturday -- posting a pic of the giant diamond rock on her ring finger, captioned "Never been happier."

The couple has only been dating since early 2013 -- but, really, who wouldn't lock that down?

Now, a final farewell, to Paulina's almost-hitched assets ...

Lou Ferrigno's good looks are incredible!

Here's the then 29-year-old "Incredible Hulk" actor in a promo photo back in 1980 (left) -- and 33 years later the now 61-year-old muscle man at a convention earlier this year (right).

Toni Braxton's dress did the world a favor and slid right off while she was performing -- exposing her voluptuous ass -- and TMZ has the glorious moment.

It went down during Toni's concert this week in New Brunswick, NJ. In the middle of a song, Toni's ensemble -- which resembled a loin cloth dipped in glitter -- just plum fell off.

Best part ... Toni just kept singing, until a guy on stage handed her his suit jacket to cover up the goods.

Jennifer Lopez must sure think Casper Smart is cute, because upstairs there's a vacancy -- he just ruined her big announcement that she's returning to "American Idol."

Smart was promoting his new show -- yes, anyone can -- when he was asked if his GF was coming back to the struggling show. He dug deep and said, "Yes."

Apparently Casper thought the cat was already out of the bag.

Courteney Cox still looks pretty hot with her new accessory -- a cast -- protecting the wrist she broke in Mexico last week.

TMZ broke the story … Courteney snapped a bone in the middle of her Cancun vacation. Her people say she lost her balance and she used her wrist to break her fall.

Here's a photo of Beyonce -- sporting either a wig or extensions -- looking like she's ready for a cameo on "90210."

Kim Kardashian finally showed her face in public after birthing baby North West -- surfacing at an L.A. medical facility Wednesday -- and giving us a glimpse at her post pregnancy bod ... sorta.

These are the FIRST photos of Kim and Kanye West with their daughter since KK popped back in June, and everyone looks happy and healthy. Hell, even Yeezy was smiling as they walked into the doc's office ... with a nanny-assist, naturally.

No shot of North's face though ... she was fully covered in a car seat.

Mama K was all top secret too -- concealing her figure under a baggy button-down with another shirt tied around her waist and famous cheeks ... for extra coverage.

O.M.G. ... It's J.T.T. in L.A. ... AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

14 years after "Home Improvement" went off the air, TMZ spotted the elusive Jonathan Taylor Thomas at the Arclight movie theater in Hollywood ... as dreamboaty as ever.

Despite being mesmerized by his sparkling blue eyes ... we managed to compose ourselves for just enough time to fire off some questions about the "Lion King." Ugh, we're soooo stupid.

Of course, the hunky 31-year-old ... who once graced every single teen magazine from "Tiger Beat" to "16" to "J-14" to "Bop" ... answered our dumb questions and even cracked that adorbs smile.

He's so much hotter than Devon Sawa!!

Looking like an androgynous Captain Morgan with blonde hair, a lipsticked Richard Simmons stepped out in L.A. Tuesday, inexplicably wearing this borderline insane red costume.

Kinda reminds us of the Starburst little lad guy.