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Timmons -- who's about to start a four week stint with the 'Dales crew in Vegas -- was out in L.A. yesterday, when he told us, "[The Chippendale regulars] don't even strip ... they're like trained dancers."

He adds, "The days of your grandma sticking dollar bills in a strippers G-string are over."

Flav took the Riviera boardroom by STORM Monday during a meeting with casino bigwigs -- including CEO Andy Choy -- and sources close to the deal tell TMZ, Operation Fried Chicken is basically a go in Sin City ... pending some last minute number crunching and contract kinks.

It'd be a huge move up from his first location in rural Iowa -- according to sources, Flav's Fried Chicken would occupy some PRIME real estate inside the hotel ... once the deal goes through.

37-year-old Jeff Timmons has announced he'll don the legendary bow tie ... and not much else ... for a special 4-week run starting in May.

No word on how much $$$ Timmons is set to make for the deal ... but he'll probably get paid in singles.

The insane party -- thrown by Lorenzo's son-in-law Nik Richie of TheDirty.com -- took place at Pure Nightclub ... and we're told, Lorenzo was surrounded by a bevy of 21-year-old girls ALL NIGHT.

Brit performed three songs during the mini-concert at Rain nightclub in the Palms Casino & Resort -- "Hold It Against Me," "Big Fat Bass" and "Till the World Ends." During "Bass," Brit can be seen climbing up and down various props and sitting down on boxes -- not a lot of choreography going on here.

Draw your own conclusions.

Sources tell TMZ .... Neil's ex was at a Hal Sparks concert at the Las Vegas Hilton when Neil allegedly stormed in and started screaming obscenities at her and her two friends.

We're told security at the hotel called Las Vegas PD.

According to our sources, the woman told police Neil got physical with her and one of her friends. The woman tells TMZ police took a battery report but it appears Neil was not arrested.

Tobias Bell from South Central L.A. -- who friends call T.B. -- tells us, the fight started after he asked Suge whether he killed Tupac ... and Suge flipped out.

But according to T.B., he was completely caught off-guard by the sudden outburst -- and now he wants to settle the score ... for good.

T.B. tells us, he'll take Suge anytime anywhere -- "Staples Center, L.A. Live, wherever" -- and this time ... he'll be ready.

It all went down on the casino floor at the Aria Hotel in Las Vegas early Saturday morning. Suge can be seen throwing haymaker after haymaker ... but it doesn't look like he landed a single punch.

According to an eyewitness ... Suge flew off the handle when the little man approached him with a challenge ... saying, "I can take you."

Eventually, the whole thing was broken up -- and cops were spotted at the hotel soon after. We're told Suge was not arrested over the incident.

It all went down at Surrender nightclub at the Encore -- where fellow CA castmates Lil Jon and Playmate Hope Dworaczyk were there to witness Gary spiraling out of control.