'Jersey Shore' Ronnie -- Not Guilty Plea in Assault Case

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro from "Jersey Shore" told a judge this morning he's not guilty of third degree assault.

Ronnie entered his plea in Ocean County Criminal Court ... where he was arraigned for allegedly punching Stephen Izzo back in September of 2009.

On an episode of 'JS' Ronnie bragged he knocked him out with "one shot."

Ronnie's next court date in the case is set for March 7.

Happy Valentine's Day -- Love, Snooki

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Snooki and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle posed for pics in a hotel in Los Angeles for a Valentine's Day card the couple plans on sending to friends.

Somewhere, Cupid just threw up on himself.

'Jersey Shore' Boys -- Fixing Their Speech Impediment

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Ronnie and Pauly D from "Jersey Shore" have barely mastered English -- but TMZ has learned they're already trying their hands at Italiano ... all in preparation for their new season abroad.

A rep from Rosetta Stone tells TMZ, they sent their Italian language program to several members of the "Jersey Shore" cast -- and according to a source close to the show ... Ronnie and Pauly have already made impressive progress with the program.

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In fact, Ronnie even talked about his progress on Friday's TMZ Live.

No word on the other cast members' language-learning plans.

Sammi 'Disgusted' with Herself for Punching Ronnie

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Sammi from "Jersey Shore" says she's "appalled and disgusted" at herself for punching Ronnie in the face on last week's episode ... adding the whole thing was a "low point" in her life.

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Sammi issued the mea culpa last night in NYC with "Jersey" co-star Deena -- telling us, "Violence is not the answer."

As we first reported, Seaside Police don't plan to investigate the incident ... at least until Ronnie presses charges -- and it doesn't look like that's gonna happen.

Snooki & Jwoww Here's Where We Wanna Pass Out

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Snooki and Jwoww have narrowed their reality show house hunt down to three suburban pads -- and TMZ has obtained photos of the surprisingly quaint front-runner.

According to the realtor's website, the three-bedroom house -- located in East Setauket, NY -- is a short walk to the beach on Long Island ... but here's something the dynamic duo may have to get used to ... it doesn't come with a pool.

Luckily, they can still drown themselves in alcohol.

'Sopranos' Star: 'We Paved the Way' for 'Jersey Shore'

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We finally know who to blame for the rise of "Jersey Shore" -- and ironically, it's one of the greatest television shows of all-time ... "The Sopranos."

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TMZ ran into "Sopranos" star Joseph Gannascoli at Vincent's Restaurant in New York yesterday -- where he admitted that his show "paved the way" for Snooki & company ... who also play Italian stereotypes on TV.

And in a horrible twist of fate ... Jwoww and her reality show crew also showed up to the restaurant.

They must have given the milk jugs a day off.

Snooki I've NEVER Written a Check Before in My Life

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She's made a TON of cash in the last few years -- but Snooki claims she's never written a real check before in her life ... and now she's gonna exploit the hell out of her bank ignorance on her upcoming spin-off.

It's just another one of the jewels we discovered in the rundown of Snooks' new show -- "Snooki and Jwoww Vs. The World" ... yes, that's the actual working title.

According to the documents, obtained by TMZ, one of the big scenes takes place inside of a Jersey bank, when Papa Snooki tries to teach the 23-year-old how to fill out a check book.

When Snooki ... who's reportedly banking $30k per ep ... finally opens her first checking account -- she asks the banker, "Do you have any blinged out checks?"

The rundown explains, "She gets a crash course in balancing her checkbook ... but adding and subtracting from the ledger proves too much for her."

Shocker.

Snooki & Jwoww Check Out Those Milk Jugs!

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In today's very special preview of Snooki & Jwoww's new reality show, the twosome will be played by a classically trained watermelon and two up-and-coming jugs of milk!

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'Jersey's' Sammi Off Hook for Punching Ronnie

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She coldcocked Ronnie with a HAYMAKER on an episode of "Jersey Shore" -- but Sammi Sweetheart ain't facing the same fate as "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood ... in fact, she's off the hook completely ... for now.

It was a pretty shocking promo for this week's episode -- Sammi slugs Ronnie across the jaw during an argument ... an act of violence nearly identical to the thrashing Amber Portwood unleashed on her baby daddy just a few months ago ... the same thrashing that landed her behind bars.

As we previously reported, Amber was charged with felony domestic violence over the on-air beatdown -- but according to the Chief of Seaside Police, Sammi won't be prosecuted whatsoever ... at least until Ronnie decides to press charges.

Calls to Ronnie's rep weren't returned -- but seeing as the footage was shot last summer, we're guessing he's moved on. Meanwhile, Amber still faces three years in prison.

Snooki's New Show MAJOR Toilet Paper Crisis

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Snooki is about to face off with some of the GREATEST challenges of her life -- mortgages, career decisions ... and toilet paper clean-up ... so says the outline for her new reality show obtained by TMZ.

We got our grubby little mitts on the rundown for the upcoming Snooki and Jwoww spinoff show -- and according to the docs, there's gonna be a whole lotta boozing and she-pimpin'.

The storyline -- Snooks is finally moving out of her parents' house and into a place with Jwoww -- but, (surprise!!!) she's totally unprepared to deal with actual real-life problems.

For example ... the two have their sights set on a $1.5 million pad, but they don't know what a mortgage is ... or how to write a check ... and they keep getting distracted by the "hot" mortgage broker.

But conflict erupts -- so say the docs -- because during their cohabitation, Snooki ... gasp ... "made a mess of the bathroom and didn't change the toilet paper." She also "ate a ton of Jwoww's food" ... and anyone who's ever had a roommate knows that crap don't fly.

So what will happen??? We're guessing a ton of cussing and drunken debauchery ... can't wait!!!

'Jersey Shore' Italy Trip -- Italian Group FURIOUS!

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The "Jersey Shore" road trip to Italy will only serve to make the locals look like "buffoons and bimbos" ... this according to a very pissed off Italian-American organization.

TMZ spoke to a rep for UNICO -- a massive Italian American interest group -- who tells us they're furious with MTV's decision to shoot Season 4 in the old country ... saying, "People used to go to the circus to see the freak show – that is what this will be."

The rep adds, "It will not only hurt Italians but all Americans … their outrageous, reprehensible behavior will make us look like buffoons and bimbos."

As TMZ first reported, UNICO was the first group to call for a boycott of the show -- claiming it's a "denigration" of Italian Americans.

'Jersey Shore' Cast We're Goin' to Italy!!!

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The entire "Jersey Shore" cast is finally getting THE BOOT -- because we're told the plan is to shoot Season 4 in Italy!

Sources connected to the show tell us they will be scouting locations in Italy -- similar to the way they did it in Miami -- to find the right locale.

One source connected with the show says they've already lined up some of Vinny's Italian relatives to host the "Jersey" crew for an authentic Guadagnino dinner.

And we're told ... two months ago execs began working on getting visas for the cast and crew.

Of course, the whole thing is contingent on whether the Italian government lets them in the country!!

UPDATE: MTV just confirmed our story ... Italy's the place! Arrivederci!

Snooki Begins Shooting New Reality Show

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The new Snooki/Jwoww reality show began filming yesterday -- and instead of shooting on the Jersey Shore or sunny Miami ... they shot in a snowy New York suburb 75 miles outside of NYC. Gym, shovel, laundry!

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Snooks shot scenes for her new show at her parents' house in Marlborough, NY. In the clip, she's riding in a Marlborough Fire Department car with her dad -- who's a fireman -- as they pull into the home and walk inside.

Of course, by the time MTV is done editing it ... she'll have fallen in the snow three times and pulled her father down with her ... while doing shots of tequila with three juiceheads.

Snooki vs Kim K. -- Total Eclipse of the Butt

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Now that "Jersey Shore" is racking up huge TV ratings -- some people think Snooki is pulling off the impossible ... blowing up even bigger than Kim Kardashian's all-powerful ass!

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When Snooki Met Kim K

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For a brief moment, the Earth stopped rotating on its axis and every voice ceased to be heard ... when Snooki and Kim Kardashian came face-to-face at last night's Mavericks/Nets game in New Jersey.

And soon after, all was right with the world again.

The Situation Wrangles Himself Another New Ride

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Another week, another new car for The Situation.

This time it's a 2011 Jeep Wrangler Sahara -- two of 'em, actually ... one for himself and one for his brother Marc. The cars were purchased through the boys' company MPS Entertainment and we're told Unique Autosports Miami did the customization -- which included brand new leather interiors, a sound system complete with subwoofers, and 22" rims. Total value ... about $75,000 each.

According to our source, The Sitch was inspired by Diddy who recently got a Jeep just like it.

Apparently they share a love of cars ... and nicknames.