Money

Shia LaBeouf's surprise Vegas wedding Monday with Mia Goth was no free love affair -- but it only set the actor back a few hundred bones.

Obviously, Shia's got the dough to spend wayyyy more ... but looks like he opted for the $700 Elvis Blue Hawaii package, which includes:

- Elvis officiant (with 3 serenades)
- 1 hula dancer
- 6 rose bouquet for Mia, matching boutonniere for Shia
- 10 candid ceremony prints
- Courtesy round-trip limo service from any hotel on the strip or downtown

Not exactly the royal treatment -- especially for an A-lister -- but if you're in the market, the Viva Las Vegas chapel offers just about everything a la carte. For instance, the hula dancer's $100 ... or the pink caddy WITH fog machine will run ya $175.

Take your savings and invest in real estate -- just a tip.

Anthony Anderson doesn't think people, especially his family, should believe what they read when it comes to his salary for "Black-ish."

There's a report out that Anthony makes about $100k an episode, making him one of the highest earning men on TV.

Kobe Bryant fans, here's your chance to come face-to-face with the Mamba himself (kinda) ... 'cause the NBA legend's game-worn protective face mask just hit the auction block!!

During the 2012 All-Star game, Dwyane Wade fouled Kobe hard, and broke his nose ... forcing K.B. to wear the clear face mask to protect his schnoz.

Goldin Auctions got ahold of the mask -- which comes with a letter from a member of the Lakers training staff -- that Mamba used during games in February and March of '12.

The mask hits the block Monday ... and bidding closes on October 29th.

Interested? Break out your checkbook ... 'cause it ain't gonna go cheap. The auction house tells us they expect the mask to sell for over $50k!!

Good luck!

Suge Knight's still got money in the bank and it looks like he's using some of it to pay off his $30k tax bill from the State of California.

Suge was hit with 2 tax liens -- one for $18,340.37 from 2011, and another for $11,764.92 from 2012. The Death Row honcho's still behind bars, facing a murder charge in a fatal hit-and-run back in January 2015, but according to docs he made things right with the taxman in August.

He's still a far ways off from a clean slate, but taking care of tax bills ... it's a start.

Wanna live like an NFL quarterback without having to get crushed by guys like J.J. Watt?? Now you can ... if you've got a few million dollars to throw around.

A bunch of QBs (past and present) are unloading their fancy mansions -- from RG3 to Tony Romo and Jeff Garcia ... and we've got the lowdown on all the hot real estate.

The mom from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" racked up a big fat nursing bill while recovering from a car crash, but never paid up ... so she's been hauled into court.

Lainie Kazan is on the receiving end of a small claims court lawsuit, filed by Dynamic Nursing Services, which claims she stiffed them.

You'll recall ... Lainie was in a bad crash back in April that left her in a neck brace. Dynamic Nursing says it helped nurse her back to health ... then got left hanging to the tune of $2,762.

Lainie has a court date later this month. We reached out to her ... so far no word back.

#HaveYourBundtCakeAndEatItToo

The kid who's now playing Sofia Vergara's youngest son on "Modern Family" got a fat payday for his first season ... north of $130k.

5-year-old Jeremy Maguire -- starring as Joe Pritchett in season 7 -- signed a deal for $9,000 an episode.

Joe popped up on camera for 15 of the 22 episodes last year, meaning he made $135k. He's also due for a 4% raise each year they bring him back ... and he's already shooting season 8.

Jeremy better enjoy the cash while he can -- producers have recast his character in the past ... so it could happen again.

Not all UFC fighters hate Conor McGregor -- despite what Cowboy Cerrone said this week -- but there ARE a bunch of guys jealous of Conor's huge paychecks ... so says Dominick Cruz.

Cerrone told SI Now that "all" of the UFC fighters hate McGregor -- "He's not one of the fellas. He's not a good dude."

So, we reached to Cruz -- who knows just about everyone in the UFC -- and asked for his take.

"I think what they're upset at is the fact of how much money he's made, how quickly and on his own," Cruz said.

"But that doesn't make ME hate him. That makes me try to understand the situation and make a better situation for myself."

"And to me, hating somebody, being bitter at them for making more money than me, that's only going to hold me back from doing what I want to do personally."

Smart dude -- watch the clip.

Former Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante got off pretty good now that his divorce has gone final ... considering it could've been a whole lot worse.

Sure, John's gotta fork over a onetime payment of $1.6 million to ex-wife Nicole, and pay a big chunk of her legal fees. But once that's done, John's off the hook and won't have to pay any support ... this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

Nicole also gets to keep 4 paintings from famed artist Laurie Anderson ... plus her Toyota Prius and a mini travel studio John built for her.

It's small potatoes compared to what John gets -- master recordings and musical compositions made before, during, and after their marriage. That's HUGE considering he was the guitarist on Chili's hit album "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" and co-wrote the music to "Give It Away."

The bible Tupac read while serving time at a maximum security prison is up for sale ... and it's expected to command a pretty penny, thanks to the rapper's John Hancock.

We're told a member of Tupac's family put the bible in the hands of online dealer Moments in Time -- which set the price at a cool $54k. The late rapper signed it along with his inmate number from the 9 months he spent at Clinton Correctional Facility in 1995.

You'll recall Tupac famously gave his "homeboys in Clinton Max" a shout-out in "Hail Mary."

Important note ... we're told Tupac's estate is not behind the sale. But when the bible sells we're told the family will get a bulk of the cash.

One of the most rare baseball cards EVER is about to hit the auction block ... a T206 Ty Cobb ... and it could be yours if you've got around $200,000 laying around!

The story behind the card is crazy -- a family in the South found 7 Ty Cobb tobacco cards (originally released between 1909-11) in an old paper bag while going through their great-grandfather's stuff earlier this year.

It's been dubbed by collectors as "The Lucky 7 Find." FYI, there are only 22 known Cobb T206 cards in existence.

Now, one of the cards from the paper bag is being offered up through Robert Edward Auctions -- it's been graded by PSA at 1.5 (fair condition) and we're told it's expected to fetch $200,000.

Several other cards from the haul have previously been sold for big bucks.

If you can't snatch up the Cobb -- don't worry, there's more cool stuff at the auction (which begins Friday) including:

-- 1916 Babe Ruth rookie card (estimated at $168,000)

-- 1953 Jackie Robinson game-used bat (estimated at $100,000)

-- 1951 Mickey Mantle rookie card (estimated at $150,000)

-- 1967 Roberto Clemente road jersey (estimated at $75,000)

Kim Kardashian is no faker ... we found out the stolen ring at the center of the Paris robbery really was as advertised ... insanely expensive.

Kim showed the ring off frequently, and seemed happy that media outlets were setting the value in the millions. After it was stolen, Paris authorities said it was worth $4.5 million.

Sources familiar with the case tell us ... Kim has already submitted an insurance claim, setting the value of the ring at an even $4 million.

The insurance docs describe the ring in detail ... a 20 carat emerald cut stone.

According to the docs, 13 items were taken, with a total value of $5.6 million ... significantly less than the reported $10 million or $11 million.

Omar Epps and his wife got a sweet deal on their nanny, getting her to tidy up the house and clean up after their pets too, without paying her a dime of overtime ... according to the former employee.

Alba Hernandez says she put in 8 years with Omar and his wife Keisha ... taking care of their 2 kids. But she says she also ran errands for the Epps fam and took care of their pets.

Alba says her household duties required way more than your average 9 to 5. She says she put in more than 40 hours a week, but never got any overtime. She admits she made decent money ... $65k per year, but clearly feels she would've made much more on an hourly rate.

Rap group Travis Porter knows a thing or two about making big songs -- but one woman says they know nothing about paying vocalists -- so she's suing.

TP's Billboard hit single, "Ayy Ladies," was released in 2012, and Jasmine Usher claims she was a featured voice on the track. Usher says in legal docs she was in the studio when the song was recorded and they asked her to step in the booth ... she did, but says she never saw a dime.

Truth be told, if you listen, you'll hear a female voice repeatedly say, "Yeah," but that's it.

She's asking for royalties and her cut of future profits from the song.

Kim Kardashian is finally back in Los Angeles ... safe and sound with her 2 kids.

Kim cradled Saint -- who's too freakin' adorable -- while her mom, Kris Jenner, carried North off the private jet they took Thursday from NYC to L.A. Looks like Kanye West stayed behind on the east coast ... he's resuming his tour Friday night.

As we first reported, Kim's pulling back on flaunting her wealth -- and she was clearly understated when she touched down.

As much as you can be while stepping off a G4.

Stacy Keibler has her husband's back in his war with Cam Newton -- saying the Carolina Panthers QB needs to "do the right thing" and PAY UP for the Bev Hills mansion he allegedly trashed.

TMZ Sports broke the story ... Keibler's hubby, Jared Pobre -- who manages a luxury home rental company -- claims Newton wrecked the $11 MILLION mansion where he stayed after the Super Bowl.

Pobre is demanding nearly $300,000 in damages, lost rental income and more.