The Real HOT Housewives of Futbol Players
Other than all things David Beckham related, soccer is not that hot in the U.S. ... but the wives and fiancée of some of their players sure are!
The ridiculously sexy significant others of German soccer star Bastian Schweinsteiger, French player David Trezeguet and Uruguayan stud Diego Forlán all bathed their bikini bods in the warm waters of Miami on Wednesday.
Score!
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Someone Still Finds Richard Simmons Funny
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Kim K Issues $2 Million Statement to Bret Lockett
Despite Bret Lockett's claims that they had an affair, Kim Kardashian sauntered into LAX today from London still wearing her $2 million engagement ring from Kris Humphries.
While Kim has fired off a demand letter to Lockett telling him to retract his accusations, it appears her engagement is still solid as a rock.
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Simon & Paula -- The Kiss Factor
As if all their "American Idol" squabbles never happened, Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul gave each other a big wet kiss on the lips as they arrived to "The X-Factor" auditions in New Jersey on Thursday.
With temperatures hitting triple digits, the good pals turned up the heat even more.
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Pau Gasol -- Finals? What NBA Finals?
Without the NBA championship to worry about ... L.A. Lakers star Pau Gasol kept his eye on the real prize ... his smokin' hot girlfriend Silvia Lopez.
The giant 30-year-old Spaniard and his pals soaked up the sun while on a boat in Ibiza on Thursday.
Sometimes you don't even have to be in the Finals to win.
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Flo Rida Leaves Jail ... UNDERCOVER
All of a sudden, the man who drives a $1.7 million Bugatti doesn't want you to look at him ...
Flo Rida sprung from the pokey in Miami this afternoon -- barreling through a media snapstorm with a t-shirt over his head -- less than 12 hours after he was arrested for DUI in his super-expensive car.
The rapper posted $2,000 bond -- but clearly, he's still having trouble facing reality.
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Michelle Rodriguez Life Is a Nude Beach
With her eyes safely shielded by sunglasses, a very covered up Michelle Rodriguez didn't even notice the naked couple playing behind her on the beach in Ibiza the other day.
The Spanish island has so much natural beauty.
...and TMZ subjects us to yet another Weiner story.
Why is it the people who are naked should be COVERED-UP and the people covered up should be NAKED?
Glad the lady's wearing a hat to protect her skin and all :P
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Steven Tyler Puts Up His Daisy Dukes
Wearing a pair of Haley Reinhart's "American Idol" short shorts, Steven Tyler showed off his 63-year-old smooth legs in Maui on Wednesday.
Dude looks like he's in lady pants.
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Mel Gibson -- Mending Kids
After flying down to do charity work in Guatemala yesterday, Mel Gibson visited some sick kids at a local hospital.
Gibson is doing good deeds with Mending Kids International, which provides medical care to underprivileged children.
He and estranged wife Robyn have been working with the charity for years.
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Bill Clinton & Keith Richards Rock Star Dinner
It was a sexagenarian rock star summit, as former President Bill Clinton, 64, had dinner with an upright Keith Richards, 67, of the Rolling Stones at Craft in NYC last night.
With no groupies in sight, Bill settled for taking home some leftovers.
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MAJOR Clue In Cameron Diaz Break-Up Rumor
Amidst widespread rumors of their demise ... Cameron Diaz hung out with Alex Rodriguez in Miami Beach today. So ... yeah. Probably not broken up ...
OR ARE THEY?!!?! !
Guess Whose Mangled Toe!
Gerard Butler Gives Jessica Biel a Ride
Jessica Biel jumped on the rumored hookup bandwagon by wrapping her arms around Hollywood womanizer Gerard Butler while on a motorcycle this weekend.
The cool riders played it safe by wearing protection as they rode down the Pacific Coast Highway.
While neither has confirmed the relationship, Biel's ex Justin Timberlake has been linked to everyone from Olivia Wilde, Ashley Olsen and Mila Kunis.
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'Thor' Star Shirtless God
"Thor" hunk Chris Hemsworth showed off his buff and hairless superhero muscles before heading off to surf in Newport Beach on Sunday.
When the 27-year-old hits the water it's a very ripped tide.
Scared Shirtless
Britney Spears -- Ring Pics Spark Engagement Rumors
Britney Spears was spotted out this week wearing what looks to be an engagement ring -- sending the Internet into a tizzy -- but it turns out she's been sporting the rock for some time ... and it doesn't look like an engagement ring to us.
Brit Brit was seen with the ring poking out of her sleeve (see above) when she left a spa in the Valley on Wednesday. The rumor was ... she and Jason Trawick were set to get hitched and she was going to announce it on Twitter yesterday. Instead, she just announced a tour giveaway.
As you can see from the pics above, Brit has been wearing the ring for the past six weeks, and it looks more like a flower of some kind than a giant diamond.
Doesn't seem like she's ready to walk down the aisle ... yet.
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Indiana Jones Returns to the Temple of Doom
Harrison Ford made a food run to Panda Express while out in the Pacific Palisades this week.
This decision was almost as bad "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."