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Khloe Kardashian reposted a meme today that's been going around the Internet.

Bruce Jenner will be showing off his immense huevos by competing with his son in the legendary Baja 1000 this week ... thanks to more than $1 million in sponsorships.

Bruce and Burt Jenner will attempt to tame one of the world's most dangerous off-road courses through the Mexican desert at insane speeds -- and the 5-day race ain't cheap.

Sources connected to Team Jenner tell us entry fees alone are $125K minimum, the truck cost $500K ... plus several hundred thousands more in expenses and equipment. All in, we're talking more than $1 million, but Bruce isn't spending a cent of his own dough.

Team owner Craig Potts, along with sponsors Gladiator Tires and House Beer, are putting up all the cash. We're told Burt will drive the 1st 400 miles with Bruce navigating, then Bruce will take the wheel for the 2nd leg ... and Potts gets the home stretch.

The race, which begins Wednesday, is no cake walk. X Games star Kurt Caselli was killed last year, and multiple drivers and spectators have died during the event over the years.

Buena suerte, señors!

Kim Kardashian does NOT approve of Kylie's relationship with Tyga.

Sources directly connected to Kim tell TMZ ... her issue has nothing to do with her 17-year-old sister dating a 24-year-old. In fact ... we're told Kim says she's in the dark as to whether the relationship is even physical.

But for Kim ... it boils down to allegiance. One of her good friends is Blac Chyna, Tyga's baby mama. We're told Kim feels like both Kylie and Tyga should have been more respectful and realized they were putting her in the middle of an impossible situation.

Kim made her feelings clear with the photo at French Montana's birthday party Sunday ... where she cropped Tyga out of the pic.

Kim is saying her sister in a way is violating "the code" -- you don't date the ex of someone who's close to you or a family member. That said ... Kim makes it clear she loves Kylie and has her back, but she thinks Kylie is making a bad choice.

Thanksgiving will be interesting.

Brody Jenner just went nuclear on a photog for asking a polite question about his stepsister.

It all went down at Sydney Airport after Brody arrived to a surprising amount of fanfare -- but when the photog asked him what Kim Kardashian thought of Australia ... Brody WENT OFF!

Brody rushed toward the paparazzo, but stopped short of taking him down. The outburst makes it seem like he's got a serious grudge against someone. On the surface, it might appear that he and Kim don't get along, especially cause he didn't go to her wedding -- but did attend the wedding of her ex-BF Reggie Bush.

But the more likely scenario is that Brody feels like he has his own life and is not living in the shadow of anyone else. He's also pissed off at paparazzi who ask questions about other members of his family ... namely Bruce Jenner.

Kris Jenner celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas with Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kylie, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob -- well, sort of.

Mama Jenner partied her face off at 1 OAK in Sin City for her 59th b-day with new man-squeeze Corey Gamble ... as well as Scott Disick, Alec Monopoloy and Jonathan Cheban -- but her famous kids were nowhere in sight.

So Kris took a pic with their giant heads.

Still beats that embarrassing onesie.

Bruce Jenner clearly has a strange emotional attachment to his wedding ring.

A ponytailed Bruce stepped out for coffee Thursday afternoon in Calabasas ... and we couldn't help but notice he was wearing a wedding band.

His marriage to Kris is over and out -- they've already agreed on the money split. He has some sort of new relationship/friendship with Kris' best friend, and she's clearly moved on because she's full-on dating Corey Gamble.

Bruce is a complicated guy.

His NBA career is likely over ... but Lamar Odom is still working out hard -- possibly preparing his body to reenter the dating pool.

With his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian having moved on to French Montana ... Odom has been spotted working out at an L.A. gym and running along the beach in the last few weeks.

As we previously reported, Lamar has been putting off finalizing the divorce ... but maybe the fact he's tuning up his body is a sign that he's finally ready to rebound.

Fun Fact -- today's Lamar's birthday. Happy 35th!

Kris Jenner celebrated her 59th birthday by donning a Minnie Mouse onesie at Disneyland -- but the real question ... doesn't Kris Jenner get enough attention?

Kris hit up the Happiest Place on Earth Wednesday with her grandkids and Kourtney Kardashian ... and the reality star was wearing an outfit typically worn by pre-teens.

It's safe to say ... everyone in the park knew Kris was there, and it wasn't hard to find her.

She looks good ... but certain parts, well, there ain't nothin' mini.

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana got their naughty bits together again as she grinded all over him at her sister’s 19th birthday party ... making it clear they're reuniting.

Oh, and the birthday girl -- Kendall Jenner -- got a lesson in crime and punishment! Yeah, we're talking about a stripper cop.

The first car accident Kylie Jenner ever had just scored her another milestone -- her first big fat lawsuit.

Kylie's being sued for the 3-car pileup she allegedly started back in August 2013 -- just 18 days after her 16th birthday. TMZ broke the story ... Kylie was driving a Mercedes G-Wagon when a witness says she slammed into the back of a car stopped in traffic.

According to the lawsuit, Kylie started a chain reaction ... hitting a Toyota ... which then rear-ended a Subaru. The woman who was driving the Subaru is suing her for being a negligent driver. She's also suing Kris Jenner because they believe she was the registered owner of the Mercedes.

The woman's attorney tells us she suffered injuries to her neck and back.

Relevant note: Kylie was involved in another accident almost a year later -- this time in a Range Rover -- though it wasn't clear whether she caused that one.

We've been told Khloe Kardashian and French Montana are back together, and just as we were about to post the story we got this video making it clear ... yeah, they're definitely banging again.

Khloe and French were at Kendall's 19th birthday party at a home in Bel Air, and you can see from the video ... Khloe grinded him down good. They broke up in September, but we're told they have been seeing each other for about a week.

As for Kendall ... she celebrated her last year as a teen by getting whipped by a stripper ... and it's clear she got the Kardashian special.

Good times.

Bruce Jenner has been taunted where he golfs everyday ... by a few jerks who think Bruce's new look doesn't belong on the links or in the locker room.

Sources connected with Bruce tell TMZ ... almost everyone who golfs with Bruce at his country club in Thousand Oaks has been gracious ... but several people are acting like 14-year-old boys.

In one case ... a golfer passed Bruce on the green and screamed out, "How's your d**k" ... suggesting it might not be there much longer. Bruce was cool -- he laughed and responded by pointing to his crotch and saying, "It's right here. It hasn't worked in 20 years."

Another guy heckled Bruce in the locker room, mocking his ombre hairstyle and threatening to cut it off.

Bruce still goes to the club religiously, and most people treat him warmly and with respect.

As for the 2 idiots ... it's 2014, and people have a right to live their lives the way they want as long as they don't hurt anyone. And Bruce can probably kick their asses in golf.

Bruce Jenner showed his true colors in Malibu Wednesday.

Bruce 86'd the fire engine red nail polish he sported just a day earlier. It's unclear why ... the polish looked professional and usually lasts a lot longer than a day.

Maybe it was part of a Halloween costume. Or maybe he just wanted it for a day. Lots of maybes.

Bruce Jenner treated himself to a fresh coat for his 65th birthday.

Jenner was tooling around Malibu Tuesday when he lit up a cigarette, revealing the fire engine red nails.

It looks like he nailed up to celebrate the milestone ... his nails were unpainted earlier in the day.

Kris Jenner has another imposter on her hands ... this time a guy claiming to be the man she's banging.

Kris is dating a guy named Corey Gamble, so when another website snagged an interview with a dude claiming to be Corey they were all ears.

The guy then spilled some pretty juicy details about his relationship with Kris ... saying they were having great sex. He also says he's a kept man, because she gladly pays for everything. And to make things even more interesting ... he says Kylie is living with Tyga.

Here's the thing. We found out the guy is NOT Corey ... he's a phony who talks a good game. One clue ... in the interview the guy says he hasn't spoken with his mom about the relationship but thinks she'd disapprove. Corey's mom is dead.

As for the real deal ... as we reported Kris and Corey -- who works as one of Justin Bieber's road managers -- are indeed dating. We're told Kris is telling people it hasn't gotten physical.

They're definitely spending a lot of time together. The photo was taken as they left a Malibu sushi joint Monday night.