The Kardashians

Kris Jenner doesn't care her new boyfriend's ex claims he's a stalker ... because the BF has convinced Kris she's crazy.

Corey Gamble's ex got a restraining order against him in 2010, claiming he followed her everywhere, manhandled her and left bruises, and even called OnStar to track her car.

But Kris is telling all her friends ... she knows stalkers since she and her family have had more than their share ... and Corey doesn't fit the profile.

Her reasoning is interesting ... she says he's a "background guy" who doesn't look for publicity or notoriety. She adds he works as a tour manager for Justin Bieber and never tried exploiting that relationship.

We're told Corey gave her a heads up long before stories surfaced about the restraining order against him, and he convinced Kris the chick never had a case against him and the only reason it's coming up now is because she wanted to make a quick buck from the tabloids.

Tyga pulled a no-show for a club appearance when the place shot down his demands to get his underage GF Kylie Jenner into the West Hollywood hot spot.

Sources at Greystone Manor tell TMZ ... Tyga begged and pleaded with promoters to get 17-year-old Kylie admitted -- calling several times throughout the day. We're told he even pushed his arrival time to 1:30 AM while trying to negotiate Kylie's entry.

When the club wouldn't budge -- y'know, because of the law and stuff -- he bailed.

We're told Tyga pulling out of the event pissed off a liquor sponsor in a big way. The club is trying to reschedule, but since the 21-and-over rule isn't changing ... seems pretty hopeless.

They may wanna call him back ... in four years.

There've been lots of Photoshopped iterations of Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine shoot -- but only one man has dared to drop trou and put his real butt on blast.

Showman Jeff Beacher adorned himself in a wig, pearls and black lacy gloves in his homage to KK. The owner of the MGM Grand party palace Beacher's Madhouse showed no shame and no mercy.

Kylie Jenner is getting to know the entire LAPD police force one by one ... because another cop just pulled her over and wrote her up.

The 17-year-old was driving her Range Rover in the San Fernando Valley when the patrol officer lit her up because her tail lights were not up to code. The whip was tricked out and the black covers over the red tail lights didn't cut it.

The non-moving violation is the latest in a string of vehicular hijinks ... she's been in 2 accidents, ticketed 3 times and sued once.

At least she's not dating a 24-year-old. Oh, wait ...

Can't ya just see it -- Kim Kardashian, Kim's ass ... and the rest of the family taking their place in history by starring in one of those legendary 5-part Ken Burns documentaries?!!

Yeah, he can't either, but what the hell ... let's give it a shot. Move over Roosevelts, and make room for ... The Kardashians!

Ray J has a knack for making money when Kim Kardashian gets naked ... and he hit the jackpot again with last week's nude photos.

The photos triggered renewed interest in "Kim K Superstar," and our sources at Vivid Entertainment say sales of the video have dramatically spiked ... so much so, Ray J will pocket $50K from the last week alone ... way up from what's he's been getting.

Ray has been getting around $90K every 3 months, so this is a real ass-tronomical increase.

Steve Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, tells TMZ, the most recent spike makes "Kim K Superstar" the biggest selling celebrity sex tape of all time.

Until last week, the title holders were Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.

Following up "The Roosevelts" with "The Kardashians" makes perfect sense to our photog, but renowned and awesome documentarian Ken Burns wants no part of Kim and company ... because they've accomplished NOTHING.

Burns was out and about in downtown D.C. Monday when Colin pitched the idea ... but Burns had trouble hiding his contempt.

Even MORE shots fired in Michelle Beadle's war on Kim Kardashian ... and it's all on video.

Beadle already blasted the reality star on Twitter last week over the nude shots for Paper Magazine -- and this weekend at LAX, Beadle made it clear she isn't backing off.

"What else is she gonna do? She's got no talent," Beadle said.

"She doesn't have anything else to show off ... so I get why she's doing it."

"And photoshop's wonderful."

So far, no word from Kim on the situation.

Bruce Jenner got tossed into a Mexican ditch, and is lucky to be alive ... after wrecking his million dollar ride in the legendary Baja 1000 off-road race.

Bruce and his son Burt Jenner were taking part in the brutal competition -- in which multiple drivers and spectators have been killed -- when their suped up truck rolled on Thursday.

We're told Bruce was behind the wheel around mile 170 ... when he veered into the ditch and ripped off the power steering line. He and Burt had to wait a few hours for their crew to make it to their location.

As we previously reported ... sponsors and investors sunk a million bucks into the truck so Bruce and Burt could race.

During the break, the Jenners drank beer and ate pizza with some locals. When the crew showed up the team leader said they'd have to pull out of the race because -- keeping it real -- they lost too many hours after the wreck. They had no chance of winning.

At least Bruce still has his gold medal.

When Kim Kardashian struck her bare-assed #breaktheinternet pose ... she probably wasn't thinking about coffee. Or diarrhea. Luckily, someone else did.

And now we proudly present the Brown Ribbon winner from this year's Cannes Film Festival! Très bien, Mademoiselle Kardashian-West.

The so-called "untouched" pics of Kim Kardashian's ass circulating online are not real ... this according to the magazine that published the real deal.

The pics that are circulating show what everyone expects to see ... dimplings, rolls, a wider waist and stretch marks. The pic on the left is almost a cartoon version of reality. The pic on the right is a little better, just showing uneven cheeks.

A rep for Paper Magazine tells TMZ none of the photos are authentic. The Chief Creative Officer for the mag said on TMZ Live ... none of the Photoshopping they did was drastic.

The fakes going around are all over the place ... some make her ass look bigger, others make it look smaller.

Size matters.

Kim Kardashian took her Internet-breaking ass out in Beverly Hills last night ... prompting new talk about whether the instantly famous cover shot is Photoshopped -- or how MUCH it was Photoshopped.

Kim stopped and posed for pics outside Kendall James Salon -- but the best part of this video is when she's walking away ... because it's video, and we KNOW it hasn't been altered.

Admittedly, it's not the perfect comparison -- she's wearing clothes, after all -- but it's worth a look ... a long hard look.

Kris Humphries is still being harassed over his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian ... with an entire section of Toronto Raptors fans starting a "Kanye" chant to troll him during a recent NBA game.

TMZ Sports has the footage showing Humphries at the free throw line during Friday's Wizards vs. Raptors game in Toronto.

The chant worked. Humphries missed the shot ... and the crowd went insane.

It's not the first time Kris has been trolled about the marriage -- in fact, Kanye himself took a shot at Kris right when he started dating Kim ... rapping that Kris was lucky Yeezy's pal Jay Z didn't drop him from the team he was on at the time.

For the record, it's been THREE YEARS since Kris and Kim broke up.

Kim Kardashian just revealed the whole enchilada.

More pics just surfaced from the Paper Magazine photo shoot with famed photog Jean-Paul Goude. The pics were taken in Sept. during Paris Fashion Week.

We've learned this pic was taken after the now-famous ass photo, when Kim decided to put everything on display.

As we reported ... this is Kim's last stand before getting pregnant again, which she plans to do shortly.

Her big thing was to show the world how she bounced back after giving birth to North West.

So ... ESPN host Michelle Beadle took a shot at Kim Kardashian and her big fat ass.

After Kim K posted her brand new naked pic, Beadle went to Twitter to mock the reality star.

"Just purchased $633 in baby oil and performed an at-home lobotomy...let's do this. #BreakTheInternet #MoonRiver."

She later added ... "Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet? #CometLanding."

Beadle isn't the only celebrity to go after Kim -- Chelsea Handler implied Kim's ass is fake and Naya Rivera also threw shade ... saying, "You're someone's mother."

Kim Kardashian's ass is the biggest news in the world today -- and that's only somewhat overstated -- but her wallet remains the same size ... because we know she got bupkis for the pic.

Our sources at Paper Magazine say ... Kim's sole motivation was working with famed photog Jean-Paul Goude. The mag does not have the money to pay Kim her market value, so compensation was never really an option.

We now know the shoot went down during Paris Fashion Week in September. The plan was to shoot just one cover, but she and JPG hit it off so well they "got creative" and shot a lot more.

We're told there'll be more pics coming out later this week.