Vacations

A super slim Christian Bale and his family got their amusement park on ... but nobody was more amused than the woman who finally saw her "love" in real life.

Christian, his wife and kids were getting off the Storybook Land Canal Boats at Disneyland Friday when a fangirl spotted "The Dark Knight" actor and had a mini freakout ... see, it really is the happiest place on Earth.

As we reported ... Bale's back in thin body form, which we saw last month when he was on vacay with his family in Italy.

His current look is a far cry from how he looked last year ... when he bulked up and buzzed his hair to channel Dick Cheney for the upcoming biopic "Backseat." Pretty drastic transformation ... but we all know it's kind of Christian's thing.

And, we have a feeling no matter how he looks ... his Disneyland fan would still love him.

Kourtney Kardashian might have just turned Cabo San Lucas into the 8th Wonder of the World ... porque ay Dios mio that bikini bod is FUEGO!!

Kourtney hit up the popular resort town in Mexico with a few gal pals ... strutting what her mama gave her in a super revealing leopard print bikini. She's no doubt breaking necks left and right ... anyone trying to admire what Younes apparently didn't appreciate. #SMH

Check out the pics ... Kourtney struck several poses for her posse to snap pics. #NoFilter?

BTW ... Kourtney here might have put to rest the debate about who is the most bangable Kardashian.

10:04 AM PT -- Sources close to Blaine tell TMZ they're not dating and they've been friends for 20-plus years.

Round of applause for David Blaine ... dude produced a relationship outta thin air with super model Naomi Campbell, or so it seems.

48-year-old Naomi showed off her insane bod in this tiny bikini while cruising on a luxury yacht Tuesday in the south of France. Naomi's there with the famous magician who got some serious face-to-face with her. If they're dating, it's news to us but they sure do seem close.

Naomi did what super models do best ... strut her stuff for the camera. Selfies count.

David took a dip, but check out how he literally rose above the water. Haven't seen that on camera yet.

Kim Kardashian West is teaching her kids how to live it up in Miami ... which should always include some time spent on a luxury sea vessel.

KKW brought her oldest children -- North and Saint -- onboard Miami mogul David Grutman's yacht Thursday ... and had her finest hot pink, skin-tight Chanel catsuit on to chase 'em around.

North matched her mom with some pink shorts, and Saint looked absolutely adorable rocking a captain's hat.

Also on the yacht were family friends Jonathan Cheban, Larsa Pippen and her daughter Sophia.

Here's the best zip file we've seen in years -- thanks to Halsey's bikini.

The singer rocked this awesome zippered 2-piece while relaxing with friends in Tulum, Mexico ... off the Caribbean coastline.

Besides the insane physique and the cool fashion, check out the water in the pics -- crystal clear in front of a jungle background with some cliffs that you KNOW you gotta jump off of.

Here's proof they DO make bikes big enough for Shaquille O'Neal!!

The NBA Hall of Famer felt the urge to go on a bike ride during his vacation in Nassau, Bahamas on Wednesday ... so he ducked into a local shop and asked for the biggest 2-wheeler they got.

The shop delivered -- and Diesel was so happy, the 7'1" giant took the whip out for a quick cruise around the neighborhood ... while wearing some amazing floral-pattern shorts!

As we've previously reported ... Shaq loves his 2-wheelers, but usually has to get them customized to fit his gigantic body size.

Jeremy Meeks and Chloe Green's baby boy is already living in the lap of luxury -- the perks of having a billionaire grandpa.

The "Hot Felon" and the Topshop heiress were spotted on a mega yacht Tuesday, off Turkey ... and we got our first good look at their newborn son, Jayden. The yacht -- named Lionheart -- belongs to Chloe's dad.

We're told Meeks' older son, Jeremy Jr., was also aboard the vessel. As you'll recall ... he got primary custody of Jr. in a deal he struck with his ex-wife, Melissa, in June.

Once the kids were away though, Jeremy's attention turned back to his hot baby mama ... and her booty.

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson still haven't come up for air ... 'cause they're still sucking face in Mexico with Kendall Jenner and Ben Simmons in tow.

Khloe, Tristan, Kendall, Ben and a bunch of friends hit up the popular resort town of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico where we're certain there's TONS of action ... based on the pics -- a little swimming in the pool, a dip in the ocean, some jet skiing and PDA-packed sessions.

Sylvester Stallone and his beautiful family were soaking up the sun in Baja California ... hitting another vacation hot spot during the Summer of Sly.

Sly and his daughter, Sistine, kicked off their Mexican beach vacay with a dip in the hot tub and some sunbathing in Cabo San Lucas. That's 20-year-old Sistine in the white bikini. As they say south of the border -- que linda!

The Stallones have been stamping their passports this summer ... looking hot on a yacht in the French Riviera.

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson stuck out like a sore thumb (or a green thumb?) this weekend in Mexico -- partly due to wardrobe ... not to mention the company they kept.

The two parents were partying at La Santa nightclub in Puerto Vallarta -- sans True, of course -- very early Saturday morning, where Khloe wore a bright green highlighter dress ... and Tristan stood at his usual 6'9". Safe to say, you couldn't miss 'em if you were there.

Speaking of which ... one guy who definitely didn't pass up a chance to chat the couple up was 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis. He was hanging out as well.

The Kardashians -- and tons of other celebs -- have been known to frequent Joe's nearby Punta Mita oceanfront estate. He reportedly hit a snag last year though after a judge ruled he couldn't profit off the property anymore due to alleged fraudulent activity ... but Joe's refuted that saying "It is business as usual at Casa Aramara in Punta Mita Mexico."

Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef are more than just two peas in a pod -- they're a couple of heartthrobs on a barca.

The Latin pop singer was hanging with his hubby Saturday on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy -- where they were both rockin' some sweet trunks and going shirtless on what looks like a super relaxing vacay. No sign of their twin boys here ... so it might be dads' day out.

The question now ... who's studlier?? Ricky's got the casual bro look going for him, but Jwan's kinda got the classic summer beach boy thing working too. We gotta ask ...

These stars in swimsuits are getting coco-nuts in tropical locations this summer ... crack open our gallery of husky hotties with coconuts to get right down to the meat of the matter!

Barack Obama has officially transcended presidential popularity -- 'cause he's now getting treated like a top-tier A-list powerhouse who just wrapped an epic concert or something.

44 was dining with Michelle Monday night at The Cardboard Box restaurant in Oak Bluffs, where he eventually came out to face a mob of people who'd gathered just for them.

Barack was graceful in his exit, waving at the crowd before hopping into his car and being driven away. But, man ... listen to these folks lose their freakin' minds over seeing the ex-POTUS. You'd think JC had come back or something. Sheesh!

4:17 PM PT -- Younes has taken to social media to clap back at the pics suggesting he was boo'd up with Jordan, saying she's nothing more than a friend. Looks like Kourt's sisters aren't buying it though. Khloe commented on his responses, saying she's "heard it all before" -- and Kim praised the pics from his "boys trip," adding a Pinocchio nose emoji.

Younes Bendjima's relationship with Kourtney Kardashian has gone south ... and now, so has he -- heading to Mexico to bang hot senoritas and we've got the pics.

Check out Younes in Mexico Monday ... chasing around a smokin' hot non-Kardashian normie (who we're told is BFF's with Johnny Manziel's wife, Bre Tiesi). The woman is Jordan Ozuna, a former Hooters waitress who dated Tyga and Justin Bieber.

Our sources tell us ... it was Kourtney who pulled the plug on the relationship -- but, judging by the rebound pics, Senor Bendjima ain't too broken up about it. They've also both unfollowed the other on Instagram.

Remember -- Bendjima took a lot of heat for a nasty comment he left on a booty pic Kourtney posted last month -- but we're told it wasn't the reason for their split.

Kardashian and Younes started dating back in 2016 when she met the Givenchy and Balmain model at a bar during Paris Fashion Week, just before Kim's robbery.

The two were most recently spotted together on a trip to Italy with Kourtney's kids.

As for Kourt's baby daddy, Scott Disick ... he and 19-year-old Sofia Richie are still goin' strong ... and Richie turns 20 later this month.

Leonardo DiCaprio wanted to make sure he could see clearly underwater while vacationing in Italy with his Argentinian girlfriend -- and by the looks of her ... we understand why.

Leo and his model boo, Camila Morrone, were snorkeling in Nerano, where the couple threw on their flippers and goggles for a peek under the deep blue.

It's kinda funny ... LDC stayed rockin' his full snorkel getup for a solid minute aboard the boat they were on, while Camila opted for an au naturel look, front and back. Seeing how she was nearby for the nosedive ... ya can't blame him for wanting a clear view.