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Sorry you creepy weirdos ... Joe Jonas did NOT record a raunchy sex tape with his Swiss model GF ... despite reports to the contrary ... Joe's rep tells TMZ.

Reports have been circulating that Joe -- who once wore a purity ring espousing his virginity -- filmed himself doing the nasty with gf Blanda Eggenschwiler while under the influence of pot and alcohol. The reports claim the sex footage features some crazy BDSM stuff, including paddles and ball gags.

But Joe's rep tells TMZ, it's total BS ... no such tape exists.

Mykelti Williamson gave us an awesome performance in "Forrest Gump" ... AND hundreds of ways to cook shrimp! So, we had to know if HE remembers Bubba's best recipes.

It would be the most epic duet of all time ... Michael Buble and Will Ferrell singing a big band version of "Boats 'N Hoes" -- and Buble tells us, he's already on board ... IN THE FORM OF SONG.

You gotta watch the clip ... Buble's on his way into LAX when he tells us Will Ferrell is, hands down, the celeb he wants to duet with because he loves "Boats 'N Hoes" (below) from Ferrell's movie "Step Brothers."

At which point Buble bursts into his jazz pop version of the hilarious rap song ... you have to see it. Our cameraman joins in ... but he should probably keep his day job.

So far, no word if Ferrell's up for the challenge.

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Shauna Sand likes putting inanimate objects in her mouth ... diamond studs.

With the help of New York dentist Dr. Dean Vafiadis holding back her luscious plump lips, the 41-year-old mother of three showed off her shiny new grill Wednesday in Manhattan.

While she claims her ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas owes her over $42K in child support, the Lucite-heel wonder still managed to scrape together enough for the ridiculous dental jewelry. In her defense, it was pretty cheap ... $60 a tooth.

With her mouth full of bling, let's hope she's careful swallowing.

Charlie Sheen's the real bully in his craptastic fued with L.A.'s elite Viewpoint School, and 2 companies specializing in poo have offered their help in putting a plug in the poo pandemonium.

You'll recall, Charlie issued a call to arms to his millions of fans last week ... telling them to smear dog feces on his daughter's former L.A. private school after it did nothing to stop a classmate from teasing her (so Charlie claims). Viewpoint says it took appropriate action.

Now, two companies that specialize in poop-related services have sworn to help the school in case Sheen fans act out.

A rep for Yodish*t.com -- which lets you send poo in the mail to your friends -- tells TMZ, they've suspended all orders to L.A. schools after seeing a recent upsurge in L.A. school poo deliveries.

The rep says, "We believe that education is the fertilizer of life and that schools and their youth are best served by being bulls**t-free zones."

Meanwhile, a rep for Doody Calls -- which specializes in dog poo removal -- has pledged its cleaning services to Viewpoint in the event a rogue Sheen fanatic goes poo wild.

As we reported, Charlie has since backed off his call to arms ... claiming it was merely metaphoric.

We finally found out why NBA superstar (and non-Jewish person) Steve Nash made an appearance at Bar Mitzvah in L.A. last weekend ... and it was all made possible thanks to one of the RICHEST men on the planet.

Turns out, the boy who became a man is 13-year-old Mike Feinberg -- and his daddy Jeff is a very wealthy person.

How wealthy, you ask? Well, Mr. Jeffrey Feinberg is a big-shot hedge fund manager who worked as an executive at Soros Fund Management -- as in, billionaire George Soros ... the wealthiest hedge fund manager in the world.

After a couple of years kicking ass and raking in billions for the hedge fund, Jeff branched off and ran his own investment company -- and it seems he did pretty well, 'cause back in 2009, he was reportedly in the hunt to buy a stake in the Brooklyn Nets.

Sources close to Feinberg tell us ... Jeff is a huge basketball fan with a TON of NBA friends -- including Mr. Nash.

Jeff's wife Stacey ain't exactly a nobody either ... she's the daughter of legendary sports agent Bob Woolf ... whose client list included Larry Bird, Doug Flutie, John Havlicek and even Larry King.

Macklemore knows ... when you can't find a partner to get you into the Mile High Club, ya gotta take matters into your own hands.

The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone ... something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days.

Macklemore admitted he'd never actually done the deed with another person ... but revealed he has performed 1st Class service on himself ... in the lavatory, of course.

Someone gave Dave Navarro the hook ... in his back ... and it's on video ... and it's really gnarly.

The Jane's Addiction guitarist was at "Vampire Club Wednesdays" at Room 86 in Hollywood last week ... when he dangled himself from meat hooks ... literally pierced through his back ... and then swung wildly around the room.

Fun fact: The hook is supported by your skin, which stretches to accommodate the moves. The non-faint of heart have hooked themselves in the chest, the knees and the arms.

Attention "Breaking Bad" fanatics ... here's your chance to pay WAY TOO MUCH for the crappy Toyota owned by Aaron Paul's character Jesse Pinkman on the show ... because TMZ has learned, it's going to be sold off at a New Mexico car dealership.

It's a 1984 Toyota Tercel ... market value: roughly $500 ... but you can bet your ass this car's gonna go for a whole lot more because it was used in the production of the show.

The car's currently on display at Mike Faris Auto Wholesale in Albuquerque, New Mexico -- near where "Breaking Bad" was shot -- and there's a sign on the windshield that reads, "Jesse's car as seen on 'Breaking Bad' ... Make offer."

Faris tells us, the car was originally leased from him by production ... but now that the show's over, they've returned it ... so he's putting it up for sale.

Faris tells TMZ, he's under strict orders from Sony Pictures Television NOT to sell the car until the final BB episode airs this summer ... but people are already making offers. Unfortunately, Farris says he's unable to consider any offer until Sony's deadline has passed.

Disclaimer: Mike says he's not 100% sure if the car he's selling actually appears on screen ... since producers shot multiple versions of the same car ... but it definitely was used in production.

SPOILER ALERT!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE NOT UP TO SPEED ON BREAKING BAD!!!

Faris says he's also planning to sell the car Mike Ehrmantraut was killed in last season ... which should fetch a pretty penny.

You now regret ignoring our spoiler alert.

When you're Alicia Keys you don't just hire regular ol' movers to get your fancy crap out of your $15-million NYC penthouse -- NO, you hire a construction crane to get the job done.

Alicia and her husband Swizz Beatz recently sold their SoHo condo (the one she bought from Lenny Kravitz back in 2010) and started the moving process this week -- a tall order in jam-packed Manhattan.

It's clear from the pics, Alica's a problem-solver ... rather than have her stuff -- which filled 6,000 square feet -- lugged down stairs or elevators, she hired a crane (which can run over $1,000 / day) to fast track her goods to the ground. Pretty baller.

"Cosby Show" star Malcolm-Jamal Warner learned the hard way ... you can't block a highway down South whenever you please -- 'cause cops'll be all over your face faster than puddin' pops on a hot summer day.

McIntosh County Sheriff's department in Georgia tells TMZ, Malcolm and a group of people appeared to be shooting some kind of commercial in the middle of I-95 Friday ... causing a huge traffic jam.

According to law enforcement, deputies questioned Malcolm and discovered he had no permits to shoot, especially on the interstate ... so they handed out $95 tickets to each person involved.

Since they were out of state drivers, we're told Malcolm and his crew had to pay the tickets immediately at the station.

Not required, but clearly appreciated ... the photos (above) Malcolm took with deputies.

Nobody wants to pay for a Casey Anthony interview ... but there IS someone who's offered to pay $10,000 in order to keep the alleged child murderer SILENT for the rest of her life ... TMZ has learned.

According to new court documents filed in Anthony's bankruptcy case, Casey's camp has received a $10k offer from a man hoping to obtain exclusive rights to Casey's life story.

But the buyer doesn't want to make a movie, put her on TV or write a book -- the docs explain his sole motivation is to "prevent Ms. Anthony or others from publishing or profiting from her story in the future."

The man seeking to purchase the rights is James M. Schober -- and as far as we can tell, he's just a random guy with no ties to Anthony or her family.

The trustee handling the bankruptcy case has been tasked with identifying anything of value that can be used to pay back the $800k Casey owes her creditors.

As far as we can see, there's no way the judge will green-light Schober's plan. First, even Casey doesn't have the exclusive right to her story -- someone could write an unauthorized biography. Besides that ... there's no way a judge would force the sale of thoughts in Casey's head.

It's very weird ... but the bankruptcy trustee is totally into selling Casey's story, because he's asking the court if he can create a bidding war.

Judge Judy's beef with the ex-wife of her producer has settled ... and Judy won't have to pay a penny ... TMZ has learned.

We broke the story ... Patric Jones sued Judy, complaining the judge and her ex conspired to screw her out of uber-expensive china and flatware with an estimated replacement value of more than $500,000. The divorce judge said the stuff Judy has is worth around $125,000.

Judge bought the dishes from producer Randy Douthit for the bargain basement price of $50,000.

Patric's lawyer, Perry Wander, tells TMZ ... the case is over. Patric will pay Randy $12,500 and she gets the dishes and stuff.

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Kathie Lee Gifford doesn't shave her vagina ... in fact, she looks down on people who do (people like Hoda Kotb) ... and the only reason we know it is because she talked all about her hoo-hah hair care ON LIVE TV!!!

Kathie Lee and Hoda were talking pubes on "Today" Friday morning ... and discussing if certain personality traits fall in line with how a woman manicures her special area.

Kathie Lee made it clear ... she rocks the full vagina-fro ... and she's damn proud of it.

Hoda on the other hand ... not so much.

This video is SOOOOOO good!!!!

Some schmuck was harassing a human-robot street performer in Australia ... when the robot was overcome with the human emotion ... RAGE!!!

Someone ripped a page outta the Bart Simpson playbook this week to prank an L.A. weatherman ... asking for a birthday shout-out for "Hugh Janus" ... and it went down PERFECTLY!!!

Ya gotta see this ... KTLA weatherman Henry DiCarlo was giving his usual TV shout-outs for birthdays, anniversaries, etc. ... when he read the name of a supposed 10-year-old boy named "Hugh Janus."

That's when the two anchors LOST IT ... instantly realizing DiCarlo had been pranked and laughing their faces off.

Eventually, one of the anchors let DiCarlo in on the joke ... "I think it was one of those trick names and you fell for it."

Once DiCarlo realized he'd been tricked he admitted, "I got punked" ... adding, "Hopefully there's not a 10-year-old really with that name out there."