You Might Want to Rethink

One of the trendoid replicants gave herself away by wearing an Ed Hardy hat. No one with half a brain would be caught still wearing one of those!

While at Hennessey's Tavern in Dana Point, Calif. on Sunday, it looked like the 46-year-old former NBA star parked his graffitied, gas-guzzling urban assault vehicle in a handicap accessible spot. Well, he has always been a little special!

Rodman's rep tells TMZ, "Dennis would never do something like that, and he was driven around all weekend . His driver might have done it and left the car there for a short time. Dennis would never do something like that." So, allegedly, there is something he won't do!

TMZ's buddy, John, was kind enough to send us some additional pix of Rodman's wacky ride!

The 41-year-old wore her best quilted patchwork Granny gown -- and Mouseketeer ponytails -- to a premiere on Walton's Mountain in L.A. on Tuesday. "M-I-C-K-E-WHY?!"

With a black hat, oversized Mary-Kate shades and Cruella De Vil red leather gloves, the 43-year-old made her way to her Soho hotel -- but not before bumming a smoke from a fan. Surgeon General Warning: befriending Courtney can be hazardous to your health!

Like a true rock star, and oblivious to New York State law, Courtney walked into the Mercer Hotel with lit cig in hand. The People vs. Courtney Love!

ABC "World News Now" anchors Ryan Owens and Taina Hernandez had a hard time keeping straight faces while reporting the alleged suicide attempt of comic actor Owen Wilson. The on air duo couldn't stop laughing while announcing Wilson's dramatic ordeal.

What had the two chuckleheads so giggly? It turns out that Owens and Hernandez have the maturity of 9-year-olds, and thought that the last name of Wilson's uncle -- Hoe -- was hilarious.

New developments in Lil' Kim's driving drama: A source who was at the scene of Kim's Thursday night pull-over tells TMZ that Crazy Kim told cops that the license plate-free car was a gift from her boyfriend (Ray J?). Kim said that her man sent the Lamborghini on a flatbed from California to NYC. Kimmy then told cops that in California, cars don't need to display license plates. Oh really?

Kim's story changed once more when she told police that she was actually licensed to drive in New Jersey but forgot her license. Turns out she's not licensed anywhere.

Layered in a street-friendly fur-lined hoodie, Dick Tracy's old fedora, a blue Mennonite dress, '80s leggings, a pair of Goodwill lace-less men's oxfords, and carrying a gargantuan white sack that can hold all of one's belongings, ScarJo made her way through Heathrow airport on Thursday. *Attention passengers ... The Notting Hill Women's Shelter shuttle is now available outside Baggage Claim B ... Baggage Claim B*

Will star in Woody Allen film for food!

Sporting one of her signature mishmosh outfits, which included a hat leftover from the "Annie Hall" wardrobe department, a Santa Claus belt, Bed, Bath and Beyond issued skirt, and Jason Voorhees' "Friday the 13th" motorcycle boots, the 61-year-old beaut showed up to the construction site of her new Beverly Hills home on Tuesday.

It's a hard hat area, indeed!

L. Boogie was performing in Brooklyn at the 25th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Concert Series

Monday -- where she was spotted wearing an '80s remix of Grace Jones crazy meets Ronald McDonald rouge with a dibble-dabble of Thriller era Jacko. Who's baaaad?!

After hittin' up the forest moon of Endor for her Ewok-inspired hair-don't, neo-soul "Bag Lady" Erykah Badu scurrred up the crowd at Miami's Chakra Lounge on Saturday. Return of the Jedi!

Ol' girl needs a gardener not a hairstylist! Think ya better call Tyrone!

The wayward mother of two took her eldest son, Sean Preston, for a spin in her convertible Mini Cooper on Tuesday, and was snapped crossing the double yellow line while attempting to get back on the right side of the road. From train wreck to car wreck!

This isn't the first time Brit has been caught making major flubs in her Mini Coop! Last year, an uproar ensued after Spears was photographed driving a then eight-month-old Sean P in the back -- in a front facing child seat.

TMZ has learned audiences at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood were shocked and awed last week, after axed Season One "American Idol" co-host Brian Dunkleman (memba him? no?) went on a tirade against Ryan Seacrest. Girls behaving badly!

During his set, Dunkleman, now an alleged comedian, poked fun at his stint on "Idol," but when he began making inappropriate comments like, "If wishes came true Ryan Seacrest would have AIDS," the laughter stopped faster than it does at a screening of "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry."

We're told the sad sap went on to spew that Seacrest "probably already has AIDS." Because, really, what's funnier than incurable life-threatening epidemics?! Luckily, once Dunkleman was done with his vicious diatribe, other comics like Godfrey brought life back into the room by actually being funny!

TMZ has learned that Britney's self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was a complete disaster. We're told that the photos are so bad, execs at the magazine are, at this moment, trying to decide whether to report what actually happened -- or sanitize the truth to protect the pop train wreck.

According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career."

Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y'all!

We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!

TMZ has obtained a photo of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie on the set of "The Simple Life," with one-time Oscar nominee Sally Kirkland in full-on blackface and an afro! Cards and letters to Ms. Kirkland! As TMZ reported in May, Nicole talked Kirkland, who plays a drama teacher, into donning the controversial getup to portray Lionel Richie in an episode of the reality show. Paging Rev. Al!

Twenty-three years after Vince Neil drove drunk and had an accident that killed his passenger, Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley of Hanoi Rocks, he has launched a new line of tequila called Tres Rios. Motley Crude!

After the 1984 accident, the Motley Crue frontman served just 30 days in jail (and people think Paris got off easy!). Now he wants to serve you Silver, Anejo and Reposado tequilas. Talk about a worm!

Regarding the tragic accident, Neil was recently quoted as saying, "I don't endorse drinking and driving. I endorse driving responsibly. I made a tragic mistake that cost one of my dear friends his life."

When life gives you lemons, make margaritas?!