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With a ratty blonde mohawk weave, enough drag makeup to make any 4 AM Hollywood Blvd. streetwalker jealous and some sort of loud Hawaiian print blazer, Dennis Rodman hit up "The All-Star Celebrity Apprentice" finale in New York City on Sunday ... looking like the bastard love child of Rupaul and Tina Turner in "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

The 52-year-old former NBA star turned clown finally managed to do something worse than vacation with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

He is the United States embarrassador.

Dwyane Wade and LeBron James really are gunning for the NBA playoffs.

The massive Miami Heat superstars took time out from practicing for this week's playoffs to show off their rock hard buff shirtless pecs, arms and abs on the beach in Miami this weekend.

Unfortunately, the A-list ballers will have to put on jerseys to battle the Indiana Pacers in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals on Wednesday.

Missy Elliott sure knows how to work it.

Here's the 26-year-old female rapper back in 1998 (left) -- and 15 years later, the 41-year-old gettin' her freak on at an event in Las Vegas this week (right).

She's supa dupa fly.

We already love Mariann Gavelo's redonkulous ass -- and now we love it even more -- because the smokin' hot actress tells TMZ her dumps like a truck are 100% real ... and getting bigger every day.

It was a moment for the history books ... Mariann displayed her booty at the Maxim Hot 100 party this week, but it was so spectacular ... an argument erupted in our newsroom: COULD IT BE REAL?

Mariann -- who's appeared in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and "Casa De Mi Padre" -- tells TMZ those cheeks aren't fake. She says, "My bottom is real ... Real!!!"

She explains, "I used large diapers as a kid. Seriously, the older I get, the bigger it gets." Hooray!

As for people (like us) who only comment on her curves, Mariann has a little message ..."Don't you like my face too?"

Um ... yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.

Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) and Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) had a stardate at the premiere of "Star Trek Into Darkness" in Hollywood this week.

So we gotta ask ...

Rob Kardashian might need a new workout plan ... or diet plan -- or both. Despite the fact we've seen him busting his ass all over town, he can't seem to lose it.

Apparently Ja Rule smuggled a couple of guns out of prison ... 'cause the dude is YOKED!!!!

The rapper just posted a photo to his Instagram page ... showing off the jacked physique he built while serving out his 2-year sentence in a NY prison for attempted illegal gun possession and tax evasion.

The 37-year-old rapper was obviously hittin' the weights during his time in the big house ... and clearly the hard work paid off ...

Unlike some other prisoners we know ...

Kim Kardashian showed off her pregnant and smushed little piggies in L.A. on Thursday -- while Julianne Moore's Oscar nominated toes tried to make a run for it at the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday.

Question is ...

Will you accept this pose?

It's obvious what Courtney Robertson has been doing since winning on "The Bachelor" (if that's really possible) and then getting dumped by Ben Flajnik -- working out.

The sexy 29-year-old showed off the amazing body that Ben's missing out on by wearing a pale green bikini on the beach in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

While she didn't get to walk down the aisle with Ben, Courtney will next appear on the wedding gown show "Say Yes to the Dress" ... but it's her sister who is the bride.

Mariann Gavelo has a huge ass. We're talking Kim Kardashian style HUUUUUUUGEEE ... and it was all out on display at a party in Hollywood last night.

Gavelo -- who appeared on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" (the "Thunder Gun" episode) and in Will Ferrell's "Casa de Mi Padre" -- hit up the Maxim Hot 100 party with her badonk in tow.

Besides her dumper, Gavelo's a pretty petite chick, so we gotta ass -- is there ANY CHANCE that butt is real???

Discuss.

Kim isn't the only Kardashian with a protruding belly.

Rob Kardashian has been pretty open about his weight struggles and continued on his quest to drop the extra pounds by rockin' some slimming black workout gear during a vigorous hike in Culver City on Wednesday.

In between trying to slim down, Rob is in the midst of a legal battle and recently pled not guilty to allegedly attacking a photographer and stealing her equipment for trying to take a shirtless photo of him.

Telling apart newly out and proud NBA player Jason Collins from his identical twin brother Jarron Collins just got a whole lot easier.

Jason and Jarron were spotted leaving "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in Hollywood on Wednesday looking pretty similar as usual, except for one thing ... Jarron wore a shirt that highlighted a major difference between them.

As a joke, Kimmel gave Jarron the "I'm the Straight One" t-shirt during his interview on the TV show last night ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

With no signs of morning sickness dehydration or exhaustion, a healthier Beyonce once again took to the stage in Belgium on Wednesday.

One day after postponing the Belgium concert -- and further fueling the pregnancy rumors -- Bey didn't disappoint her legions of fans and brought her Mrs. Carter Show World Tour to Antwerp.

While she was decked out in a form fitting Ralph & Russo body suit, there's still no official word if Blue Ivy's mom is performing for two -- but she doesn't look it ... yet.

Tiger Woods lost the shirt off his back ... and this time his ex-wife Elin Nordegren had nothing to do with it.

The 37-year-old golf star aired out his man nipples and soaked up the sun by going shirtless on his yacht in Palm Beach on Tuesday.

While his fancy schmancy boat is called Solitude, Tiger spent the afternoon lounging and fishing with his two adorable kids and his sexy bikini-clad girlfriend Lindsey Vonn yesterday.

While no amazing dash cam videos were necessary this time, Reese Witherspoon was caught drinking with her husband again ... but she just had water.

And although the 37-year-old mother of three kept it refreshingly sober by just throwing back H2O, her husband Jim Toth did imbibe what looks like wine during lunch at a New York City restaurant on Tuesday.

After their awkward arrests last month, Reese pled no contest to disorderly conduct and Jim pled guilty to DUI.

Taxi!