Breakups

Ray J wants Kanye West to know ... when it comes to Kim Kardashian, Kanye's getting sloppy seconds ... because he hit it first.

As you know, Ray J famously had his way with Kim in the epic sex tape, "Kim K Superstar."

TMZ has obtained some of the hysterical lyrics to Ray J's new song, "I Hit It First," which will be released next week ... and they're awesome!

She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.

I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West

No matter where she goes or who she knows
She still belongs in my bed.

We're told Ray J is making a music video featuring a Kim look-alike -- pre-pregnancy, we presume.

The $100 million lawsuit Shakira's ex-lover filed against her is a joke because he has next to nothing to do with her mega-stardom -- this according to Shakira, who's refusing to give him a dime.

Shakira's firing back at Antonio de la Rua who filed a suit against her in NYC ... claiming he was her manager during their 11-year courtship, scored lucrative music deals for her, and is owed a big chunk of her earnings.

But in legal docs, Shakira says she was already an international star when she met Antonio in 2000 ... and even though she let him advise her on some decisions -- he was NEVER her manager and they NEVER signed anything stating he was.

In her filing, Shakira claims the only thing they did sign was a 2006 agreement in her native Colombia -- which made it clear they'd each keep their own assets if they split.

Disney princess turned wannabe hipster badass, Miley Cyrus took time out from twerking to flash her engagement ring while taking her Urban Outfitters approved beanie and black American Apparel-ish negligee for a bra-free stroll in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Justin Bieber has been spinning out of control not because he's trying to "act like an adult," not because his friends are a bad influence ... but because he's suffering his first case of heartbreak -- courtesy of Selena Gomez -- so say people who are in regular contact with the singer.

Our sources tell us ... Justin was "torn apart" when Selena pulled the plug on their relationship in December, when she walked out on him in the middle of their Mexico vacation.

We're told Justin feels "tortured," because Selena has not made a clean break -- far from it. We're told she is regularly calling him and sending him mixed messages, and it's been messing with his head.

That could explain why Justin went to Selena's L.A. home last week, but hasn't been seen there since.

Our sources say ... the pot smoking in Newport Beach, the reckless driving and the fighting has all occurred after the split, and they say it's very clear that Bieber is holding a lot of anger that he's releasing ... often inappropriately.

When Justin Bieber's in trouble -- and he's in a ton of it right now -- his go-to person is still ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez ... cause he paid her a quick visit Wednesday afternoon.

Justin's chauffeur-driven party van was spotted parked behind the gates of Selena's driveway for more than an hour. The exes reportedly left her home separately.

Selena's home isn't too far from Bieber's Calabasas house ... where a neighbor says Justin spit on him during an argument.

As we first reported ... the neighbor has filed a battery report against Bieber and wants to see him prosecuted for the incident.

Hmm ... wonder what Justin and Selena talked about?

Forget looking at photos trying to spot a ring or trying to decipher a cryptic tweet ... here's Liam Hemsworth spotted yesterday outside the Los Angeles home of his fiancée, Miley Cyrus.

Despite rumors of infidelity, hardly being seen together, and Miley's on-again/off-again engagement ring ... it seems this young couple is still going strong.

Liam Hemsworth got back to the U.S. just in time to see an awesome video of Miley Cyrus twerkin' her ass off! If they really are broken up -- this looks like the best reason for them to get back together.

First Miley Cyrus' engagement ring returned ... now Liam Hemsworth is back -- but whether their engagement is back on is the big question, and we posed it directly to Liam.

Hemsworth arrived at LAX last night after a THREE WEEK trip to Australia and the Philippines ... sans Miley, and on the heels of rumors he and January Jones had a fling.

We asked Liam about everything from Miley's disappearing and reappearing diamond ring ... January (the month and the chick) ... and even the quality of gnar Down Under.

Miley Cyrus sent a message to her fans -- and possibly her MIA fiancé Liam Hemsworth -- by showing her enormous engagement ring is back where it hasn't been for a while ... on her hand.

Miley posted a photo of herself -- in a unicorn onesie, by the way -- prominently featuring her left hand weighted down by her diamond rock.

As everyone's heard by now ... Miley and Liam have allegedly broken off their engagement. He's been with family in Australia -- and she's been spotted all over town sans ring.

Didn't take long for Julianne Hough to come down with a case of post break-up hotness ... 'cause Ryan Seacrest's ex-GF was SMOKIN' during a night with girls this weekend ... and TMZ has the footage.

Hough -- along with her brother Derek and former old "Dancing with the Stars" pal Maksim Chmerkovskiy -- kicked it outside Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood this weekend ... just days after calling things off with Seacrest.

Judging by her tight, short dress ... it seems Julianne is on a mission to rebound.

WNBA legend Chamique Holdsclaw insists she's no violent gun-slinging psychotic ex-girlfriend ... pleading not guilty to aggravated assault after allegedly firing a gun inside her ex-GF's car.

Holdsclaw entered the plea in Atlanta this morning -- also pleading not guilty to criminal damage in the first degree, criminal damage in the second degree, and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony.

Holdsclaw -- who's currently free on bond -- was charged with the laundry list of crimes last month.

We broke the story ... Holdsclaw -- considered one of the greatest players in WNBA history -- was arrested in Atlanta last year for a violent encounter with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lacy.

With all the rumors swirling that he and Miley Cyrus have broken off their engagement, Liam Hemsworth fled to his native Australia to be with the only woman that can ever really understand him ... his mom.

With Miley back in the states, the 23-year-old "Hunger Games" star showed off his ripped guns while out shopping with mommy on Wednesday.

Speculation about the demise of their relationship has been rampant ever since Liam was spotted in the back of a car with actress January Jones and further fueled when Miley was spotted without her engagement ring last week.

Another theory is that Miley was just too crazy for him and he broke it off.

While no official word from either of their camps, Liam knows there's nothing like a mother's love.

Selena Gomez just appeared in a video dancing to the song "Everybody Knows (Your Boyfriend is a Douchebag)" ... which begs the obvious question ... is this a message directed at her ex-BF Justin Bieber?

Selena and her friends post videos like this all the time -- dancing to other people's songs -- but the timing of this one seems suspect, considering Bieber's recent wave of d-baggery.

It's possible Selena and her friends just like the tune ... and there's no hidden meaning ... but Justin and Selena have been known to communicate through song.

You'll recall JB sang "Cry Me a River" at a concert after they broke up. Selena later responded by performing the same song.

So we gotta ask ...

If Selena Gomez was trying to find a way to make Justin Bieber REGRET breaking up ... this hot red outfit will probably do the trick.

Gomez -- and her butt cheeks -- were hanging out in Palmdale, CA this week ... where word on the street is that she was shooting a new music video.

Muy bien.

He basically MADE HER CAREER ... but Elisabetta Canalis feels no obligation to root for her ex-boyfriend George Clooney ... telling TMZ she was hoping he LOST at the Academy Awards.

Elisabetta was out partying in L.A. Saturday night -- when she dropped the truth bomb, revealing that she wasn't pulling for Clooney's "Argo" to win the Oscar for Best Picture.

Instead, Elisabetta -- who dated Clooney for 2 years -- told us, "Tarantino ... I LOVE TARANTINO!"

Back when they split up in 2011, George and Elisabetta released a joint statement saying the split was "very difficult and very personal."

Hugh Hefner's new bride Crystal Harris is lucky she's alive ... because Hef's old GF Kendra Wilkinson says she wanted to KILL Crystal for previously dumping the Playboy mogul.

Kendra was on the Big J Radio Show in Montana this morning when the host asked about Hef and Crystal reuniting in matrimony ... and KW blew up, saying, "I got pissed off when she hurt him."

Kendra continued, "That pissed everybody off that she would just leave him and dump him, use him and abuse him." Then added, "I wanted to kill her."

You'll recall, 26-year-old Crystal abruptly ended her first engagement to 86-year-old Hef in 2011 just days before their wedding. The couple patched things up last year and eventually married on New Year's Eve.

But don't worry, Kendra's not holding a grudge -- saying she only wants to see Hef happy.