Celebrity Divorce

TMZ has learned "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan is getting divorced.

We've learned his wife, Ilusion, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court.

The couple has been married for 16 years. They have two kids.

Ilusion is seeking joint custody of their kids, as well as child and spousal support.

She's repped by attorney Lisa Meyers.

Janine's lawyer went into OC court asking for immediate visitation. Janine was released from an Oregon halfway house earlier today.

The judge, however, didn't see it Janine's way. Her request was denied and the judge told Janine's lawyer he could take the matter up again during the next scheduled hearing on June 17.

The details of the agreement have not been released -- but both sides expressed that they are extremely happy to put this drama in the past ... in fact, Dina told us she was "going to Disneyland" to celebrate.

Garcelle -- who once graced the cover of Playboy Magazine -- filed the documents in L.A. County Superior Court on May 10 -- just two days before their 9-year wedding anniversary.

Garcelle and Michael have 2-year-old twins together -- she is seeking joint legal and physical custody.

As for spousal support -- Garcelle has requested that the judge not award anything to Michael.

Among the highlights:

TMZ has learned an emergency motion was filed yesterday in Cook County, IL by Siohvaughn's attorney, Marsha Fisher -- requesting she be withdrawn as Siohvaughn's representation in her ongoing divorce battle with the Miami Heat star.

That means Marsha is the NINTH lawyer Siohvaughn has parted ways with in the case.

And just for fun, here's the list of her former attorneys in chronological order (you're welcome): Dorene Marcus, Burton Hochberg, Michael Berger, David Stein, John Rokacz, Rosaire Nottage, Andrew Leinoff, and Michael Bruck.

All except one withdrew from representing her, one was only used for an appeal which was subsequently denied.

TMZ obtained legal docs, filed last Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, which show that the marriage has been terminated -- but there are still a few more nasty battles to fight ... like child custody and spousal support.

Currently, Nas is ordered to fork over roughly 10k a month for child and spousal support -- which he claims he can't afford.

So, the next round should be all sorts of fun.

Stay tuned.

The woman making the claim is Janine Lindemulder -- who lost custody of her daughter Sunny James to Jesse while she was serving a 6-month prison stint in 2009 for tax evasion.

Lindemulder is now a free woman and claims she's ready to get 50-50 custody back -- but she's too broke to pay a lawyer to handle the case. So, she's filed documents in Orange County, CA asking a judge to make Jesse spot her a cool $5,000 for legal fees.

But according to the docs, Janine doesn't think Jesse's gonna play ball -- and expects him to fight her request for 50-50 custody.

ABC has released its first teaser of the big "Nightline" and "GMA" interview series -- set to air Tuesday -- in which Jesse admits, "I took a pretty amazing life and marriage ... and threw it away."

According to docs filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court by Hoff's attorney, Mel Goldsman ... Bach gave up her stake in the $3.25 million property in exchange for Hoff's hefty compensation.

We don't know the size of David's mortgage.

It appears Bach -- who recently served jail time after she pled no contest to DUI charges -- hasn't lived in the house for over a year.

Hasselhoff and Bach divorced in 2006.

James stopped by the law firm of Schwake Zielinski, L.L.P. -- where they just happened to be smack in the middle of Thirsty Thursdays.

Attorney Brad Zielinski told TMZ he was shocked when Jesse arrived, and his only connection to the firm is that Jesse bought a truck from one of Brad's friends.

The subject matter -- trucks. Jesse didn't drink, stayed a short time and left.

Elin's lawyer, Walter H. White, Jr., who practices in London, sent an email to his staff on April 19, 2010 -- an email obtained by TMZ. White warns his people, "Recently we have been accused by the other side of leaking information to the press. While we do not believe that anyone in the firm has been responsible for the leaks, we are aware that this is the second time that we have been so accused ... "

White urges his staff to "avoid conversations relating to firm activities in public ..."

After we called White on Wednesday and told him we had information he was repping Elin, he sent a staff email saying, "TMZ the web news service has discovered that we in London represent Elin Nordegren ... "

The email notes that Elin's sister, Josefin, works at the firm and then boasts, "To some extent it is a surprise and a tribute to the office and the firm that it has taken them so long to figure this out."

TMZ broke the story Elin hired attorney Walter H. White, Jr., who practices in London. In an email to his staff dated January 12, 2010, White wrote, "I am writing to advise you that we have been asked by Ms. Nordegren to assist her in better understanding her legal circumstances." White goes on: "The firm has assigned a dedicated team to work closely and confidentially with Elin and Josefin in order to fulfill this mandate."

Sources tell TMZ Elin Nordegren has hired a lawyer to rep her in her divorce from Tiger Woods -- a lawyer who has some deep Nordegren connections.

We're told Elin hired Walter H. White, Jr. from a law firm in London. Elin's sister, Josefin, works at the law firm.

TMZ spoke with White this morning, who would neither confirm nor deny if he repped Elin.

But after our conversation this AM, we've learned White sent an email to his staff, noting that "TMZ the web news service has discovered that we in London represent Elin Nordgren [sic]."

Dennis Hopper's estranged wife filed legal docs, claiming the actor is not as infirmed as he claims to be.

Victoria Hopper's lawyer, Mirka Royston from Trope and Trope, argues that Dennis is not fully leveling with the court when he says he's too ill to sit for a deposition in the divorce case.

Royston claims Dennis has traveled by private jet to New Mexico, accepted a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and makes medical marijuana runs every week.

Royston claims -- although Dennis is terminally ill with cancer -- he should be required to sit for his depo so Victoria can establish a record before he passes.

The Cook County Sheriff's Department tells TMZ Siohvaughn Wade was taken into custody this morning when she showed up to court in Chicago. Yesterday, the court issued a body attachment order asking police to track her down.

In court today, Siohvaughn's attorney filed papers claiming that she -- the attorney -- was involved in a car accident yesterday, and asked that the body attachment order be rescinded citing the accident as the reason why Siohvaughn was a no-show.

The judge didn't buy it -- so Siohvaughn was taken into custody at 11:15 AM CST.

And get this: Siohvaughn must have known the car accident excuse wasn't going to work ... because court officials say she showed up with her $10,000 bond in hand.