Hook Ups

Lambert's revelation came at the end of last night's 20/20 interview. For all those ladies wanting to lock lips with their "American Idol" all it takes is a "couple of drinks."

The forecast for these two: Random, with a chance of WTF?!

Paris apparently mourned her break-up with Doug Reinhardt for about 2 hours yesterday, then filled the deep dark void with C.R.

They both went to MyHouse last night and left at around 3 AM for a Ron-dezvous at Nicky Hilton's pad, according to X17. Cristiano left at around 5 AM ... We're guessing they didn't talk about the journalists in North Korea.

By the way, after Cristiano split, Paris came out and was drinking some sort of chaser.

Hmmm ... so Rihanna has replaced Chris Brown -- a young, up-and-coming singer that used to have a good guy image -- with a young, up-and-coming singer whose good guy image is still intact.

She definitely has a type.

William Morris agent Jason Trawick (seen above with Brit last month) is officially Brit's boyfriend -- multiple sources confirm to us. It's 100% true.

We're told Jason has been visiting Brit on tour -- most recently in London over the weekend. Jason has been telling people when the tour is over he's taking his sweetie on a vacation in a "private location."

The two -- who dated last August -- were caught swapping spit at Lavo nightclub at the Palazzo last night.

Could be worse ... at least it wasn't Justin Bobby.

Despite being spotted with man's best friend, the 29-year-old animal rights activist recently reunited with her estranged husband Carey Hart.

Though they were rumored to have split, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and BF Speedy sucked all sorts of face Wednesday in Hawaii.

Griffin and penny-pincher Suze Orman are the new Adam Lambert and whatshisface -- though from the sound of it, the sapphic couple's only in it for the money.

The "American Idol" wannabeen is reportedly going to address his sexuality in the next issue of Rolling Stone -- we doubt anyone will be surprised.

TMZ obtained these scorching hot photos of "My Name is Earl" star Jaime Pressly getting really, really cozy with a unknown rebound dude in Mexico this weekend.

It's the first time Pressly's been seen out with a romantic interest since she split with baby daddy DJ Eric Cubiche back in November.

Mary Kay Letourneau didn't really say that last night, but she could have when she and her boyfriend-turned-husband, Vili Fualaau, hosted "Hot for Teacher Night" at a Seattle club.

They look so happy together -- for a second, you almost forget they started having sex when she was his elementary school teacher. Almost.

For the second time in less than a week, Paris Hilton turned her new neighborhood upside down -- this time cops were called to put an end to a nuclear argument.

It happened at 1 AM this morning. LAPD officers were called to the home of Paris' BF, Doug Reinhardt. Paris moved in on Monday. Apparently, Paris and Doug had such a screaming argument the neighbors couldn't sleep.

When cops arrived, we're told Paris and Doug wouldn't open the front gate, so they hopped the fence. Paris and Doug opened the door, cops spoke with them and the loud arguing stopped.

A TMZ spy says earlier in the evening, Paris and Doug were at an event in Hollywood and had a pretty intense argument. Apparently, they took it home.

The 56-year-old reassembled actor sucked the face off of 24-year-old Russian model Eugenia Volodina at Bijoux Lounge in NYC.

That's gotta hurt ... mentally.