Hot Bodies

1:57 PM PT -- Turns out Scott's new brunette isn't such a mystery after all -- she's celeb stylist Chloe Bartoli and the two have a history together -- including a 2015 hookup in Monte Carlo.

Scott Disick is clearly a new day/new girl enthusiast -- much to the chagrin of Bella Thorne.

Scott was hanging in his Cannes villa Thursday with an undeniably hot mystery brunette. It's unclear, but we're guessing he didn't fly to Cannes for the films.

It's interesting ... Scott was super handsy with Bella earlier this week in almost the exact same spot.

Kourtney Kardashian's dishing up something new in Cannes, and all we can say is ... Younes Bendjima is really bringing out her best.

Kourtney threw on a pink bikini for another yacht excursion Thursday in France with her bf. He's nearby, but we figured you didn't need to see him ... not while Kourt's showing off way more ass than she usually does. Her G-string is fighting a losing battle.

Pink seems to be Kourtney's fave color the last couple days, but that fantasstic two-piece is next level.

Your move, Kim.

If Elsa Hosk thought she could blend in with her surroundings by matching the colors of a fancy French pool deck ... well, she was sadly mistaken.

The Victoria's Secret Angel was seen taking in the sights -- and providing some, too -- at the Hotel du Cap Eden-Roc Hotel in Antibes, France Wednesday ... where her bikini and the deck she was on were almost one and the same.

Keyword ... almost.

Kourtney Kardashian's dress had everyone doing a double take Monday night as she hit the club scene in Cannes with Younes Bendjima because her outfit was a lot to stomach.

Kourtney and Younes hit up Gotha club with her sis, Kendall. They're all out there for the film festival, but the real show was Kourt's painted on dress which made it seem like she was half naked ... not that anyone was gawking, we're sure.

Kourtney has been looking unbelievably hot these days, so not like she needs any assistance.

Here's pictures of Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce's GF to once again prove that being good looking, athletic and rich is the way to true American happiness.

TMZ Sports has learned Kelce's been dating model/TV personality Kayla Nicole for the last six months ... and guess what? She's amazingly beautiful.

Travis previously chronicled his quest for love on a reality show called "Catching Kelce," and even though he fumbled there, he clearly made up for it in the non-reality-show-actual-life way.

Peep this, not only is Kayla smokin' she's also a Pepperdine grad ... meaning the woman's got brains as well as ...

Yeah, just check out the gallery.

Kourtney Kardashian and Kendall Jenner are cut from the same cloth ... when it comes to their asses on yachts, that is.

Kourtney and Kendall took a break from the hustle and bustle of the Cannes Film Festival and boarded a yacht in the resort town of Antibes ... which is between Cannes and Nice. Not that geography matters worth a crap ... you're here to see what they're what they're wearing.

Aside from swimwear ... Kourtney showed off her new man, Younes Bendjima -- and had some jet ski time with him and Kendall.

Bella Hadid's used to the high life, but even she had to make a few minor adjustments while cruising around on a baller yacht in France.

The supermodel got some sun and enjoyed a smoke Saturday in a smokin' hot bikini. Bella's in the country for the Cannes Film Festival, but there's always time to hang out with friends on a luxury double-decker yacht. All that's missing are the mimosas.

Andy Cohen doesn't have an apathetic bone in his body ... with strong views ranging from Huma Abedin's future to Tom Brady's body parts.

Andy was out and about in Bev Hills Friday -- at Kyle Richard's boutique -- when we asked about the futures of Huma and Anthony Weiner. Let's just say he thinks one could co-star with Kyle if she wanted.

As for Tom Brady ... opinions there, too.

Turns out the Yellow Power Ranger, Becky G, is way more dangerous in street clothes ... when her curves are on full display.

The "Power Rangers" star was at Upfronts in NYC, rocking a skintight dress that's likely to have you suddenly jonesin' for an orange Fanta.

Becky, who played Trini the Yellow Ranger in the new reboot flick, makes a strong case for a wardrobe change if they decide to make a sequel. Or even better ... a solo spin-off movie.

We're just sayin'!

#HappyHumpDay!

Emily Ratajkowski is in the South of France with a ton of other celebs this week for the Cannes Film Festival, but she's already stealing the show.

Emily took a dip Wednesday in a bikini that looked like it crept up onto her body and wrapped itself around her ... because what bikini wouldn't want to do that?

Here's Johnny Manziel takin' a big bite out of his fiancee's flawless ass during his recent trip to Mexico ... on what's now being hailed as the greatest pre-wedding vacation ever.

Remember, Bre Tiesi included her future husband on a topless romp through the ocean with 2 of her equally hot friends during the amazing week long getaway.

They've since returned from their trip, Johnny has resumed training for his NFL comeback.

Probably got a good workout in Mexico though ...

McKayla Maroney says the racy video of her dancing around in some thong underwear was NOT hacked -- it was meant to be posted and she's damn proud of it.

The video first surfaced on her Instagram page on Saturday -- and people went crazy thinking the 21-year-old Olympic gymnast may have been hacked.

But Maroney -- an aspiring pop singer -- says she absolutely meant to post the footage ... saying, "I didn't get hacked. unfollow if u need to. all love."

Now we know Priyanka Chopra is the super affectionate type when she's around her BFF, Adriana Lima, on the beach ... and ya can't blame her!

The gorgeous "Quantico" star couldn't keep her hands off the Brazilian supermodel during some serious gal paling Friday on Miami's South Beach. Adriana flaunted her tiny black string bikini, while Priyanka covered up a little more.

Still, she couldn't resist getting all over Adriana while they frolicked -- 'cause that's what smoking hot girlfriends in swimwear do.

Canelo Alvarez isn't wasting any time getting his body ready for Gennady Golovkin.

The boxing superstar showed off his physique at the end of a workout this week -- and shocker, dude looks good.

Of course, Canelo and GGG are set to throw down in September in what boxing experts are saying could be the best fight of the year.

Scott Disick's shaking off his friends' concerns he's fallen off the wagon ... partying again with a roster full of babes!!!

Scott hit up Nobu Wednesday night around 9 PM and left shortly after 11 with a crew full of blondies. There's a chick who looks like his rumored boo -- British model Ella Ross.

As we reported ... his friends are worried sick he's fallen off the wagon and gone back to his hardcore partying all over L.A. to get back at Kourtney Kardashian for banging a 24-year-old model.

Before last night's festivities ... Scott was at TAO on Cinco de Mayo and The Peppermint Club Monday night.

Katy Perry turned even more heads than usual by hitting a Mexican beach BUCK NAKED ... or so it seemed.

Katy's down in Cabo San Lucas with a bunch of friends, and she's providing all the entertainment by spinning around while rocking this ballerina-style swimwear ... with nude colored bottoms.

Yeah, we had to do a double take too.

Katy's been handing out cherry pies to fans all over the place to promote her new single, "Bon Appetit." Just a thought, but cherry pies with this swimsuit?