Hot Mamas

Heidi Klum was seen at the crack of dawn this morning at LAX catching a flight out of town ... and with all the attention surrounding her new bodyguard beau ... he was nowhere to be found.

TMZ posted a video over the weekend of Seal calling out Heidi for "fornicating with the help" while they were still married. A rep fo the singer backed off those remarks, saying, "he was not implying his wife was cheating while they were together."

Our sources say Heidi and the bodyguard have gotten "very close" since her split with Seal, but their relationship remains "undefined."

Heidi landed in JFK this afternoon ... looking refreshed.

Rosie O'Donnell is bouncier than Kate Upton ... hitting the streets two weeks after suffering a heart attack.

The 50-year-old spent Friday wandering around New York with her kids and new wife Michelle.

You'll recall ... on August 20th Rosie blogged that she went into cardiac arrest the previous week and didn't even know it until she went to a cardiologist days later.

Son of Snooki was officially unleashed on Planet Earth today ... and TMZ has the very first pics of lil' Lorenzo LaValle and his mommy being carted out of the a New Jersey hospital.

You can't see much of Lorenzo's face ... only the top of his head ... which appears prime for gobs of gel and grease.

Mama Snooks was clutching her little boy with both arms ... holding him tighter than a cup of Ron-Ron Juice at Karma nightclub.

Snooki gave birth on Sunday ... but it appears she's already back to normal ... rocking a pair of platform wedges as she was wheeled back into reality ... TV ... as an MTV camera crew documented the entire thing.

America's new favorite mother/daughter TV sensation, Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and June "Mama" Shannon were spotted shooting final scenes of the first season of their reality show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in Georgia this weekend.

The six-year-old Honey Boo Boo Child and her 33-year-old Mama became stars after originally appearing on "Toddlers and Tiaras" earlier this year.

Forget the champagne, when Michael Strahan found out he was the new host of "Live! With Kelly" it was all about the Red Stripe ... because he was vacationing in Jamaica like a champ and TMZ got the photo.

The former NFL star was actually chillin in the Caribbean with his smokin' hot fiancée, Nicole Murphy, when he got the phone call of the decade ... that he was chosen to join Kelly Ripa as her new co-host.

Sources close to the show tell us, Strahan was through the roof excited when he found out the stellar news and it made his Jamaican get-away that much better.

We're told he and his fiancée celebrated the gig by simply relaxing on the beach and taking in the amazing sites.

Two months after announcing the end of her relationship with Johnny Depp, French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis soaked her sexy bones in a black bikini while vacationing in Corsica the other day.

In June, Vanessa and Johnny split up after 14 years -- and having two children -- together.

Here's Mel B's husband applying tanning lotion to his wife's hot ass in Australia this week ... because her hands were full ... with their child.

Kate Major is in her second trimester, meaning we are just a few short months away from another Lohan being born into this world. Stock up on canned goods while you can.

According to our sources, Major has been taking it easy in Florida with baby daddy Michael Lohan. We're told she's had the usual pregnancy cravings. In her case, it's been Snickers ice cream ... which is odd because she has never been an ice cream fan before.

Our sources say the couple does not know the gender yet, but they will be finding out in the next few weeks.

Britney Spears just showed up in court in downtown L.A. to talk to the judge in her conservatorship case ... and she looks HOT!

Britney is there for a status hearing ... she's shown up several times before to have a chit chat with the judge.

Britney is wearing a very short cream/peach colored dress -- really short, and she looks really good.

There will be no decisions made today -- it's purely for the judge to monitor Britney's progress, both personally and professionally.

Hulk Hogan's ex-wife Linda Hogan let it all hang out in a new music video ... by flashing her behemoth badonkadonk in a thong and sheer dress type thing.

The 52-year-old blonde bombshell stars in hip hop artist Ricky Romance's latest video entitled "MILF" and does her best Coco impersonation by exposing all of her orange mother-of-two posterior loveliness.

Besides showing off all her God given talents, Linda did some serious method acting by making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in full face and a horrendous animal print bikini.

The 42-year-old "Magic Mike" hunk was joined on vacation by his gorgeous pregnant bikini-clad wife Camila Alves.

The sexy couple look belly happy to be expecting their third child.

Gwen Stefani is a 42-year-old mother of two -- but that didn't stop her from looking 20 years younger on the beach in Miami this weekend ... in a sexy tiger print bikini.

Don't speak. We know just what you're thinking.

We can all thank Madonna for Octomom's topless album cover ... because the mother of 14 says the pop icon inspired her to bare it all for her music.

As TMZ first reported, Octo is releasing a single with reality TV star Adam Barta -- but they've changed the title of the song from "Get on the Dance Floor" to "Sexy Party."

Sources close to Octo tell TMZ ... the cover art for "Sexy Party" is 100% Madonna inspired. We're told the pop singer's "Like a Virgin" style and need to sing about liberation struck a chord with Octo and she wanted to pay homage to that with her album art.

Sources tell us ... the crosses in the background, the rosary and even Octo baring her boobies (sans nipples) was all in honor of Madge.

Here is a photo of Rachel Uchitel and her bundle of joy ... along with her new daughter Wyatt.

Rachel gave birth to the kid back in May.

Motherhood never looked so perky.

While snapping pics on the beach, Melanie Griffith flashed her soft porcelain lady curves in a tasteful black bikini in Hawaii on Tuesday.

Rest easy America, your tax dollars are safe ... 'cause Octomom + Porn + Stripping = NO MORE WELFARE!!!!!

Sources tell TMZ ... the mother of 14 no longer needs government assistance thanks to her various XXX gigs. We're told Octo has raked in more than enough cash to support herself -- we're talkin' 6-figs.

TMZ broke the story ... Octo went on welfare​ back in March (resulting in a slew of death threats) claiming she needed the cash to help feed her family. But as of June, her 3-month cycle ended and she chose NOT to renew it.

We're told Octo still stands by her decision to go on welfare in the first place ... but she's happy to show the world it was just a temporary situation.