Hot Mamas

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith took their tight, toned bodies to the beach today in Hawaii -- proving once again ... Jada is the hottest 42-year-old mom in a 2-piece.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith had something for everyone -- her toned ass barely covered in a bikini ... and his ripped arms in a tank top.

If you're impressed -- you're not alone. 13-year-old Willow was there too ... and looked pretty awestruck by her parents' ridiculous physiques.

Will still rules in Summertime.

A wobbly Jessica Simpson hit up Warwick nightclub in Hollywood Sunday night, but from the looks of it ... she did plenty of partying beforehand -- and even had to make a 911 call for fast food to soak up the booze.

Simpson was accompanied by Eric Johnson and it's a good thing he was there ... because somebody had to make sure she didn't fall flat on her face!

Mrs. Weight Watchers -- who did look AMAZING -- had a hard time making her way in and out and definitely seemed to have a hard time answering fairly simple questions. Best part of the video ... the driver making a Jack in the Box run for Jessica WHILE she was in the club!

Jennifer Lopez did her first ever concert in her hometown of the Bronx last night, and she did not hold back the goods ... giving the crowd a view of her prized backside.

J.Lo's free show at Orchard Beach -- in advance of her new album coming out later this month -- featured actual singing and multiple costume changes ... most of which showed off her rear end, thankfully.

The butt show was clearly a response to the latest challenger to the ass throne ... Bradley Cooper.

Reese Witherspoon's been a lot more fun lately ... The Proof? Let's just say, 24 proof.

Reese let loose Saturday night, looking pretty tipsy as she got on stage to sing "Jackson" with Kenny Chesney ... and she paid a pretty penny for the duet.

Maybe nostalgia prompted her to drop $24,000 for Drew Brees' foundation at a bash hosted by Matthew McConaughey. In return she got to sing at the House of Blues in New Orleans.

Reese swayed and shimmied in a white lace dress, and even pretended to pick at her teeth -- real country style.

After warbling the first few notes she hit her stride ... then faltered again.

Kim flashed her engagement ring for photogs ... and then she gave 'em the same rearview wedding guests will see walking down the aisle -- and it's glorious.

Jennifer Lopez and her mother were cruising through Manhattan when it happened -- our camera guy got the magical shot that proves Jenny from the block ... is also a chip off the ole one.

And Mama Lopez has all the proof (and junk) we need (in her trunk).

Jennifer Lopez and her mother were big hits walking the streets of Manhattan yesterday, and if you didn't know they were related ... a quick pan down of our camera revealed the family resemblance.

J. Lo and her mother, Guadalupe were shopping on Madison Ave. where they encountered a bunch of fans ... including one woman who joked she was happier to meet mom than J. Lo.

Jenny does talk to us about where she used to get her hair did -- but, honestly, it was hard to focus due to the view of mother and daughter butt ... and their shared DNA.

Madonna's not ACTUALLY a slutty attention whore who planned to expose her nipples at the fanciest event in the world -- literally dressed like Leeloo from "The Fifth Element" -- at least that's what she's saying now ... claiming the photo she posted online Monday was a joke.

Sources close to the singer tell TMZ, she was just kidding when she posted the photo with the caption, "What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna [Wintour] said Not this year! So I'm gonna work on music instead?"

Our sources say Madonna didn't even have plans to go to the Gala ... she was in the studio Monday night during the event and will stay there all week.

This just in: Madonna is 55 years old.

Mel B looked like a Yukon miner on a digging expedition ... going in fist deep for SOMETHING.

Mel was all dolled up in Beverly Hills Monday for an outdoor photo shoot when she quite literally got her panties in a bunch. The question ... what is out of sorts?

A. Her thong
B. Errant poop
C. Her Shirt

The first option is plausible, but let's not jump to conclusions ... yet. The second is super questionable.

The third option is the most compelling -- she probably tucked her shirt into her skirt and did a simple pull-down.

Heidi Klum's new boyfriend, 27-year-old Vito Schnabel, went topless yesterday as he palled around in the ocean with Heidi in Tulum, Mexico.

Oh, did we mention SHE WAS TOPLESS TOO?!?!?!?

Schnabel is an art dealer in New York City. He's been previously linked to Demi Moore, Elle Macpherson and Liv Tyler. His father is Julian Schnabel ... director of films like "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly," "Before Night Falls," and "Basquiat."

67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.

Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.

As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??

Bundchen's bum is undefeated against thongs, so Gisele had to ...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Some people glam it up for a trip to LAX, knowing paparazzi will be there ready to snap their photo.

Britney Spears is not one of those people.

It's her prerogative.

Don't expect Megan Fox to wear mom jeans after popping out another kid last month ... because she already lost all the baby weight -- in 5 freaking weeks!

Fox ran some errands Friday in Los Angeles with her other son Noah -- after giving birth to Bodhi Ransom in February -- and one thing is clear, girl was looking GOOD.

Chris Hemsworth and his wife are at Cedars Sinai Medical Center right now giving birth to twins ... TMZ has learned.

It's ultra-high security in their hospital suite ... we're told 2 security guards are standing at the door. Chris is strolling the hallway and is being escorted with a guard.

Chris and his wife Elsa Pataky already have one baby -- India Rose Hemsworth who is now 22 months old. She's about to have a couple new siblings.

It's the question millions of couples ask themselves before entering the delivery room -- and now Jay Cutler's in the same boat -- does your wife want you to see EVERYTHING when she's giving birth?

Fortunately for the Chicago Bears QB -- he won't have to guess ... 'cause his wife Kristin Cavallari was out in NYC today and told us.