Angelina to Situation: You Look Like Popeye on Crack!

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Angelina from "Jersey Shore" unleashed on her arch-enemy "The Situation" last night -- claiming the dude needs a full-on face transplant so he can stop looking like "Popeye on crack."

Angie -- who was hangin' with Justin Rego from "The Bachelorette" -- tore Sitch apart in an EPIC rant outside of Premiere nightclub in Hollywood last night ... renaming the dude, "The Bitch-uation."

Angelina was named "Villain You Love to Hate" at a reality TV show awards event earlier in the evening ... and after watching this clip, no one could possibly be more deserving.

Situation Burns 'Jersey' Co-Star -- 'Angelina Who?'

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The Situation couldn't care less about fellow "Jersey Shore" star Angelina -- in fact, when we asked about the guidette's recent mall brawl ... dude couldn't even remember her name.

Angelina claims a crazed fan attacked her and a friend in a Staten Island mall last week -- but based on the Sitch's reaction in NYC yesterday, dude never got the memo ... asking us, "Angelina who?"

Ouch.

'Jersey' Star: I Refuse to Release My New Single!

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Angelina from "Jersey Shore" is pulling the plug on her upcoming music single called "I'm Hot" -- but not because it's terrible ... because she claims she's not getting paid enough cash.

Sources close to Angelina tell us ... the reality star is pissed at her producer Andy Stein -- insisting that after she laid down the vocals, dude tried to screw her with a lowball contract ... that she refuses to sign.

But Stein claims he doesn't understand the problem -- telling us, "I agreed to give [Angelina] exactly what she asked for."

The song was originally supposed to drop on October 16th -- but now, it seems the world may never be exposed to what most certainly would have been the greatest song ever released.

Teen Arrested For 'Jersey Shore' Mall Attack

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The alleged mall brawl involving Angelina Pivarnick from "Jersey Shore" ... got a Staten Island teenager arrested.

TMZ confirmed 19-year-old Kelsey Balzafiore was arrested over the weekend for misdemeanor assault -- she allegedly punched Angelina's friend last week in a Staten Island mall.

The New York Post says Balzafiore was issued a desk appearance ticket ... and will have to go to court at a later date to face the judge.

As we first reported, Angelina claims a "rowdy group" attacked her and her friend while they were shopping.

The Situation Takes His Act to Vegas

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It's Halloween weekend in Las Vegas and The Situation from "Jersey Shore" hosted Jet nightclub at the Mirage Hotel ... dressed as a guy whose only discernible talents are his abs and the ability to apply bronzer.

Pretty convincing costume.

'Jersey's' Angelina: I Was Attacked at The Mall

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AngelinaPivarnick -- the sometimes cast member on "Jersey Shore" -- has told police she was attacked at a mall in Staten Island today ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to Angelina tell us the reality star was inside Hot Topic at the Staten Island Mall when she was approached by a "rowdy group" of young people.

Angelina claims somebody attacked her from behind -- striking her in the back of the head. According to police sources, a friend of Angelina's told police someone threw a bottle that skimmed her lip. We're told she immediately called police for help, but refused medical attention.

But mall security paints a slightly less dramatic tale -- they tell us a few people were filming Angelina and her friend when the crowd got chaotic and somebody accidentally smacked her in the face.

Security quickly arrived to the Hot Topic and ordered the kids to leave the store.

But sources close to Angelina tell us the reality star has a welt on the back of the head which proves her story. We're told Angelina is still talking to police to figure out her next move.

Angelina: MTV Flipped Over My Anti-Situation Tweets

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Angelina from "Jersey Shore" claims she was chewed out by MTV execs yesterday over an anti-Situation tirade she posted online ... a tirade that allegedly included drug jokes and penis jabs.

Jersey Girl #4 was out in NYC yesterday with her gal pal Joanna Hernandez -- from "For the Love of Ray J" -- and the duo explained how the suits at MTV stood over Angelina's shoulder and made her delete her Twitter posts on the spot.

But Angelina insists The Situation was asking for it ... after he posted a Twitter message that allegedly referred to Angelina as a "dirty little hamster."

The Sitch's manager swears the tweet in question wasn't directed at Angie -- but judging by the verbal attack she delivers in this video, Angie's not convinced.

Jwoww -- Totally Down for Girl-on-Girl Rematch

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Jwoww's chick-fighting days aren't over yet -- TMZ has learned the "Jersey Shore" star is dyin' for a "rematch" with Cookie -- that TNA wrestler who Jwoww kicked the living crap out of last week.

As we previously reported -- Cookie, an angry little Snook-alike -- talked some serious smack after she was beat down at a TNA event last week ... saying Jwoww would be too chicken to get back in the ring.

But sources close to Jwoww tell us ... "Cookie didn't even get one good punch in with her ... Jwoww would be down for a rematch with that trash."

No word on when the two plan to have it out -- but we're pretty confident it's gonna happen.

Jwoww Challenged to Rematch after Girl-on-Girl Fight

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The Snook-alike who felt Jwoww's wrath during a TNA Wrestling brawl last week wants another shot at the "Jersey Shore" star -- claiming she only got beat down because Jwoww wasn't alone.

"Cookie" was leaving a wrestling convention in Jersey with her special friend "Robbie E."... when she blasted Jwoww for unleashing that "4-on-1" beatdown last week.

Cook then began to yap away about a rematch -- saying, "If [Jwoww] wasn't scared she'd come fight me again ... but obviously she's scared for a good reason, she's not gonna come back."

At least ... not unless Jwoww is contractually obligated.

Pauly D Says No to The Donald

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Pauly D had the opportunity to get hired -- or, more likely, fired -- by Donald Trump on the upcoming season of "The Celebrity Apprentice" ... but he turned it down, TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the "Jersey Shore" star tell TMZ ... producers approached him about being on fourth edition of "Celebrity Apprentice" -- but Pauly D decided he'd rather focus on his spin-off show with MTV ... which, sources say, has already begun filming.

We're told producers were looking for someone with a kind of "hip-hop background" -- which they ended up getting when they signed up Lil Jon instead.

Snooki Finishes Community Service at Police Station

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi will put the finishing touches on her community service requirements today by helping clean up crime in New Jersey ... or, at least, by cleaning up after crime fighters.

We're told Snooki will be at the Seaside Heights police station this morning to pay off her debt to society. Seaside PD tells us Snooki will be filing paperwork, cleaning, helping with clerical work, and vacuuming around the station and court house (which is next door).

Snooki was busted back on July 30 and pled guilty to disturbing the quiet enjoyment of the beach. She was sentenced to two days community service and a $533 fine.

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Jwoww Head-Bashing Victim: She Was 'Out of Control'

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Jwoww went beyond the call of duty during the taping of her wrestling match last Monday -- in fact, her Snook-alike opponent claims the "Jersey Shore" star's head-slamming stunt went a little overboard.

Cookie, Jwoww's opponent, tells TMZ, “I really think that girl needs to look into some counseling. Her anger issues are obviously out of control."

She adds, "Then again if my face looked like that, I'd be pretty pissed at the world too.”

According to sources close to the lady wrestler, TNA medical personnel gave her a serious head-check after the beating she took ... but thankfully she was fine.

Snooki Gets Diet Offer After 'South Park' Portrayal

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Snooki just scored a lucrative offer from a diet company after her gremlin-esque depiction on "South Park" this week ... but the company may not be doing her any favors.

AcaiSupply.com -- a diet company -- claims it's outraged the show mocked Snooki's issues with obesity ... so they've offered Snooks a cut of the profits and a free year's supply in exchange for a "glowing testimonial."

Here's the rub -- the company's letter to Snooki essentially calls her overweight ... and as you may know, she's had serious weight issues ... claiming she "almost died" from anorexia a few years back.

We're guessing Snooks is gonna 86 the deal anyway -- 'cause she's been telling everyone she likes the way she looks on the show.

'South Park' Smooshes Snooki ... Snooki Loves It

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Snooki was a moving target on "South Park" last night ... seriously, they actually tried to shoot her ... but the "Jersey Shore" star is taking her animated ripping as a badge of honor.

In case you missed it -- watch it, it's hilarious -- the episode culminates with the Gollum-esque "Snooki" character getting socked in the face after trying to rape Cartman.

After the show, the real Snooks went to her Twitter page and wrote, "snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we've officially made it. goodnite my bitches."

Check out the entire episode at SouthParkStudios.com ... it's frickin' hysterical.

Jwoww The Girl-on-Girl Beatdown

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"Jersey Shore" brick house Jwoww stormed her way into a TNA Wrestling ring yesterday -- and smacked around a Snooki wannabe ... like she killed the last bottle of self tanner.

It all went down at the taping of Spike TV's "TNA iMPACT" in
Orlando ... set to air Thursday.

As we previously reported, Jwoww raked in a cool $15k to beat some Snook-alike ass ... and the TNA people are hoping to lock her into a longer deal.

Snooki Signing Her Community Service Away

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Snooki intends to finally complete her court-ordered community service for that whole drunken arrest thing ... and part of her contribution to society will be a 3-hour autograph session ... TMZ has learned.

According to Snooki's lawyer, Ray Raya, the "Jersey Shore" star will hit the Seaside Heights Community Center this weekend to sign autographs at a fund-raising event for an animal charity ... and the event will count toward her required two days of service.

We're told Snooks -- who was arrested after a drunken bender in Seaside Heights back in July -- will also be making a "personal donation of an undisclosed amount."

But before Snooki gets all Hancocky, we're told she'll be participating in a private community service activity that will take a few hours of her time ... but her people are keeping that info under wraps.