Kids

Olivier Martinez will not wage a custody war with Halle Berry, sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... because he does not want to go through with the savagery he witnessed between Halle and Gabriel Aubry.

We're told Olivier was horrified by the bitterness between Halle and Gabriel, and the toll it took on their daughter Nahla. He's satisfied with joint custody of their 2-year-old son, Maceo, and we're told Halle is also down with that.

We're also told Olivier has no intention of moving to France and starting a Kelly Rutherford/Daniel Giersch type international war.

It's lucky for Halle, because she wanted to move Nahla to France, and tried unsuccessfully to convince a judge it was a better place to raise kids than the U.S.

Halle Berry is done playing court games ... she's filed for divorce for a second time this week, and this time around she used real names, not aliases.

TMZ obtained a copy of the new docs, filed Wednesday. Halle lists her real name and Olivier Martinez's as well. You'll recall, TMZ broke the story Halle filed her first divorce petition Monday using the alias Hal Maria.

She also gives her son's real name -- Maceo. In the first petition, she listed him as Mac Martin.

The specifics in the document are identical to Monday's filing ... she's asking for custody based on the "best interests" of 2-year-old Maceo.

There's a prenup that keeps all of her money separate from his, and vice versa.

As we reported, Olivier filed his own divorce petition Tuesday, so now Halle has made it clear she wants to be the petitioner and NOT him. So a fight seems to be brewing.

Brandon Jenner is clearly not superstitious .... because he got his dad's hand-me-down SUV -- the one that triggered a fatal car crash.

We're told Caitlyn gave her son the Escalade after it underwent some serious body work.

Brandon needed a safe ride because he's now carting around a wife and new baby. The SUV is certainly road tested. It smashed into 2 cars on PCH in February ... a Lexus and a Prius, yet the damage wasn't enough to total it.

It passed the crash test for sure ... still a little weird.

Criss Angel wants you to believe he's single, but it's just an illusion because he's been married for nearly a year ... TMZ has learned.

According to a marriage certificate, Criss tied the knot with his singer-songwriter girlfriend, Shaunyl Benson, right after Valentine's Day.

The hints unraveled this week after Criss admitted he was the father of Benson's 20-month-old son, Johnny, and had to cancel his Vegas act until early November because the boy has cancer. He shared a photo on Monday ... Johnny's 4th day of chemo.

It's unclear why he kept his family life secret. Just 3 weeks ago, Criss denied he was a father while talking to a Cleveland radio station.

More good news for the kid who got his souvenir ball jacked at the Cards vs. Ravens game ... he already got a new ball and a tour of the field ... and now he's got the chance to meet Chris Johnson!!

This all started when Chris gave 12-year-old Easton Wiggins the ball from his 1st quarter TD Monday night ... some jerk snatched the rock away, turning a dope moment into a total bummer.

Enter Montel Williams (the famous talk show host) who heard about the whole thing via Twitter and used his social media klout to bring the issue to the Cardinals organization ... which got Easton a new ball, and a post game field pass.

But they ain't stopping there ... we spoke with Cards VP of Media Relations Mark Dalton and he says they want to do EVEN MORE for Easton ... including allowing him to come to a practice and meet CJ2k in the flesh!!

“We would be happy to find a way to connect the two parties, Montel and Easton as well as Chris Johnson. Whether it’s coming to a game or practice, whatever is possible."

"Here he was, trying to do something really nice for the young fan and then all this unfortunately happened. When it’s all said and done, Easton ended up better off than if he would’ve just gotten the original touchdown ball."

Stay tuned ...

Vin Diesel's daughter Hania already has the kick ass look nailed down ... and she's only 7.

Vin's got Hania training with champ UFC fighter Ronda Rousey, and had her refuel with some fancy Chinese food Monday night on a father/daughter date at Mr Chow in Bev Hills.

Super Bowl champion Ed McCaffrey says his Heisman hopeful son Christian has everything it takes ... to be better than dear old dad on the football field.

Christian is absolutely EVISCERATING the college football world this season ... making highlight reel plays on a weekly basis that have a lot of people talking Heisman.

Dad was no slouch himself, winning 3 Super Bowls and making an All-Pro team during his NFL career with the Giants, 49ers, and of course, the Broncos.

Question is ... with all this talk of the younger McCaffrey taking over, does Christian have what it takes to steal the family name from his old man?

We spoke to Ed and he says ... ABSOLUTELY.

"He can be better than me. I sort of just let football play out for me and everything happened to work out, but Christian has goals. He has what it takes to better than I was."

Big Ed adds that he can't make all the games 'cause he has four sons currently playing (good genes), but that it's not just Christian's dream to win the Heisman ... it's his as well.

If you ever crash your Skywalker Hoverboard, better hope R. Kelly's there to hook you up with another one, which is exactly what happened to one lucky kid at a Chicago department store.

The 9-year-old was helping his mom shop for a Burberry belt Sunday at the Nordstrom on Michigan Ave when he cruised off, and bit it so hard he broke his wheels in two.

First to the rescue -- R. Kelly, who just happened to be doing some shopping. R. Kellz picked the kid up, and before he even shed a tear, Kelly had his assistant run to his car and grab the singer's personal hoverboard ... which he then handed to the kid.

R. Kelly ... still making sure people can fly.

Romeo's record company is no shell company for his dad Master P to hide millions ... and he's got receipts to prove it to his mother -- who dragged him into her divorce war.

A source close to Romeo tells us the rapper insists No Limit Forever is more his deal, and less about his father. He's saying he founded the label, and all the money in its bank account is his.

Master P and his estranged wife, Sonya Miller, started No Limit Records in the '90s -- and she's fighting for a cut of that fortune, but claims Master P is hiding cash in their son's similarly named label.

Kate Middleton and Prince George were like any other mom and son checking out giant dinosaur bones at a museum -- except for the whole he's the next King of England thing.

The heir to the throne and his caretaker hit up London's Natural History Museum -- and attempted to blend in with their royal subjects.

Kate's following in Princess Diana's footsteps. George's late grandma was often criticized for giving Princes William and Harry a taste of the real life.

In Di's favor ... her boys turned out just fine. Upstanding leaders, who also know how to party.

Kourtney Kardashian did dinner with a new man Sunday night -- in a very single mom kinda way -- and instead of romance ... Scott Disick was likely the main topic of conversation.

Kourtney was at Toscanova in Calabasas with two of her kids, Mason and Penelope, and the apparent suitor, whose name is Chris Reda. He's a good friend of Scott's, who's visited him in rehab recently ... according to our sources.

So there's a good chance he was just giving Kourtney an update.

Ultimately, Kourtney's recent night out in WeHo with Justin Bieber was probably more romantic than dinner with Chris.

Kim Kardashian has figured out the whole pregnancy thing ... she's way more comfortable the second time around, even letting it all hang out.

The Kardashians threw a pajama-themed baby shower in Bev Hills over the weekend. Kim, who's 7 months pregnant, was looking good with North wearing matching PJs.

Way better than the tight-fitting stuff, which looked excruciating.

Chris Brown and Nia Guzman are waving the white flag and squashing their blood feud ... all in the name of truly co-parenting their one-year-old daughter.

Sources connected to Chris and Nia tell us they sat down recently to figure out how best to raise Royalty peacefully. They've even decided to take her to swim lessons, gymnastics and dance classes ... together!

We're told they've found even more common ground on the preschool she's attending, and both want to be involved. Imagine, Chris at a PTA meeting.

Chris and Nia battled for months over each other's parenting skills, but in the wake of hammering out things in court ... they've finally achieved peace.

Robbie Lawler is no Vin Diesel -- 'cause even though Vin is getting his 7-year-old daughter into MMA right now ... the UFC superstar says his kid will have to wait 'til he's 8.

It's actually an interesting question among parents -- with MMA exploding as a sport, more kids want to get involved at a younger age.

But Robbie -- who began his martial arts training at age 9 -- says, "I'm gonna try to keep my son out of martial arts as long as possible."

"I want him to know his body a little more before he starts getting into martial arts."

Adrien Broner has some solid advice for new parents -- PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU'RE CHANGING DIAPERS ... or you could get peed on.

Broner knows what he's talking about ... the 26-year-old's wife gave birth to his 6th kid back in February.

So, when the boxing champ was leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood last night ... we asked for the most important piece of parental advice he could pass down ... and his answer's pretty funny.