Lamar Odom I'M OFF TO SPAIN And I'm Taking My Wedding Ring!
Lamar Odom doesn't just think he can save his basketball career in Spain ... he also thinks he can save his marriage ... and to prove it, he rocked his wedding ring on his way out of the country.
Odom was all smiles as he rolled through LAX on Tuesday ... right before he boarded his plane to Espana, where he'll join a Spanish pro basketball team (Laboral Kutxa Vitoria).
But it was clear he wanted to make a statement about the state of his marriage to Khloe Kardashian -- by wearing the ring on his finger.
As we previously reported, Khloe already filed for divorce ... and wants out of the marriage.
Clearly, Odom is an optimist these days.
Joe Simpson That Topless Beach Dude Is My Meal Ticket
Jessica Simpson's dad is sticking tight to a 6'2" stud -- parading him all over Miami Beach -- and TMZ has learned it's all to make a buck.
The eye candy Joe Simpson photographed sprawling in the sand last weekend has a name ... it's Jonathan Keith, and he's a model Joe is taking under his wing.
A source connected to Joe tells us JK is fresh off the boat from Scotland, and Joe's been managing him for about 5 months.
We're told Joe and Jon are in Miami to book modeling gigs. So that whole scene on South Beach was just practice.
Nice pull, Joe.
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Michelle Rodriguez Oops! I Lost My Pants ... In the Limo with My GF
No one had a better ride than Michelle Rodriguez last night -- just ask her pants ... which disappeared off her body while she was in the backseat of a limo with her new GF Cara Delevingne!
Here's what we know.
Fact: Michelle was wearing white pants when she and Cara hopped a ride back to their London hotel.
Fact: Michelle stepped out of the car cloaked in her bodyguard's jacket ... WITHOUT pants.
FUN FACT: CD stepped out of the car right after Michelle ... holding white pants.
Fact: These pictures tell an AWESOME story, and this is our new favorite celeb couple.
10:29 AM PT -- Michelle's rep tells TMZ, the UK Mirror story -- in which Michelle reportedly admitted to being in a relationship with Cara -- is FALSE. The rep says Michelle never spoke to the Mirror.
Papa Joe Simpson Makes Hot Young Man His Beach
Jessica Simpson's dad Joe has found a young man to spend his time with ... and photograph ... shirtless ... in Miami.
The pics were taken Saturday in South Beach, showing 55-year-old Joe getting his tan on with a much younger man ... and then taking shirtless photos of the guy, sprawled out on the sand.
Joe divorced ex-wife Tina in April after 35 years of marriage.
Whatever ... looks like he's having fun.
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Michelle Rodriguez & Cara Lesbihonest We're Dating!!!
Michelle Rodriguez and supermodel Cara Delevingne are acknowledging the obvious -- they're the hottest lesbian couple in the universe -- and to prove it they ate out last night.
Michelle and Cara were photographed leaving a London restaurant together, looking very coupley.
And to make it official -- before their date, Michelle told The Mirror they're an item, saying, "It's going really well. She's so cool. When we started hanging out, I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together."
35-year-old Michelle and 21-year-old Cara have been all over each other for 6 weeks now -- starting last month with a drunken makeout session courtside at a Knicks game -- so nothing fishy about this hookup.
Michelle's rep tells TMZ, the UK Mirror story is FALSE. The rep says Michelle never spoke to the Mirror.
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Khloe Kardashian PELTS Herself 'FXCK YO FUR'
Anti-fur activist Khloe Kardashian made her views explicit in NYC Monday morning -- rocking a fake fur coat on the street ... with the words "FXCK YO FUR" spray-painted on her back in bright red letters.
Khloe has spoken out against wearing fur for years -- and even partnered with PETA on several campaigns, but she cut ties with the organization in 2012 after a PETA-affiliated activist dumped flour on Kim K during a red carpet event.
As for furs, Lady Gaga agrees to disagree.
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Miley Cyrus Rolling Golden Ganja Gear On Tour
If you love little people, over-sexualized 21-year-olds AND marijuana -- Miley Cyrus has your back ... 'cause she is dealing pot paraphernalia on her tour.
At Miley's Vancouver stop of the Bangerz tour this weekend ... she was hawking rolling papers -- 2 free 24k gold leafed sheets -- with the purchase of her tour book (filled with sexy Miley pics).
Let's face it ... probably not a bad idea to smoke a fatty -- just to get through watching Miley perform faux fellatio on a dude in a Bill Clinton mask.
Just sayin' ...
Julianne Hough Take a Hike, Ryan I Got a New BF
Julianne caught some So. Cal. rays with Washington Capitals center Brooks Laich. With photogs in plain sight they clearly wanted to make a statement as they walked with her teeny tiny dogs.
It's not like Ryan Seacrest will be heartbroken. He's moved on with another hot chick, who apparently is cool that he sees other people as well. In other words, don't feel sorry for him.
Seacrest out. Hockey in.
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Kanye to Kim Let's Get that Mouth Fed
Kanye West took his favorite mouth to dinner yesterday ... one day after he praised Kim Kardashian's oral skills on a new remix.
The two went out for a romantic evening in New York after his concert in New Jersey -- probably to make up for his recent remix of "Drunk in Love" ... where Kanye said he first fell in love with Kim after "impregnating her mouth."
Mercy.
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Charlie Sheen I'm Getting Married Again For the 4th Time
Three-time divorcee Charlie Sheen is hopping back on the marriage wagon ... this time to former adult star Brett Rossi.
Sheen proposed Saturday morning after he flew Rossi to Hawaii on a private jet -- then bragged about the proposal to a local photog who snapped some pics.
Sources close to Sheen confirmed the engagement is for real ... but so far, no additional details.
Sheen was first married in '95 to model Donna Peele but the couple split up a year later. In 2002, Sheen tied the knot with Denise Richards ... but she surprisingly filed for divorce two years later while six months pregnant with their second kid.
Brooke Mueller got the lucky title of wife #3 in 2008 ... but they were divorced in 2011 after a tumultuous relationship.
For what it's worth ... sources close to Sheen tell us they're confident this relationship is different than the others -- and he's taking things incredibly serious this time.
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Miley Cyrus Pulls a Monica Lewinsky ... on Clinton Impersonator
Miley Cyrus proved she knows how to party in the U.S.A. AND Canada Friday night ... by simulating fake oral sex on stage in Vancouver on a Bill Clinton impersonator.
It was all for the debut concert on Miley's "Bangerz" tour -- which was filled with little people dressed as joints, giant stuffed animals, and a lot of ass -- but the big finish was her rendition of "Party in the U.S.A."
During the song ... Miley's dancers dressed up as famous American icons to pay tribute to our country -- and when Bill hit the stage Cyrus quickly dropped to her knees in his honor.
Might wanna dry clean that blue outfit.
Just sayin' ...
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Bruce, Khloe & Kylie Lonely Hearts Club Band
The singles band together for Valentine's Day -- Kylie and Khloe Kardashian lunched with Bruce Jenner near the family home in Calabasas.
Gotta say ... Bruce looks great -- better than he has in a long time.
The 2 sisters showed unity as they left the restaurant.
As you clearly know ... Bruce is separated from Kris ... and Khloe has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom.
As for Kylie ... she's 16 and single.
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Lindsay Lohan Ali, I Love You But I'm Bringing You Down
Lindsay Lohan spent Valentines day around the love of her life ... alcohol ... and her sister Ali Lohan.
Lilo went bar hopping with Ali Friday night in New York's East Village and both appeared to be date-free. Lindsay and Ali don't look drunk in the photos ... but the night was still young.
At least New York has plenty of cabs.
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Simon Cowell Daddy's Almost at the Hospital Keep Your Vagina Closed
Simon Cowell's baby mama better tighten up her lady parts ... 'cause the "X-Factor" judge just landed in New York -- and he's making a beeline for the hospital.
We broke the story ... Lauren Silverman went into labor early Friday morning -- and Simon rushed home from London to be there -- but based on his look in the pic ... the soon to be dad doesn't look too worried about missing things.
Something tells us he won't be filming the gruesome process.
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Ex-Bachelor Smiling Like a Virgin ... Who Just Got Laid
It's official ... Mt. Sean Lowe has erupted -- the ex 'Bachelor' is walking around with a grin that can only mean he finally cleared his pipes by losing his alleged virginity a few weeks after getting married.
Lowe couldn't contain his joy at LAX on Thursday ... exactly 18 days after tying the knot with Catherine Giudici.
The 30-year-old insurance salesman and fitness model claimed he was saving himself for marriage.
So ... 18 days later. Still smiling ear-to-ear? Way to go, Catherine.
Alessandra Ambrosio Suck On You Is That a Hickey On Your Neck?
Love sucks -- at least for supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, who stepped out in L.A. Thursday with what appears to be a GIANT HICKEY on her neck.
Alessandra was with her millionaire businessman fiance Jamie Mazur at the time, so it makes sense. Especially since today is Valentine's Day (sorry for the reminder).
Of course, the "hickey" could always be a curling iron burn ... but let's be real: it's never a curling iron burn.