Chelsea Clinton Mother's Road To Presidency Gets A Bump

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Chelsea Clinton's baby bump is getting bigger and bigger ... which means her mother's decision to run for President could be getting closer and closer.

Hillary Clinton famously said she wants to wait until becoming a grandma before declaring her candidacy for the highest office in the land ... and this pic shows that call may be coming sooner rather than later.

Of course, as far as we can see, the most important soon-to-be grandchild in the free world (sorry, Prince George) has no security anywhere in sight.

Somebody get that kid a secret serviceman ... and a publicist ... STAT!

Tim Robbins The Street Hockey Player

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Notorious New York Rangers fan Tim Robbins gave his 55-year-old body a workout by playing street hockey with a few friends in Santa Monica recently.

Do you think breathing through your eyelids works in hockey too?

Paris Hilton Can't Handle a Foot-Long

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Paris Hilton is not so cool that she can't chow down on Subway ... she just thinks she's too cool to be SEEN with a Subway sandwich.

Everyone's favorite leggy socialite was spotted Monday hitting up the popular sandwich shop in New York City, but as soon as she walked out ... and realized the paps had seen her ... she tried (unsuccessfully) to slip the sub behind her clutch.

Either she wants to promote fashion over food, or she is still holding on to her Carl's Jr. days. It's gotta be the latter ... for us.

Miley Cyrus Topless That's Always in Style

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Miley Cyrus has gone all Crazy Girls (the strip club, not psycho) ... busting out in a big way during NYC Fashion Week.

A couple of ice cream cone pasties were all that stood between Miley's nipples and her crew as they cruised into an Alexander Wang after party.

Miley rolled in to the event with Tyga, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and others -- but everyone else was boring and, y'know .. fully clothed.

So, yeah ... Miley won the night.

Shia LaBeouf Showing Off His LaBulge

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Shia LaBeouf did his best impression of a teenager on the high school wrestling team Saturday in Studio City ... rolling around town in a killer pair of spandex.

The 28-year-old actor and his girlfriend Mia Goth hit the town for a lunch date and we're guessing he just finished some sort of aerobic exercise. Or maybe he's just incredibly fashion forward in a way us mortals just don't comprehend.

In case the tank top looks familiar ... it appears to be the same one Shia wore during his extremely dramatic ice bucket challenge.

Tight.

Beyonce & Jay Z Celebrate Bey Day ... Island Style

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Beyonce and Jay Z's marriage is SO on the rocks that they're celebrating her 33rd birthday ... together ... with Blue Ivy on an island in the Mediterranean.

Jay and Bey were all over each other -- pretending to enjoy themselves on the beach. Jay played a little paddle ball while Blue played in the sand ... until it was time to head back to their yacht, off the coast of Corsica.

Yeah, we're calling it ... time to kill the break up talk. We should all be this unhappy.

Suge Knight Life Goes On

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Suge Knight is alive and well ... and running errands!

The rap impresario -- still recovering from being shot six times on August 24 at a pre-VMA party -- was spotted out Friday, hitting up the Rochester Big & Tall store in Beverly Hills.

There's nothing more gangster than that.

Camilla Parker Bowles Baywatch Babes Got Nothing On Me!

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It ain't exactly Selena Gomez and Cara Delevinge -- but Camilla Parker Bowles and her girlfriends are getting their party on Ibiza-style too.

The Duchess of Cornwall flaunted her crown jewels on a boat, while wearing a red one-piece -- that looks exactly like the classic "Baywatch" suits. Suck it Pam Anderson.

No sign of Prince Charles ... seems like Camilla's on a girls-only trip. Look what you're missing, Chuck.

Sad Fact: Selena and Cara have not been back to Ibiza since this all went down. Shame.

James Franco So Fresh and So Clean Clean

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James Franco showed off a freshly-shaved head, a fake mustache and a head tattoo while shooting a documentary in Venice, Italy.

Franco's fresh dome is for an upcoming movie -- and ... no, it's not a "Kojak" reboot. Or a 'King and I' remake. Or a Mr. Clean biopic.

Rita Ora Cleavage 1, Zipper 0

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Rita Ora slipped into the sexiest body suit since Catwoman ... and took it for a stroll around London Wednesday.

Damn. Now we get it, Rob K.

'Shahs of Sunset' Star All This Water... And I'm Still Thirsty!

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Mercedes Javid paid homage to Denise Richards' character in 'Wild Things' by squeezing into a micro thong swimsuit for a very soapy and public car wash/cry-for-attention.

M.J. shamelessly posed while putting a shine on her Volkswagen SUV in L.A. -- even though the city's in the midst of severe drought.

She's been very open about her dramatic weight loss over the last year, which she chalks up to a healthy appetite for sex.

Still ... washing a car is a pain in the ass.

Cuba Gooding, Jr. Ass Cracking a Smile ... For America!

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Cuba Gooding Jr. flashed his American spirit right along with his ass crack ... during Labor Day weekend.

Cuba sported a Paul Revere hat and stars and stripes board shorts while showing off the dark side of the moon on the beach in Malibu

Cheeky bastard.

Blake Griffin Beach Reconciliation ... With Smokin' Hot Baby Mama

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Seems Blake Griffin is back ON with Brynn Cameron -- because the two spent Labor Day weekend TOGETHER ... hangin' out on the beaches of Hawaii with their adorable kid.

As we previously reported, Blake and Brynn have been on-and-off over the years ... and were definitely not together last year when Brynn gave birth to their son Ford.

But all signs pointed to "couple" in Hawaii ... where the two put every other vacationing couple to shame with their insanely ripped physiques.

Sidenote -- Ford's "not impressed" face ... epic.

Lil Wayne Chowing Down on Watermelon ... IN THE CLUB!!!

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Lil Wayne found himself in the mood for some watermelon while partying in an Atlanta nightclub Sunday night ... and luckily he brought some with him.

Wayne was at the Velvet Room when he was seen taking a snack break. Weezy had a slice of watermelon in one hand ... and what appears to be a blunt in other.

Apparently the Velvet Room has a BYOW policy.

Jay Z & Beyonce Snuggly Together at Made in America Festival

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Jay Z and Beyonce shared a cozy moment in the VIP area as they watched Kanye West perform at Sunday's Made in America Festival in Los Angeles.

After seeing these photos, that capture an intimate moment between the two, we can all agree they are definitely, maybe, possibly, absolutely, perhaps, probably, 100% for sure breaking up or staying together.

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Breakfast in the Hamptons

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Though he's reportedly dating Jennifer Lawrence and she's reportedly dating "Glee" producer Brad Falchuk ... formerly coupled duo Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were spotted together Saturday.

The two were seen headed to breakfast in the Hamptons with their two children, Apples and Moses.

Even consciously uncoupled people need to eat breakfast.