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As we previously reported, Vivid Entertainment offered to pay the balance due on her house if she got down and dirty on tape ... but according to Octo, she's lacking one very important quality.

Outside Mr. Chow on Tuesday, the "Hell's Kitchen" overlord engaged in some serious smack talk claiming the last time he complained about a meal was when he went to "Jamie Oliver's restaurant."

Nadya Suleman hit up the park yesterday and tried to kill the foreclosure stories -- saying "95% of everything has been lies, made up, catastrophized ... we're fine, we're not losing our house, it's just ridiculous."

As we first reported, Octo didn't make a balloon payment of $450,000 on March 10. She's also behind $4,139 on monthly payments. Amer Haddadin, the man who holds the note, says if he's not paid in full today, he'll initiate foreclosure proceedings.

The New England Patriots quarterback wrapped up his fists for a hardcore training session at an L.A. boxing gym on Friday.

Brady bobbed, he weaved, he even threw a few quality shots -- and he didn't look too bad doing it either ... for a quarterback.

At the beginning of last night's emotional show, Marie addressed the crowd by saying "The way Osmonds survive is we keep singing and that's what we want to do tonight ... I know my son would want that. He was full of love and laughter and this show is for him."

Marie held it together -- but struggled with her last line of the show after Donny sang "May God keep you in his tender care."

Moments ago outside his Malibu home, Ryan told cameras he and Tatum were "shocked" by the Farrah omission -- saying maybe it happened because "she wasn't well known enough."

FYI -- 88% of TMZ voters agree Farrah should have been part of the tribute.

Tillman and his two doggy friends -- Rose and Lyle -- hit the slopes in Wrightwood, CA yesterday where they laid some serious tracks.

Oh yeah, Tillman also surfs.

Sheen went to the opening of his father, Martin Sheen's, play Sunday at the Mark Taper Forum, where he signed photos and posed for pictures with fans.

This was the scene yesterday about an hour before Tiger hit the green for his second staged photo shoot -- Tiger's golf cart was spotted pulling into his driveway from above.

We're pretty sure that's Tiger in the white hat.

Kim -- who found a way to turn a salad into a sexual innuendo for a Carl's Jr. commercial -- was in a car with her BF Reggie Bush and their bodyguard when it rolled up to a drive-thru window at In-N-Out Burger ... a direct competitor to the man who signs Kim's checks.

But moments after they were spotted, the car headed straight for the nearest Carl's Jr. where Kim ordered her salad ... and the bodyguard claimed he was the only one who got food from In-N-Out.

So was Kim really craving a salad ... or is this simply a case of fast food damage control???

The world may never know.

Doc Murray strolled into work today, where he nodded when a photog asked if he was happy to be back.

As we previously reported, Murray -- who's facing an involuntary manslaughter charge in the death of Michael Jackson -- is prohibited from administering powerful anesthetics as a condition of his bail.

White's luxurious locks are what's letting him down -- dude told photogs "Unfortunately, I was born with this hair."

And with that, the awesome nickname "Flying Tomato" was born too.

This weekend at LAX, the freak accident coverboy says the burns he suffered to his private parts were the worst injuries he's ever had, "by far."