Party All The Time

So when Naomi -- who had been partying on her boat with convicted felon and known con man Christopher Rocancourt (who has admitted to bilking investors out of millions of dollars) -- showed to party on Diddy's yacht in Cannes, the s**t hit the fan!

Sources say the poster child for anger management got into a mayjah confrontation with Diddy -- and he threw a sobbing Naomi off the boat. Happy birthday to you!

Young tells The Tennessean, "I was having a good time with friends ... and you know how it is, as a quarterback you can't have too much fun. I blame myself for that, but at the same time you have to watch certain things," adding, '"I apologize to some of the kids if they did see it because I am trying to be a role model for them. But at the same time, I was just trying to have fun with (friends).''

Tell that to Matt Leinart.

A cheesy website has been created to get Lindz's bash off the ground, claiming "a group of 75 VIP guests" will party down at the "internationally media worthy event." All you have to do his fork over the cash -- and your product can be a part of it!

Sources tell us this is no joke, the site was designed to make it easy to find promotion for her party. We hear, though, alcohol sponsors can keep their scratch.

Pictures posted on Blogxilla show the shirtless quarterback partying hard a few days ago at a bar in the Lone Star State -- surrounded by a bunch of Texas longhorns. Not talkin' bout the college, people.

A spokesperson for the Titans had "no comment."

Turns out, 22-year-old Masha Markova is quite the partier. So her claim that the coat smelled of booze and smoke when it was returned ... well, look at the pics and judge for yourself.

Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan got cozy at the Hornitos' Cinco de Mayo party last night. Interestingly, Joel's girlfriend Nicole Richie -- who is of Mexican descent (her birth name is Nicole Escovedo) -- was not at the event.

Retired rapper Eminem has been approached to play Nelson Mandela's upcoming 90th birthday party. Go Nelson, it's ya birthday - er, whatever.

While reports say it's a done deal, Em's camp tells us they haven't accepted the invite just yet.

While one's been arrested, the other one spent 27 years in jail. We're hoping the inevitable, awkward, "who's got more street cred?" conversation won't lead to any beef between the birthday boy and the not-so-slim Shady.

Jesse McCartney is the perfect neighbor -- if you're a vampire!

J-Mac's neighbors are pissed about the former boybander's parties -- they don't get going until 2:30 in the frickin' morning and they last all night. A notice was sent around the neighborhood that calls out Jesse by name and tells people to call 911 when things get out of control.

We're told cops have busted up several of the 20-year-old's ragers, but no charges have been filed.

Before she sold herself to Eliot Spitzer, TMZ has learned that Ashley Alexandra Dupre gave herself up to the "Girls Gone Wild" cams for her 18th birthday -- and spent an entire week aboard the "GGW" bus.

Sources tell TMZ that "GGW" has "a week's worth" of video of Ashley celebrating her 18th birthday, which she did on the big bus. We're told that "GGW" plans on releasing an Ashley Dupre-specific video "shortly."

In photos obtained by Nik Richie over at TheDirty.com, Chanell Elaine Hallett is seen working as a hostess -- totally nude except for a little paint. According to the website, her drivers license suggests that her 18th birthday would've fallen about a week and a half after the Super Bowl week event. (And in case you're wondering, it's common for AZ licenses to be good for 50 years.)

Also at the party -- Brit's cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims. It appears Sam and Alli are trying to ride out the last six minutes of their instant fame by appearing where the celebs are. It's hard to think about Paris when the paps are focused on those two.

So let's see here: Ashton's party had Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, Kate Hudson, Eric Dane, Liv Tyler, Ivanka Trump, blah, blah, blah and ... not Wilmer.