Stars In Heat

With a combined net worth somewhere in the $100 million range (maybe more) ... NBA superstar brothers Pau and Marc Gasol saved a few bucks by yachting TOGETHER in Spain this week.

With the 2012-13 NBA season officially over ... and zero combined championship rings to show for it ... the two 7-footers decided to chill on a fancy boat in Menorca, Spain.

... don't you ever forget!!!

As the weather warms up, Twitter is EXPLODING with sexy celeb #selfie photos -- can you guess which reality star posted this tanned torso pic for your viewing pleasure? We're not complaining, but the answer may disappoint you.

This is Miami Heat star Ray Allen on a beach -- and yes, those are his rippled ab muscles ... all 100 of them.

The 10-time NBA All-Star took his talents -- his gleaming, chiseled torso -- to South Beach over the weekend to ride jet skis with friends.

The NBA champion Heat desperately want 37-year-old Allen back next season for his clutch 3-point shooting (see Game 6 of the Finals).

But he clearly has much more than that to offer Miami.

If you're wondering what it takes to look like The Rock (aside from ridiculous genetics) the new "Hercules" star just revealed the diet he maintains to play the son of Zeus -- and it's unbelievable.

Rock just posted the breakdown on Twitter -- and it includes 7 full meals with ridiculous quantities of food, including rice, 14 egg whites, all kinds of vegetables, and more than 3 POUNDS of meat.

It's been working too ... Rock's been posting pics of himself during filming (above) and he's more jacked than ever.

Unfortunately, you can't just eat like The Rock to look like him ... you kinda have to go to the gym too.

Maybe tomorrow.

Here's Eddie Murphy's 45-year-old ex-wife Nicole Murphy on a beach in Miami yesterday (left) -- and 34-year-old Australian supermodel and current Eddie Murphy girlfriend Paige Butcher on a beach in Hawaii one week earlier (right).

It's the boobie battle you've all been waiting for -- 22-year-old "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham (with her brand new D cups) and the legendary Tanning Mom (with her genuine leather speed bags).

It's actually a hilarious coincidence ... Farrah and 45-year-old Patricia Krentcil both posed for topless photo shoots on the beaches of Malibu Thursday.

Malibu beaches are a hot spot for celeb photo shoots, so it's not that surprising they showed up around the same place -- but it's incredible they BOTH decided to drop their tops.

The sun wasn't the only thing that was hot in Bali yesterday -- Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens went two pieces on the Indonesian island.

The actresses sunned themselves in barely-there bikinis while attending the Oakley Pro Bali surf competition. Ashley even took some surf lessons herself.

We'd say more ... but a picture is worth a thousand words.

Like a turtle without his shell, rock-n-roll god Slash hit the pool in Ibiza this week ... WITHOUT HIS TRADEMARK TOP HAT!!!

The former Guns N' Roses guitarist is vacationing off in Spain with his family ... just like they did back in 2012. Dude looks good.

Meantime, here's a photo of Axl Rose at a yard sale in New York this weekend. He looks ... fine?

Mariah Carey is either a 6 or a 10 on the hot scale depending on which photo you're looking at from her Italian vacation. Not that we're complaining about bikini pics.

Grazie, Mimi!

49ers QB Colin Kaepernick is totally jacked up for next season -- after losing the Super Bowl this year -- showing off his beefy man arms in a black tank top today during a sunny stroll in L.A.

Mariah Carey's bikini top successfully held on for dear life as the singer climbed onto her boat off the coast of Italy today.

Damn.

Sofia Vergara posted this

photo on the Internet over the weekend.

There were no survivors.

Jerry O'Connell tucked his 39-year-old manhood into a bright orange mankini this week while filming scenes for his new CBS show "We Are Men."

The ladies LOOOOVE Patrick Schwarzenegger's body ... especially his nipple?

Arnold's 19-year-old kid was hanging out on a yacht in Saint Tropez with his girlfriend Taylor Burns ... when she decided to play the role of male breast inspector.

Meanwhile, over in Hawaii ... Eddie Murphy's girlfriend Paige Butcher rocked another tiny bikini.

Happy summer everyone.

Eat your heart out, David Hasselhoff!!!

For the first time in her life, Mama June splashed around in the Atlantic Ocean ... during a family vacation to Tybee Island in Georgia this week.

June posed for some Baywatch-inspired photos ... helped bury Uncle Poodle in the sand ... all while keeping an eye on Honey Boo Boo, who went crazy with an inner tube.

This is Eddie Murphy's smoking hot girlfriend in Hawaii Tuesday ... which is pretty much all you need to know.

But IF you care to know more ... her name's Paige Butcher, she's 34 and a former Maxim model. They've been dating for 9 months-ish.

Based on his recent resume -- ex-wife Nicole Murphy, baby mama Melanie B from the Spice Girls, and film producer Tracey Edmonds -- Eddie definitely has a type: hot women who love his enormous ... sense of humor.

And most likely his money.