Stars In Heat

This is it ... the last bikini objectification of the year ... and so, we proudly present -- KATIE HOLMES VS. JENNIFER ANISTON!!!!

Katie was out in Miami, flaunting her post-Tom Cruise physique in a hot pink 2-piece.

Jennifer is still in Cabo ... hangin' out with her man Justin Theroux.

Two hot bodies -- but there can only be one winner.

So, we gotta ask ...

Paul McCartney did what most celebs do around the holidays -- migrate to a warmer climate and hit up the beach!

McCartney and his wife Nancy Shevell went for a swim Friday while vacationing in St. Barts ... and the 71-year old singer was awfully spry for his age while diving into the water.

Celebs have been peacing out to exotic places around Christmas and New Years for decades ... with St. Barts, Mexico and Hawaii being the choice destinations.

This is Nicole Minetti ... one of the women convicted of wrangling up prostitutes for disgraced Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi ... and by the looks of these pics, you'd never guess she'd recently been sentenced to 5 YEARS IN PRISON.

According to Italian officials, Minetti was one of the key people who supplied the hookers to Berlusconi's legendary "Bunga Bunga" parties. She's been sentenced to 5 years in the big house ... but that's on hold 'cause she's appealing the case.

In the meantime, Minetti's passing the time by romping around the beaches of Miami in a thong ... just like she did on Christmas day. Which begs the question ... how the hell did she get in the country after she's been convicted???

"Dancing" does a body good ... and Audrina Patridge and Cheryl Burke are the proof.

The ladies are both in Hawaii (on separate vacations) ... flaunting their incredible "Dancing with the Stars" physiques on the beach ... and it's NICE!

Still, we gotta ask ...

Barron Hilton is still going through the healing process -- after some guy smashed his face in during a coke-fueled party in Miami earlier this month -- showing off his scabby battle wounds Thursday in Hawaii.

Barron surfaced in Maui with his GF -- 4,600 miles from the crime scene -- wearing sunglasses ... and some baby scars above his nose and his eyes. A little Neosporin would go a long way.

As we reported, Barron got his ass handed to him by one of Lindsay Lohan's friends during a mansion party in Miami. Barron blamed Lindsay for orchestrating the attack, but the guy who punched him says Lindsay's innocent ... he punched Barron all on his own.

'Tis the season to get your jollies ... and you can thank Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio, who stripped down to some red hot Rudolph-themed lingerie on a beach in L.A. yesterday.

If Tyson Beckford's beautiful ripped body doesn't do it for you -- check out Courtney Stodden's massive ... head of freshly darkened hair! Oh, and her boobs too.

Yes, like a young Anakin Skywalker -- we're going to the dark side.

Victoria's Secret model Cara Delevingne is a HERO ... 'cause she just posted video of some of the VS supermodels TWERKING behind the scenes at the fashion show ... and it's awesome.

The Twerkers -- Doutzen Kroes and Joan Smalls.

Both women were hangin' out backstage in their robes, when they decided to start throwing their asses around ... while Cara sang the words to Major Lazer's hit, "Bubble Butt."

The footage was shot back in November, but Cara held it until the show aired on CBS last night.

It's ok ...we forgive you.

Ryan Seacrest's new lady Shayna Taylor nearly FROZE TO DEATH during her first big modeling shoot yesterday -- stripping down to a tiny bikini on an L.A. beach in the middle of the winter -- but even though it was cold outside, the photo shoot was hot as hell.

As we reported, the 23-year-old smokeshow just signed with a huge modeling agency thanks to the publicity she's gotten from allegedly dating the "American Idol" host.

Check the video ... she's a natch ... but she still needs a little coaching from the photographer.

Rehab does a body good ... at least for Lindsay Lohan, who strapped on a one-piece bathing suit and flaunted around her 27-year-old physique in Miami today.

It's the first time Lindsay's really shown off her body since leaving court-ordered rehab back in July, stemming from a reckless driving conviction.

Lilo is in south Florida for Art Basel ... which is a huge international art show -- described as the premiere showcase for Modern and contemporary works of art.

For the record, it's 78 in Miami today ... in December.

Jada Pinkett Smith flaunted her awesome 42-year-old ass on a Hawaiian beach ... in an equally awesome thong -- and all the world rejoiced.

Well, all except the prudes who think mom bods are strictly one-piece territory.

So long crazy F-cups ... Heidi Montag has unveiled her new C-cups after undergoing yet another breast-related medical procedure in October ... this time to REDUCE her breast size.

You'll recall, Montag famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day back in 2010 -- including a mini brow lift, liposuction, buttock augmentation, Botox, a nose job, fat injections in her cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips, chin reduction, and increasing her breast size to F-cups.

Montag says she was young and "unstable" when she got the procedures ... and now warns other girls about making the same mistake.

Max George's girlfriend is truly a multi-tasker ... she can PDA and pick the thong out of her ass AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

Max -- the guy from The Wanted who once banged Lindsay Lohan -- took his hot model GF Nina Agdal to a beach vacation in the Bahamas ... where they galavanted around with their ridiculously attractive tan bodies.

They spearfished ... they yachted ... they boozed -- and most importantly, they documented almost the entire thing on camera so everyone could follow their half-naked vacay.

Sharing is caring.

Here's the hairless 27-year-old Drake's new and improved shirtless picture that surfaced earlier today on a social media page (left) -- and an equally ripped and equally hairless 24-year-old Chris Brown showing off his permanent body art (right).

Only one of them is having anger issues in rehab.

Drizzy Drake’s been on a fitness RAMPAGE … posing for shirtless pics in a Bieber-esque frenzy ever since he started dropping lbs for his new tour … and it looks like all the work is paying off.

Drake's trainer posted this latest installment on Instagram today … and he looks jacked with a noticeable four pack … and wearing an expression that says “even I’m surprised I look this good.”

No word on what inspired the new work out regimen ... but he's definitely starting to look more like Rihanna's type.

Kendall Jenner doesn't need a bra ... because her own father fully supports her breasts.

Sources close to Bruce Jenner tell TMZ, he 100% backs his 18-year-old daughter's decision Tuesday to expose her nipples on Instagram. As far as he's concerned, she's a fashion model ... and that's what fashion models do.

Soon after Kendall posted the pic for her 7 million followers, Bruce began defending his daughter ... saying she's a "wonderful kid and a great daughter" ... and insisting he's proud of her no matter what she does.

Just so we're all clear ... Kendall turned 18 on November 3rd. We're proud of her too.