The Kardashians

Scott Disick is good at what he does -- whatever that is -- because he's managed to snag a new girlfriend and at the same time and in the same city squire his baby mama's mother and sister around.

Scott was in Cannes Monday, rubbing elbows with Kris Jenner and holding hands with Kendall at Paul Allen's yacht party.

Definitely got game.

Tyga stunned us at LAX Friday, with his words and facial expressions that at least partially explain his breakup with Kylie.

We broke the story, the couple called it quits earlier this month, and Tyga says he walked away with good feelings. He didn't want to talk about all the rumors about him allegedly stepping out ... but he did acknowledge there were issues.

Blac Chyna had a serious moneymaker on display for her 28th birthday party at a Miami strip club -- and we ain't talking about her ass.

Her 4-tier cake came fresh out of Dollface Delight Cakery in Miami, and we've learned biz is booming at the bakery since the high-profile gig at G5ive. Owners, and sisters, Raquel and Christina Basil tell us they whipped up their creation in 16 hours, but the hard work has paid off -- they've gotten nearly double their usual orders.

Who knew cake lovers hang at strip clubs on the reg?

The sisters say BC's cake would normally cost between $1,100-$1,300, but they only charged $500 since only the giant gold ribbon and the bottom tier were edible. Delicious buttercream cake, btw. Best of all ... BC actually got to have her cake and eat it too, since she's got a little Kardashian on the way. No word if Rob Kardashian took a cheat day.

Kanye West got really personal with his latest verse -- comparing his wife to a killer ... her ole Uncle O.J. Simpson.

Kanye's on ScHoolboy Q's new track, "THat Part" and raps about hitting a strip club, and Kim Kardashian getting pissed -- "Wifey gonna kill me, she the female O.J."

Guess 'Ye's got Juice on the mind ... after 'People v. O.J. Simpson.'

Lamar Odom's former Lakers teammate is DEFENDING the decision to feature him on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" again ... telling TMZ Sports the show is NOT the root of his problems.

We spoke with Devean George -- who recently reconnected with Lamar at Kobe's last game -- who says people who are critical about Lamar being back on the show don't really understand Lamar.

Kylie Jenner's just too successful, too young and too hot to be tied down to one man, and that's the main reason she and Tyga are done for good this time.

Sources connected with the former couple tell us KJ recently realized she wants to live the single life and soak up the spoils of being an 18-year-old multi-millionaire. That frequently means flying all over the world for appearances, and we're told that didn't sit well with Tyga ... who's focusing on his music.

As one source put it ... she wants to jet set, he wants to chill in a studio -- and they both knew it wouldn't work.

Also, we're told since their mini break last fall ... there's been constant drama over "dumb stuff" -- what to eat, what they say on social media, blah, blah.

As for the model at Mother's Day brunch with Tyga? We're told he admits having a couple models "hanging around," but no serious girlfriends -- and Kylie's confident there was no cheating before they split.

Blac Chyna's 28th birthday was sooo money -- she made some, Rob Kardashian spent some and a bunch of strippers got covered in some. Win-win-win.

Chyna and Rob celebrated at Miami's G5ive strip club ... where she was hosting and paying rent for the best chicks in the club.

The mom-to-be got a giant cake delivered to VIP along with STACKS of cash, which was generously distributed to the dancers -- aka Chyna making it rain like hell on 'em!

BTW -- before Rob and Blac went to the club, they hit up Katsuya at the SLS South Beach Hotel and loaded up on just about everything on the menu, including sushi, steak, lobster, and lamb chops.

Check out the video ... not just for the exotic dancing, but for the massive birthday bling BC was flashing at the end of the night.

Scott Disick did sushi Wednesday with Kim Kardashian ... but nothin's fishy, because she's still his kids' aunt.

Scott and Kim chose the sushi restaurant with the most paparazzi -- Katsuya in Hollywood, but they were both mum on the way out.

The Kardashians just did what no lineman could ever do ... they stopped Lawrence Taylor dead in his tracks.

Marlon Wayans didn't wait for a photog to finish his question before UNLOADING on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian.

We caught up with the comedian at LAX who roasted the parents-to-be, poking fun at Blac Chyna's baby bump and her ass. Check out the video ... Marlon had a bunch of Kardashian material ready, and gave us his greatest hits.

Khloe Kardashian's still got a lot of junk in her trunk despite a rigorous workout regime that has every other part of her body slimming down.

Khloe ran errands Monday in Bev Hills, hitting up the Meche hair salon -- but in boots and jeans like this ... NO one was paying attention to her hair.

Ass ... still that family's greatest export.

Blac Chyna is not cutting the Blac out of her life anytime soon, and the only reason she's legally locking down her Kardashian name is to block squatters.

Sources close to Chyna tell us she wanted to make sure nobody else could cash in on her married name -- so she filed the docs to secure "Angela Renee Kardashian."

We're told BC is proud of the brand she's built, but realizes "Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian" might get better biz offers in the future than Blac and Rob -- and she wanted to have her ducks in a row if that becomes necessary.

She's already thinking like her in-laws ... we're told Chyna's inspiration was Kim -- who trademarked Kim Kardashian West when she married Kanye.

Kim Kardashian brought out her cleavage 'A' game for one of her last nights in Cuba -- but she got upstaged by her own daughter's dance moves.

Kim and Kanye West and the rest of the krew packed in a ton of activities before jetting off the island -- touring a bird sanctuary, an art gallery ... and a private dinner party, complete with salsa dancing lessons.

Check out the pics -- North, Penelope and Mason made grandma Kris proud. There will be another generation of 'KUWTK' ... for better or worse.

Khloe Kardashian shot a bunch of photos and videos of Lamar Odom on life support -- but he signed off on them being used on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" ... TMZ has learned.

Sources closely tied to production tell us Khloe took the images of Lamar in his hospital bed, so she could "share with him his progress when he got better."

We're told when Lamar got better, Khloe showed him the images ... and HE decided he wanted them on the show.

Lamar Odom's near-death experience was never supposed to be on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- or so we were told.

Sunday night's show featured Lamar hooked up to various forms of life support last October, shortly after he OD'd on cocaine.

During the episode the family talks about how Lamar looked in a Nevada hospital bed. They showed Lamar these pics after he'd completed his recovery at Cedars-Sinai in L.A.

Blac Chyna plans on introducing more than one new Kardashian to the world ... she's already set the wheels in motion to become a Kardashian and profit off the new moniker.

Chyna filed legal docs laying claim to the name "Angela Renee Kardashian" ... cornering the market for entertainment services, television and movie appearances, living as a "social media celebrity," and party hosting.

Her birth name is Angela Renee White.

As we reported -- Chyna and Rob are already fielding 7-figure offers for their own reality TV show.

Finally, a Blac Kardashian.