Tying The Knot

Mama June is adding a son-in-law to her brood.

June tells us her 16-year-old daughter Pumpkin is engaged to her boyfriend of 9 months, Joshua Efird. He popped the question 2 days before Christmas, complete with a ring, during dinner at a seafood restaurant.

June says she approves of 19-year-old Joshua, mostly because he's cool with taking things slow ... as in Ciara-Russell Wilson slow. Yes, the teenagers say they're saving themselves for marriage.

We know what you're thinking, but they don't HAVE to wait. Age of consent is 16 in GA. Still, they don't plan on getting hitched until Pumpkin's 18.

We'd say they grow up so fast, but ...

There's nothing more beautiful than a bride on her wedding day ... but that might not be the case when the bride is punk legend Fat Mike.

The lead singer of NOFX and his now wife, Soma Snakeoil, eloped during a secret Vegas wedding on New Year's Eve ... TMZ has learned.

The unconventional couple decided to exchange vows as the opposite genders when they planned the wedding -- which we're told was only a week before the ceremony.

Sources close to the couple tell us Matt Skiba from Blink 182 and Alkaline Trio was Mike's best man and "bridesman." The guest list was only 8 people and the dress code was lots of black and even more leather.

Soma and Fatty were engaged for over a year and have lived together for 6 years. We're told they wrote their own vows and Mike promised to be her "10,000 night stand."

Nigerian soccer star Dickson Nwakaeme is jumping the broom in style ... spending more than $65k to turn his Range Rover into a swag-dripping matrimony machine.

TMZ Sports spoke with Alex Vega ... the customizing guru down at the Auto Firm in Miami ... and he tells us Dickson wanted to sup up his ride for his upcoming wedding ... so he brought it in for a little makeover.

Vega says they ditched the something borrowed and something blue, instead electing to just go with the new ... a new Luma wide body kit, new custom Avorza AV 45 wheels and new white and black Avorza leather throughout the SUV.

Final price tag ... $65k (plus whatever it takes to get the ride back to freakin' Nigeria).

Sofia Vergara is letting everyone take one last glance at at how she looks like without a wedding ring on ... and as expected, it's incredible.

The actress and her hubby-to-be Joe Manginello touched down in Florida on Friday and are set to officially tie the knot some time this weekend. She posted the pic Saturday from The Breakers resort, and if her wedding dress looks anything like what she posed in, her guests are in for a treat.

Ariel Winter is done with men, at least for now, because she's bringing her very cute dog to Sofia Vergara's wedding.

Ariel and the samoyed pooch flew out of LAX Friday for Florida, where Sofia and Joe Manganiello will be tying the knot this weekend.

The "Modern Family" star is currently dating Laurent Gaudette ... but looks like he might've taken a back seat to the dog.

Ray J might be off the market now that he's engaged to Princess Love, but he's still got a secret weapon when it comes to wrangling the ladies!

Ray J was at LAX when our photog asked him about "Driven To Love" ... the new dating show he's hosting and co-producing with David Weintraub. Ray J didn't reveal too many details about his new gig, but did dish some dating advice and then showed us he's still got game.

The women didn't stand a chance.

As for his pre-wedding festivities, Ray J's already taking precautionary measures to make sure he doesn't screw things up before the big day.

Here it is ... video of the moment NBA star Iman Shumpert took over the mic at his GF's baby shower ... got down on one knee ... and got himself a fiancee!

As we previously reported, Shumpert popped the question to Teyana Taylor at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Cleveland ... using a pretty sizable ruby engagement ring.

The video cuts off right as he's about to utter those famous 4 words, "Will you marry me?" ... but you get the gist.

BTW, she obviously said yes ... as proved by this next video -- where she's flaunting the rock.

Congrats!

Nice rock.

Here's Hannah Davis at the CMAs Wednesday night ... showing off the insane diamond engagement ring she got from her fiance Derek Jeter.

Adrien Broner put a ring on it ... proposing to his longtime GF with a massive 6 carat diamond ring ... and shocker, she said yes!

TMZ Sports has learned ... the boxer popped the question to Arienne Gazaway (aka Miss Louiebags) with a MASSIVE custom ring from Avianne & Co. Jewelers in NYC.

In fact, we spoke with the owner Joe Avianne who tells us, “Adrien came in last week to buy an engagement ring and dropped $137,000 on an 18 karat yellow gold ring with a 6 carat diamond in the center and 3.85 carats on the setting."

After Gazaway accepted, Broner wrote ... "When you got a ride or die chick you got to put a ring on it to let her know it's REAL .... I LOVE YOU @misslouiebags #LivingLifeStressFREE #RollieLIFE."

Gazaway is currently pregnant with the boxer's 7th kid.

Mazel!

It's the end of an era ... NY Yankees superstar Derek Jeter is officially (almost) off the market for good -- confirming he is in fact engaged to S.I. swimsuit cover model Hannah Davis.

Jeter revealed his relationship status in a blog on "The Player's Tribune" about his dog -- writing, "He was a Christmas gift last year from my fiancée, whose family had Mastiffs growing up."

See what he did there? He casually dropped the term "fiancee."

And just like that ... the greatest bachelor in the history of bachelordom is hanging it up.

Congrats.

#JessicaAlba #JessicaBiel #MariahCarey #MinkaKelly #VanessaMinnillo #VidaGuerra #JordanaBrewster #TyraBanks #ManyManyManyMore...

One day before Tom Brady took it to the Colts, the mother of his 1st kid tied the knot in the Hamptons ... to a non-NFL player.

Bridget Moynahan tied the knot with businessman Andrew Frankel in a small ceremony and immediately tweeted the news -- "Oh, by the way, guess what I just did @johndolanphotog #sohappy #perfection #friends #family #forever."

The "Blue Bloods" star dated Brady from 2004 to 2006 -- and then gave birth to their son Jack in 2007.

Unclear if Tom attended the wedding -- but doubtful, since he had a game in Indianapolis the following day. However, the Patriots posted pics of some of the players at the airport on Saturday and we didn't see TB.

Kris Jenner threw a wedding for her longtime pal and 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Faye Resnick, and even officiated the ceremony.

It went down Sunday at Jenner's Calabasas pad. 'RHOBH' star Kyle Richards was one of the bridesmaids and her daughter Portia was flower girl. Khloe Kardashian even taught her some dance moves.

Kris has married off people before, including her own pastor Brad Johnson.

Faye married lawyer Everett Jack in a small ceremony, and it's hardly her first rodeo. This is marriage #4 for Faye.

BTW ... there's a whole O.J. twist to this wedding. Faye and Kris go way back -- they were both besties with Nicole Brown Simpson, and of course ... Robert Kardashian was O.J.'s pal and attorney.

We doubt any of that came up on Sunday.

Sorry ladies, ex-WWE superstar Dave Bautista -- aka Drax from "Guardians of the Galaxy" -- is officially off the market ... courtesy of one of the most accomplished pole dancers on the planet.

Bautista tied the knot to his longtime girlfriend Sarah Jade -- a professional competitive pole dancer ... who competes all over the country.

In fact, before she turned pro ... Sarah Jade took 2nd place in the USPDF Amateur Nationals in 2012!

As for the wedding, there were a bunch of WWE superstars in attendance -- including Chris Jericho, William Regal and MVP.

Congrats!!

Tom Cruise did not go to his daughter's wedding, but we found out he was nobody special, because none of the parents -- on either side -- were invited.

There are reports Tom snubbed 22-year-old Bella, who married Max Parker last month. Sources connected with Tom and Bella tell TMZ, she and Max wanted a super small wedding in London with a few friends and that was it ... no parents were invited.

We're told Tom was not only cool with the decision, he footed the bill for the wedding and party at the fancy schmancy Dorchester hotel.

"Gotham" star Morena Baccarin -- who is pregnant with co-star Ben McKenzie's baby -- plans to marry him ... TMZ has learned.

Baccarin is in the middle of a nasty divorce with director Austin Chick. According to legal docs obtained by TMZ, Baccarin says she got pregnant with Ben's baby in June, which she claims was after she separated with Chick. The estranged husband begs to differ and says she got pregnant while they were still together.

Chick filed for divorce, and Morena has already planned her next move. In her legal docs, obtained by TMZ, she says, "Today, I am in a new committed relationship. I am planning to re-marry. Also, I am 3 1/2 months pregnant."

Morena's divorce is bitter. As we reported, Chick says he came to their house in June, only to find Ben freshly showered and playing with their 1-year-old son.

And Morena included texts in her docs to show how bad the situation is ... she texted to Chick, "I'd like to be there alone with Julius [their son]. Please Friday all day and night through Sunday morning."

He responded, "I'd like to run Fox Studios and remake The Sound of Music w an entirely black cast of hip hop artist."

Black Keys guitarist Dan Auerbach and Jen Goodall said "I do" ... and they made all their reception employees swear "I won't" bad-mouth the bride, the groom or anything about their big day.

Dan and Jen tied the knot Saturday at his home in Nashville, and made everyone working the ceremony sign a confidentiality agreement ... which is not uncommon for a celeb wedding.

However, this contract wasn't about protecting details like the gown designer or the menu -- it was all about blocking trash talk. We're told anyone who does say a nasty word about Dan or Jen will be dragged to court.

Kudos to the newlyweds, and we hear the chicken was delish.