Weird News

Justin Bieber picked the wrong city to spray tag, 'cause the mayor of Gold Coast, Australia just issued an ultimatum to the "pop princess" -- clean up your mess ... OR SING FOR ME!!!!!

Mayor Tom Tate just issued a video message to Bieber after the singer went graffiti crazy all over a hotel wall during a visit to the city last week.

"I've got a message for pop princess Justin Beaver," Tate said ... "We love your music but we hate your graffiti and your vandalism here in our city."

He continued ... "Mate, you've got two choices -- come back and clean up your mess or come back and sing at the [Mayor's Christmas Carols event] on the 7th of December."

It's unclear what will happen if Bieber ignores both requests ... but here's our advice for Mayor Tate: Don't hold your breath.

Kelly Rutherford's custody battle with her ex-husband is so hateful … they're now under a court order to speak politely to each other, and get this -- in certain situations they're legally required to follow a SCRIPT!

The custody orders -- obtained by TMZ -- spell out precisely what Rutherford and her ex, Daniel Giersch, can and can't say … and how to behave around their 2 young children.

The docs order them to "exchange polite and friendly greetings." And Giersch, who's German, has to speak in English whenever they meet for the hand off. -- so he can't trash her in a foreign language without her knowledge.

If a kid doesn't want to leave one parent ... there's a drill for that, too ... the adults must follow a script that's actually included in the court order:

"Have a great time with [other parent]. I'll talk to you tomorrow," and will say to the other parent, "[Name], please come and help me."

Libraries might be outdated with their ridiculous books made of paper ... but they still make great masturbation stations for the homeless ... this according to rapper Fabolous.

Fab was boarding a flight at LAX this week ... so we obviously had to ask his opinion on America's struggling libraries ... and the rapper made a solid argument for their place in the digital age.

Sure, real books are useless now ... but if we tear down the libraries, Fab says "where else are the homeless gonna get to j**k off at, man?"

Justin Bieber didn't let his Canadianness get in the way of a bad ass tattoo ... 'cause the singer just got a symbol of American pride inked on his body.

Bieb got the ink job done after a concert last night in Sydney, Australia ... opting for an eagle tattoo on his left shoulder.

The singer posted photos of the session -- and we're no ornithologists, but best we can tell ... it's a bald eagle.

Sharon Osbourne runs a tight ship when it comes to her lady parts -- and is proudly admitting getting "excruciating" plastic surgery on her vagina ... all for Ozzy Osbourne.

Sharon copped to all sorts of cosmetic procedures in the past, but on the BBC's "Graham Norton Show" this week she revealed her crotch chop was by far the most the most painful one.

As for the results -- you gotta hear Sharon's explanation as to why it was all worth it ... at least for Ozzy.

Designer vaginas -- by vaginaplasty and labiaplasty -- have become all the rage ... and not just in Beverly Hills.

As we first reported ... Anthony Wiener's sexting buddy Sydney Leathers got snipped and plans to auction off her spare labia bits.

David Beckham claims he was the victim of a bizarre hazing ritual as a young professional soccer player ... in which he had to touch himself sexually in front of his male teammates.

It happened in 1991 -- when Beckham was just 16 -- and he says he had to stare at a photo of a famous Welsh soccer player named Clayton Blackmore and (more or less) masturbate in front of his teammates.

He said, "Everyone had an initiation that you had to go through on the youth team, that was one of the most uncomfortable ones."

He added, "I was embarrassed when I was saying it on camera let alone talking about it more. But it’s something that we all had to go through. It was definitely something I wouldn’t like to go through again!"

Here's something crazy -- the Australian hotel Justin Bieber tagged up this week has ZERO plans to scrub off his crappy artwork from its walls ... in fact, a rep tells TMZ, they're stoked the Biebs left his mark.

We posted the video Wednesday, showing Bieber spray-painting hideous multi-colored monsters onto a wall at the Brisbane hotel where he was staying.

You'd think the hotel would be pissed, but it's not -- the rep for the QT Gold Coast hotel tells us, "It was a coup for the hotel to have Justin want to paint a piece of art in appreciation of his stay."

The rep adds, "This piece of art is now available to be viewed by fans of the artist and we believe that it is a wonderful addition to the colourful Gold Coast arts scene."

Steve Aoki -- EDM DJ/serial cake tosser -- is at it again ... pelting one of his fans straight in the face with a cake at point blank range ... and TMZ has the footage.

Aoki had just finished making an appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" ... when he decided to take a break from signing autographs to whack an adoring fan in the face with a large cake.

The last time we caught Steve caking he connected on an 80 ft. heave that splattered all over a kid in a wheelchair. This latest stunt proves he's equally accurate at short range.

Check out the video ... Steve really, really loves to dish out a good caking.

Joanna Krupa is firing back at Brandi Glanville -- claiming her lady junk does NOT smell funky ... and she's trotted out two character witnesses to vouch for the pouch.

Krupa was leaving Mr. Chow in Bev Hills last night when we asked about her stinky feud with her "Real Housewives" rival -- which escalated earlier this month when Brandi began to compare Krupa's nether regions to a sea creature.

But Krupa didn't only defend her lady scent, she went right back after Brandi's crotch -- telling TMZ, "I understand she's bitter because her hot husband left her ... maybe hers smells and that's why he left her."

R. Kelly got straight up out-crazied by Lady Gaga at the AMAs Sunday night -- and after the show, he was man (and drunk) enough to admit it to TMZ.

The R&B legend was admittedly sauced before he even got to the Bootsy Bellows after-party ... and when we asked for his reaction to Gaga arriving to the show on a giant horse puppet ... all he could say was "why the f*ck didn't I think of that!?!"

It's pretty funny.

Kelly also told us he thinks Gaga is one of the GREAT performers of our time ... but where does she stack up compared to him??? Watch the clip -- he's boozy ... but he's honest.

Kim Kardashian ain't mad at Seth Rogen's topless attempt to imitate her in his "Bound 2" spoof with James Franco -- in fact, Kim says she thinks it's hilarious.

Kim made the comments while she was out in NYC last night -- in fact, she was walking into Kanye's apartment.

She had already given props to the actors on Twitter earlier in the day -- saying, "You nailed it!!! Sooo funny!" -- and last night, she doubled down on the compliment.

In the meantime, watch the spoof again -- did they nail it? Uh huh, honey.

I know, you're tired ... of seeing Kim Kardashian in Kanye West's new video for "Bound 2" ... so James Franco and Seth Rogen made their own version ... and it's AMAZING!

Franco and Rogen dropped "Bound 3" online today saying they felt inspired to recreate their new favorite music video while filming a new flick called "The Interview."

The best part ... Seth plays the role of topless Kim ... with a full James Franco dry-hump sesh.

Don't worry ... the video is safe-ish for work.

Score one for the pigeons ....

"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi took a white dung bomb to the face this weekend ... courtesy of one dirty bird ... and the reality star's friend captured the whole thing on camera.

GG was out at lunch when it happened ... and her boyfriend Dennis tweeted out the play-by-play:

"LMFAO a bird just sh*t on my girls face while eating lunch HAHA @gg_golnesa That's what u get for always talking SH*T #GoodLuck #Birdsh*t #lunch #sh*ttalker."

Dr. Conrad Murray says he and Michael Jackson were so tight, he would hold his penis for him.

In a bizarre, rambling interview with The Daily Mail, Murray says, "You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night."

Murray went on to say, "He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours."

And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."

Murray also discloses some of the things TMZ revealed years ago -- that Murray believes Michael killed himself. Murray claims when he walked out of Michael's bedroom the day he died, "I believe he woke up, got hold of his own stash of Propofol and injected himself. He did it too quickly and went into cardiac arrest."

And, Murray suggests, MJ's kids have 3 different fathers, and Michael isn't one of them. Murray says, "Michael told me he never slept with Debbie Rowe."

And, Murray insists, Michael told him he had been sexually assaulted by one of his doctors while under sedation.

Billy Ray Cyrus just won a bunch of cool points with his daughter Miley Cyrus ... by dropping a TON of cash on a new set of wheels for her 21st birthday.

Sources close to the deal tell us Billy Ray plunked down $24k on a 2013 Can Am Spyder ... with a customized Miley Cyrus flair.

If you look closely ... it's not a Gucci design -- it's got tiny M.C.'s all over it.

Anthony Weiner's sexting partner Sydney Leathers is living up to her last name ... in the most disgusting way possible -- TMZ has learned she's slicing off a portion of her hoo-ha ... and auctioning it to the highest bidder.

Sources tell us, Leathers' recent foray into the porn biz made her self-conscious about what she calls "excess skin" down there -- so she's decided to undergo a labiaplasty ... to remove a portion of her outer genitalia for a "cleaner" look.

We're told Sydney's getting trimmed next week in Santa Barbara with a doctor named Neal Handel, and it's gonna cost her $8,400. Those porno profits (yeah, she had some) will come in handy.

The really gross part ... we're told Leathers plans to SELL the surgically-removed skin on an auction website.